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 Topic: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God

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  • Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
     Reply #60 - July 08, 2010, 06:58 PM

    another version that i have heard is that if you didn't a wear white cap or turban shaytan will piss on your head

    Shaitan is obsessed with giving golden showers. What is this, Allahs fetish?

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  • Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
     Reply #61 - July 08, 2010, 07:05 PM

    And lets not forget farting.. omg.. Nothing like
    ALMOST finished with your prayers and then  whistling2
    and momo got upset when people thought farting was funny.
    IT IS funny...

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  • Re: Joining the ranks of the Enemies of God
     Reply #62 - July 08, 2010, 07:22 PM

    naija!! I know! LOL  What i never practiced was when i was taught
    what to say before, during and after going to the bathroom   Huh?
    That was the stupidest and funniest thing i think i had learned about
    in islam!   Cheesy

    I think momo had obsessive compulsive disorder, too.  He was
    a clean freak beyond words.  Nothing wrong with being clean,
    but COME ON!! the dude took it to the extreme


    Yeah me neither i hardly learned how to say that before,during and after entering bathroom
    it was the extremity that i found hard to cope with

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