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 Topic: Come back to Allah

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  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #300 - April 23, 2011, 06:08 PM

    I have yet to hear of giant skeletons being discovered.



     grin12

    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #301 - April 23, 2011, 06:08 PM

    ^

    http://www.hoax-slayer.com/giant-skeleton.html

    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #302 - April 23, 2011, 06:10 PM

    Mashaa'Allah! How many signs will the Lord have to send me so I believe!?

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #303 - April 23, 2011, 06:13 PM

    Also I believe that the Quran states that humans used to have very lengthy lives, particularly Noah with 700 years. Does that seem right to you?



    The Koran and the Hadith are two different things.

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #304 - April 23, 2011, 06:30 PM

    ^ To be fair, the Quran did mention the story of cavemen whom allah put to sleep for 300 years, that they may wake up in a different time and find peace away from their stupid fellow civilians.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NMph943tsw


    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #305 - April 23, 2011, 08:01 PM

    I'm sorry, you are correct about Surah Nuh. All the fanciful tales in my memory seem to have combined together.

    And I remember my mom showing me that picture! Lol, she was sooooo convinced.

    But guys I'd like to make another point, although we have no trouble seeing the flaws in Islam, I'm not entirely convinced it is a bad thing. Specifically for those people with no moral compass, who need a promise of hell fire in order to treat others humanely.
    Personally I was born an exceptionally nice individual, and would never treat another human being with disrespect. But that's just me.


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  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #306 - April 26, 2011, 12:29 AM

    And again I ask... if allah can turn folks into monkeys and pigs,
    why has he NEVER healed an amputee?

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #307 - April 26, 2011, 12:30 AM

    Mashaa'Allah! How many signs will the Lord have to send me so I believe!?


    *throws marshmellows at bunny*   bunny

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #308 - April 26, 2011, 02:50 AM

    why isn't this thread dead yet ;A;

    ***~Church is where bad people go to hide~***
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #309 - April 26, 2011, 06:18 AM

    Everytime ii read the thread title I mistake Allah for Allat Tongue

    Although, Allat would be much more persuasive  dance
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #310 - April 26, 2011, 08:41 PM

    Lol this Ahmed fellow is quite a sad creature.

    <mchawking>: there's a 9 inch one coming out next month and I wish I had money
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #311 - April 26, 2011, 10:05 PM

    So pigs and monkeys.  The only reason monkeys cant speak is because
    they dont have the vocal chords to do so, however, their ability to
    communicate via sign language is amazing!  So turn ME into a monkey!
    I would be complimented lol
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmuu8UEi2ko

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #312 - April 26, 2011, 10:30 PM

    nice one JnT Smiley
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #313 - April 27, 2011, 05:32 PM

    The Koran and the Hadith are two different things.


    No it does actually state in the Quran that Nuh lived for 950 years.

    Quran 29:14

    And verily we sent Noah (as Our messenger) unto his folk, and he continued with them for a thousand years save fifty years; and the flood engulfed them, for they were wrong-doers.

    Grouchy  what is the  good reason for picking up an innocent girl  as Osama  bin Laden?    

  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #314 - April 28, 2011, 08:33 AM

    The only reason monkeys cant speak is because
    they dont have the vocal chords to do so


    Actually, chimps (and probably gorilas, too) have vocal chords, but they're too high in their throats.
    Also, a certain area of the human brain called the Broca area seems to be associated with speech.Apes lack this Broca area.
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #315 - April 28, 2011, 09:11 AM

    So pigs and monkeys.  The only reason monkeys cant speak is because
    they dont have the vocal chords to do so, however, their ability to
    communicate via sign language is amazing!  So turn ME into a monkey!
    I would be complimented lol
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmuu8UEi2ko

    Yeah, I love Koko's story. That's a great documentary too. There is a sweet little story here that might convince more people to watch it:

    Koko is a female lowland gorilla who for more than two decades has been the focus of the world's longest ongoing ape language study. Instead of using spoken words, Koko communicates in Ameslan, or American Sign Language. Her teacher, Dr. Francine "Penny" Patterson of the California Gorilla Foundation, has helped the ape master a vocabulary of more than five hundred words. That's how Koko told Penny she wanted a cat for her birthday. She signs the word cat by drawing two fingers across her cheeks to indicate whiskers.

