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 Topic: Jannah For Men

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  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #120 - March 12, 2010, 09:27 PM

     Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #121 - March 12, 2010, 09:28 PM

    HEY BD

    Quote from: BlackDog on Today at 01:31:34 PM
    Quote
    Or you can just have a big cock.



     

    Is that a proposition ?



    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #122 - March 12, 2010, 09:30 PM

    H8tr.   Butt kissing


    Suce ma bite, putain  grin12

    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #123 - March 12, 2010, 09:31 PM



    Is that a proposition ?(Clicky for piccy!)




     grin12

    let me get the whipped cream and get this party started  dance
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #124 - March 12, 2010, 09:31 PM

    I TOLD  YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!!!!  finmad

    Is it weird that I smeared lipstick around the edges?

    btw Berbs what sort of lipstick do you use? Oh its not related to my question, just a random question, because I erm, am interested in lipstick. Yes, yes. Not in a gay way btw, hehe hihi eh. Meh.


    Lmao  Epic.


    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #125 - March 12, 2010, 09:32 PM

    I shave with a razor. I'm scared every time I do it. In fact, I'm going to a party tomorrow and knowing you as a crazy dude, and you don't shave your balls with a razor I'm rethinking shaving my own with a razor. Too much of a close shave *hihi*. Besides, do I call the an ambulance and say I nearly cut my dick off shaving?


    I'm crazy about a lot of things, and I have a high threshold for pain, but I do NOT fuck with the package area. Just a tip-- if you want me to empty out my bank account to you by putting a gun to my head, you're wasting your time. Point it at my dick and I'll make the bank transfer in a couple of minutes.

    Quote
    Baby balls as one girl called them. I never called her back again.


     Cheesy

    fuck you
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #126 - March 12, 2010, 09:33 PM

    Suce ma bite, putain  grin12


    No idea what you said, but in the spirit of misunderstanding........mesheed'khara.   grin12


    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #127 - March 12, 2010, 09:34 PM

    Girls don't stop. I'm soon there.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #128 - March 12, 2010, 09:34 PM

    It's French she said "Suck my (dick?), whore"

    fuck you
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #129 - March 12, 2010, 09:35 PM

    That did it.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #130 - March 12, 2010, 09:35 PM

    btw Berbs what sort of lipstick do you use? Oh its not related to my question, just a random question, because I erm, am interested in lipstick. Yes, yes. Not in a gay way btw, hehe hihi eh. Meh.


    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #131 - March 12, 2010, 09:36 PM

    Speaking of balls LOL. I never shave mine. I trim mine very close, it makes it look bigger Tongue

    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #132 - March 12, 2010, 09:36 PM



    Pics like that makes me not want to believe in Intelligent Design.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #133 - March 12, 2010, 09:37 PM

    It's French she said "Suck my (dick?), whore"


    Dang, and I only came back with a baby cuss?  I got served?   Cry


    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #134 - March 12, 2010, 09:38 PM

    Speaking of balls LOL. I never shave mine. I trim mine very close, it makes it look bigger Tongue


    lol I know. From Orgazmo:

    Hey, man, you need to shave your balls?

      
                      
    What?? Why would I do that??

      
                      
    All men love to shave their balls, Joe.

      
                      
    Makes the ol' Johnson look bigger.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #135 - March 12, 2010, 09:49 PM

    No idea what you said, but in the spirit of misunderstanding........mesheed'khara.   grin12




    Kul khara  grin12

    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #136 - March 12, 2010, 09:50 PM

    It's French she said "Suck my (dick?), whore"

    Yes the word was "dick".  grin12

    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #137 - March 12, 2010, 09:51 PM

    That did it.


    Lol, clean yourself up, putain

    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #138 - March 12, 2010, 09:51 PM

    Lol, clean yourself up, putain


    ROFL

    Being called a slut in french turns me on.

    Time to call my therapist.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #139 - March 12, 2010, 09:52 PM

    Kul khara  grin12


    Well personally I wouldn't, but whatever floats in your toilet your boat, you feel free to do.   No judgement.  cool2


    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #140 - March 12, 2010, 09:53 PM

    Dang, and I only came back with a baby cuss?  I got served?   :'(





    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #141 - March 12, 2010, 09:53 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dNY9NCvASs&feature=related
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #142 - March 12, 2010, 09:54 PM

    we don't need clothes anymore in Jannah, right?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjOUsHeDRlE&feature=sub

    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #143 - March 12, 2010, 09:54 PM



    BRB, I'm not used to myspace cussing.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #144 - March 12, 2010, 09:55 PM

    Never ask for a plate of putain in Quebec-- it's poutine.

    fuck you
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #145 - March 12, 2010, 09:55 PM

    ROFL

    Being called a slut in french turns me on.

    Time to call my therapist.

    Well personally I wouldn't, but whatever floats in your toilet your boat, you feel free to do.   No judgement.  cool2

     Roll Eyes Nice comeback. Oh and I actually called you a slut, not a whore. But you can be whichever you like  Afro.


    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #146 - March 12, 2010, 09:56 PM

    Never ask for a plate of putain in Quebec-- it's poutine.

     Cheesy PLease tell me you did this

    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #147 - March 12, 2010, 09:56 PM






    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #148 - March 12, 2010, 09:56 PM

    we don't need clothes anymore in Jannah, right?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjOUsHeDRlE&feature=sub


    lol i love quirky girls, not sure if i could handle quirky 24/7 though
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #149 - March 12, 2010, 09:57 PM

    Nice comeback. Oh and I actually called you a slut, not a whore. But you can be whichever you like


    That was real sweet of you, truely, I was touched by the increase from jokes to slut and whore choices.  Afro

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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