What if Hell, isn't so bad?

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What if Hell, isn't so bad?
OP - April 03, 2010, 12:48 PM

(lets all assume for a minute that Heaven and Hell both exist and when you die you were going to either one--no ifs,ands or buts)

Okay I was thinking about this earlier today( in my room because i couldn't sleep at all), what if Hell isn't as bad as it seems.

I mean think about it, most of us grew up in some type of religious household ( ex. I was raised in a Christian one) and I grew up to believe that Hell was this dark,evil place.

But what if it isn't. I mean in the Torah, Quran and the Bible it is meant to "sell" Heaven to you. Make it seem like Paradise and make people want to be part of that religion & believe in God.They all favor Heaven over Hell.
Like those Mac vs PC commercials. In the commercials, the Apple Company points out all the flaws in PCs and tries to make the viewer think "oh. Macs sound nice".

For all we know, Heaven could be this long, boring religious service.
( Esp. when you consider the type of people who are going to be there )

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Reply #1 - April 03, 2010, 12:57 PM

Hell can't be bad at all, since I am going to be there

Only problem is, I am in catholic hell, not islamic hell, so you'd first have to convert to join me there

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Reply #2 - April 03, 2010, 01:06 PM

oh yes, i forgot about the different types of Hell

If Hell is real, I wonder what level I would be on

just something i thought was interesting:

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test2.mv

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Reply #3 - April 03, 2010, 02:13 PM

All the cool people are in hell

I've taken Dante's test before, I think I got level 7, cant really remember.

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Reply #4 - April 03, 2010, 03:29 PM

Quote from: NineBerry on April 03, 2010, 12:57 PM
Hell can't be bad at all, since I am going to be there

Only problem is, I am in catholic hell, not islamic hell, so you'd first have to convert to join me there

Not only that, he will also have to then become a Christian apostate to join you!!

I wonder which hell I will be put in.

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Reply #5 - April 03, 2010, 09:38 PM

Quote from: charlesmartel on April 03, 2010, 03:29 PM
I wonder which hell I will be put in.

I know. Gemanic "Hel". There will be quite a lot of angry Teutons waiting for Charles Martel to have a word with.

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Reply #6 - April 04, 2010, 10:18 PM

All my favourite people are going to Hell, so it's going to be a frickin party
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Reply #7 - April 06, 2010, 11:21 PM

It isn't so bad because it doesn't exist.
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Reply #8 - April 07, 2010, 05:00 PM

I'm going to the baptist hell, it's where there is fire and stuff. though I doubt I'll burn, I won't be in my body. So I'm just going to chilll with my friends and Satan. While we feel bad for those duped out of their free will afraid they're going to burn if they don't become god's slaves.

Not a bad place at all, I'd imagine it would be quite fun. We'll be there forever. That means we'll be bored alot. When we are bored, we're often more fun and more easily amused. And can party!

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Reply #9 - April 07, 2010, 05:06 PM

I'll be going to Catholic Hell, which I'm told isn't about hellfire or torture, its just an absence of God. So it'll be just like this life, only without having to pay any bills or go to work. Thanks Satan.

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Reply #10 - April 07, 2010, 05:08 PM

Quote from: Cheetah on April 07, 2010, 05:06 PM
I'll be going to Catholic Hell, which I'm told isn't about hellfire or torture, its just an absence of God. So it'll be just like this life, only without having to pay any bills or go to work. Thanks Satan.

It's no longer like Dante's inferno? Then it's like our hell, see you there! It's going to be fun. The absence of god means the absence of anything to hold us back.

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Reply #11 - April 07, 2010, 05:10 PM

We can eat babies and barbecue nuns and everything.

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Reply #12 - April 27, 2014, 01:03 PM

I'd be smirking at Mother Teresa.

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Reply #13 - April 27, 2014, 01:12 PM

I'd rather imagine hell as this decadent place where all kinds of perversions (not just sexual by the way) are encouraged. You have these cool parties and whatnot with demons and witches. And of course Satan. It wouldn't be THAT different from Islamic heaven, if you think about it. The difference just that I see hell as gender equal, while Islamic heaven is anything but.

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Reply #14 - April 27, 2014, 05:20 PM

Wold really fuck with Pascal's Wager.

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Reply #15 - April 27, 2014, 09:39 PM

Quote from: Cornflower on April 27, 2014, 01:12 PM
I'd rather imagine hell as this decadent place where all kinds of perversions (not just sexual by the way) are encouraged. You have these cool parties and whatnot with demons and witches. And of course Satan. It wouldn't be THAT different from Islamic heaven, if you think about it. The difference just that I see hell as gender equal, while Islamic heaven is anything but.

i'm sure theres a hadith that says most of the inhabitants of hell will be women..
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Reply #16 - April 27, 2014, 09:43 PM

Yep, that's because we are ungrateful bitches to our husbands.

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Reply #17 - April 27, 2014, 09:47 PM

gotta be the most hilarious hadith of them all..

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