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 Topic: Halal Chat Up Lines

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  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #30 - May 31, 2010, 10:50 PM

    The only women I have ever said that to is female friends, and in a jokey way! I don't think I could use that as a serious chat up line!

    Anyway, here is another one - "We should do breakfast. Should I call you or nudge you?"

    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

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  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #31 - May 31, 2010, 10:53 PM

    "If I'm a pain in your arse, we can just add more lube"

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  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #32 - June 01, 2010, 06:00 PM

    "If I'm a pain in your arse, we can just add more lube"




    That would charm me!  piggy

  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #33 - July 15, 2010, 09:53 PM



    34.Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?

    [/b]


     Cheesy Afro
  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #34 - July 15, 2010, 10:08 PM

    13. I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam

    14. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter!"

    Cheesy

    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #35 - July 15, 2010, 10:11 PM

    Here'e one:

    Hey baby, are you 9 years old? Cos I like raping 9 year old girls. *wink wink*  Phwoar




    .....ok, sorry that wasn't even a pick up line.

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #36 - July 15, 2010, 10:15 PM

    "Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"
  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #37 - July 15, 2010, 10:26 PM

    those are absolutely hilarious!!!   Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
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  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #38 - July 15, 2010, 10:33 PM

    "Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"


    ROFLMAOOOOOOOOO

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #39 - July 15, 2010, 10:37 PM

    Haha number 13 is funny xD everyone is a brother in islam...yeah right. 8D it's funny how people say that but then go on do the complete opposite of what a brother would do.

  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #40 - July 16, 2010, 08:20 AM

    i like this one "Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me."
  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #41 - July 16, 2010, 08:28 AM

    Virgil, The Aeneid

    But how do I address you? For you seem
    Not to be a mortal, by your looks,
    Nor does your voice sound like a human voice.
    A goddess certainly! A sister of Phoebus?
    Or perhaps one of the race of Nymphs?
  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #42 - July 16, 2010, 03:53 PM

    I remember on MadTV, there was a skit where a woman had to put on a burqa when she went to Afghanistan, and the man reassured her by complimenting: "You look like a beautiful bag of groceries."

    "Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
    - Robert Louis Stevenson
  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #43 - July 16, 2010, 04:04 PM

    Virgil, The Aeneid

    But how do I address you? For you seem
    Not to be a mortal, by your looks,
    Nor does your voice sound like a human voice.
    A goddess certainly! A sister of Phoebus?
    Or perhaps one of the race of Nymphs?


    ummmm... nymphs in islamic culture are pretty little boys LMAO
    and yr prose sounds more like a jinnah than a goddess  *wink*

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #44 - July 16, 2010, 04:05 PM

    *woman to man*  you have beautiful ankles!

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #45 - July 18, 2010, 04:16 PM

    ummmm... nymphs in islamic culture are pretty little boys LMAO
    and yr prose sounds more like a jinnah than a goddess  *wink*


    Sister I do declare! I have never been a Muslim. Nymphs are within the folds of Greek mythology for me, so they are beautiful young women. 

    Oh how my heart burns with desire to be able to write like this, but alas the honor goes solely to the great Roman poet Virgil. This particular stanza is from his epic poem, the Aeneid.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgil

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeneid

  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #46 - September 07, 2010, 04:04 PM

    Why do they call it fasting when the day goes by so slow Cheesy

    Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love. This is the eternal rule - Buddha
  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #47 - September 07, 2010, 04:34 PM

    You used this as a chat up line?    Tongue

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #48 - September 07, 2010, 04:36 PM

    yes to all 4 of my now wives  yes

    Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love. This is the eternal rule - Buddha
  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #49 - September 07, 2010, 04:38 PM

    Wow, poor womenz.  They should have come to CEMB and read this thread, way better chat up lines on offer lol aloofandbored0

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #50 - September 07, 2010, 04:42 PM

    thats hilarious, women on the internet that is Tongue

    Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love. This is the eternal rule - Buddha
  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #51 - September 07, 2010, 04:43 PM

    Lol sorry, I would type faster, but with my cock in the other hand, its kind of hard.   cool2

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #52 - September 07, 2010, 04:45 PM

    only kind of? Cheesy

    you know i think im on the wrong forum i thought this was the council of extreme muslims :(

    Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love. This is the eternal rule - Buddha
  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #53 - September 07, 2010, 04:48 PM

    only kind of? Cheesy


    Well yes, typing with your cock is kind of hard, typing with your balls now, thats super hard.

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    you know i think im on the wrong forum i thought this was the council of extreme muslims :(


    http://ummah.com/


    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #54 - September 07, 2010, 04:51 PM

    Pssht you wanna bet Cheesy ?




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    Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love. This is the eternal rule - Buddha
  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #55 - September 07, 2010, 04:52 PM

    Berbs, this thread seems right up your street.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?111880-Addiction-to-Porn-amp-Masturbation-Islamic-Remedy

    Allahu akbar!

     Cheesy

    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #56 - September 07, 2010, 04:54 PM



     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Quote
    As Al-Busiri has rightly said, “The carnal self is a like a baby; if you neglect him, he will grow up clinging on to the breast-milk forever, but if you wean him off, he will be weaned off.”


    Fuck that, I want to suck on that titty til death.  Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #57 - September 07, 2010, 05:03 PM

    Fuck that, I want to suck on that titty til death.  Cheesy


    New sig.

    fuck you
  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #58 - September 07, 2010, 05:04 PM

    OMG, I am so honoured.  I finally made it into your sig.   bunny

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Halal Chat Up Lines
     Reply #59 - September 08, 2010, 04:59 AM

    Berb are you moroccan, if so im assuming your berber (just a wild guess) but if so you now have a fellow moroccan berber on the forum Cheesy only difference is this ones 19 and extremly sexeh  bunny

    Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love. This is the eternal rule - Buddha
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