    One day a litter of kittens was brought to the rural compound in Woodside, California, where Koko lives. The kittens had been abandoned at birth. Their "foster mother" was a terrier, who suckled them through the first month of life. Handling them with the gentle behavior typical of gorillas, Koko chose her pet, a tailless kitten with grey fur. She named her young friend "All Ball."

    Koko enjoyed her new kitten, sniffing it and stroking it tenderly. She carried All Ball tucked against her upper leg and attempted to nurse it as if it were a baby gorilla. Koko was surprised to learn that kittens bite. When All Ball bit her on the finger, she made the signs for "dirty" and "toilet," her usual expressions of disapproval. It wasn't long, though, before Koko was signing the cat to tickle her - one of the gorilla's favorite games. "Koko seems to think that cats can do most things that she can do," said Penny.

    "Soft/good/cat," said Koko.

    One night All Ball escaped from the Gorilla Foundation and was accidentally killed by a car. When Koko was told about the accident, she at first acted as if she didn't hear or understand. Then a few minutes later she started to cry with high-pitched sobs. "Sad/frown" and "Sleep/cat" were her responses when the kitten was mentioned later. For nearly a week after the loss, Koko cried whenever the subject of cats came up.

    The gorilla clearly missed her feline companion, but how much did she understand about what had happened? Fortunately, it was possible to ask Koko directly. Maureen Sheehan, a staff member at the Gorilla Foundation, interviewed Koko about her thoughts on death.

    "Where do gorillas go when they die?" Maureen asked.

    Koko replied, "Comfortable/hole/bye [the sign for kissing a person good-bye]."

    "When do gorillas die?" she asked.

    Koko replied with the signs "Trouble/old."

    "How do gorillas feel when they die: happy, sad, afraid?"

    "Sleep," answered Koko.

    ~ Excerpt from Gary Kowalski, The Souls of Animals

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  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #316 - April 29, 2011, 03:31 AM

    No it does actually state in the Quran that Nuh lived for 950 years.

    Quran 29:14

    And verily we sent Noah (as Our messenger) unto his folk, and he continued with them for a thousand years save fifty years; and the flood engulfed them, for they were wrong-doers.


    At least someone here knows their Koran.  Afro

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #317 - April 30, 2011, 01:05 PM

    13 pages. I can't be asked to read all of them.

    Has anyone actually returned to Allah yet? I suspect not.
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #318 - April 30, 2011, 01:23 PM

    No, but maybe if you hurry Elias you can be the first.   Afro  Might get you a few extra houris in heaven, (or pearly boys or whatever you're into).

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #319 - April 30, 2011, 02:03 PM

    Please hurry, sale ends soon.

    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #320 - April 30, 2011, 06:24 PM

    I am sorry but I am adopting this whole ignoring bullshit and shitting on the koran approach these days. It is funny that you're preaching on here. Really funny.  piggy

    Man created God in his image : intolerant, sexist, homophobic and violent.
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #321 - November 10, 2011, 04:42 AM

    i just want to say your god is a jerk... he wont forgive a muslim who kills another muslim


    but he will forgive a muslim who kills a non muslim...



    talk about cruel piggy
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #322 - November 10, 2011, 04:54 AM

    I love Koko

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  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #323 - November 11, 2011, 01:14 AM

    what has this thread turned into, real Mordor.

  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #324 - December 28, 2011, 09:29 PM

    Hi all, post one. None Muslim.

    What's the deal with Islam?  I mean the real deal? How can Muhammed be merciful? Do all Muslims to be Muslim have to believe in sharia?
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #325 - December 29, 2011, 03:12 PM

    i dont know what more comical and absurd

    1) this wacky theory that an invisible intagible incorporeal prime mover started ambushing(or got his winged archangels too) random middle east nomads to let every know he created everything

    or

    2) his fan club, who have this allah-gy
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #326 - December 29, 2011, 03:13 PM

    mo wasnt merciful.. allah is supposed to be merciful.
    and no, not all muslims believe in shariah.  matter of
    fact, it has been the source of many wars and deaths
    in the muslim world.  There are countries that prohibit
    the wearing of hijab (just the head scarf) in goverment
    buildings and public schools, like the country of Turkey.

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Come back to Allah
     Reply #327 - December 29, 2011, 03:17 PM

    It's laughable that some Muslims call Sharia as a legal system.  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy It's a load of shite.
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