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 Topic: Jannah For Men

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  • Jannah For Men
     OP - March 10, 2010, 12:47 PM

    Men get 72 virgin chicks in Jannah, right? What about the women? Don't they get to have 72 hunkalicious studs? Girls, didn't you already see something fishy here when you were still muslims? I'm a guy so I didn't think about it that much back then, but now that I do....Shit, if I was a muslim chick, I would've been super pissed finmad I mean it doesn't sound fair at all!
    I wanna see what you think... I want to specifically read what the fine ladies here have to say
    For the the girls who are missing out on those 72 fine pieces of ass, here is your slice of heaven!

    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

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  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #1 - March 10, 2010, 12:54 PM

    Lol I will give that slice of heaven a miss thanks.

    This is my personal heaven:




    Phwoar......I saw phwoarr Phwoar

    Or:



    I think I just wet my pants a little.   :'(


    Manly man, in some warrior outfit...........cold shower.   Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #2 - March 10, 2010, 12:57 PM

    Quote
    Manly man, in some warrior outfit...........cold shower.   


    With Hans Zimmer music playing in the background....... Grin

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #3 - March 10, 2010, 12:57 PM

     Cheesy  You see where I'm going with this quite clearly.  Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #4 - March 10, 2010, 01:08 PM

    Does this "promising afterlife" mean that current life is prison? This is like brainwashing someone to overlook current and real situations in life for a future we are not really sure about.  Such believes are  the root of many problems including women and animals' suffering in this real world and anti-environmental mentality for destroying this beauitul planet. IF in the end its it all about meeting  ... then what about any spirituality in this religion is there any other "higher" goal for someone who genuinely wants self realization ,  trancendence of soul,  etc ?
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #5 - March 10, 2010, 01:11 PM


    I think we are on probation in this life.


    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #6 - March 10, 2010, 01:13 PM

    When I was in my teens, my idea of heavenly reward was Steve McManaman.

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #7 - March 10, 2010, 01:15 PM

    When I was in my teens, my idea of heavenly reward was Steve McManaman.


    When I was in my teens it was:



    Teh Karate Kid.   Cheesy


    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #8 - March 10, 2010, 01:41 PM

    For the the girls who are missing out on those 72 fine pieces of ass, here is your slice of heaven!


    6 gay dudes?

    fuck you
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #9 - March 10, 2010, 01:42 PM

     Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #10 - March 10, 2010, 02:12 PM

    when I was a teenager apparently I was the spitting image of the karate kid. when I got married my wife said I looked like him so I grew some facial hair to try and look more manly. lol

    ''we are morally and philisophically in the best position to win the league'' - Arsene Wenger
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #11 - March 10, 2010, 02:15 PM

     Grin Dude was cute though.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #12 - March 10, 2010, 02:36 PM

    To be honest, I never knew whether to believe in it or not. When I was younger, my mother would tell me the 72 virgins thing is man's take on what awaits him in heaven. *shrug*
    It's still quite infuriating either way. If you were to ask a scholar/imam about women and their own 72 hunks, he might die from shock at the very suggestion. Like, woah lady, how dare you not be satisfied with your husband of this life?  Blasphemy! Roll Eyes

    But meh, why the hell would I want 72 men anyway? My idea of heaven is having Edward Norton and Gerard Butler satisfy my every desire. *drool*
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #13 - March 10, 2010, 02:48 PM

    Berbs, finally a women who likes Bana better then Pitt in Troy... i allways said Bana is much hotter!


    and for that matter... HECTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORR!!!  dance

    "We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves." - from Goethes Faust
    "Only the wisest and the stupidest men never change." - Confuzios
    "there is no religion of peace, only people who are peaceful while being religious."
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #14 - March 10, 2010, 02:51 PM

    Hell yeah, I like dark haired men more anyway.  dance

    Dude was a god.

    But I would still be sandwiched between hector and achilles in a heartbeat though, bana may win out, but achilles was a close second.

    Paris on the other hand, was too puny.   Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #15 - March 10, 2010, 03:20 PM

    Hell yeah, I like dark haired men more anyway.  dance

    Dude was a god.

    But I would still be sandwiched between hector and achilles in a heartbeat though, bana may win out, but achilles was a close second.

    Paris on the other hand, was too puny.   Cheesy

    Berbs I think you can take both on at the same time...but bear in mind they ARE Greek so dont be surprised if they get a bit touchy feely whilst with you.  bunny

    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #16 - March 10, 2010, 05:22 PM

    It seems like every "benifit" women have in Jannah seems to benifit men more. 

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #17 - March 10, 2010, 05:35 PM

    What about gay dudes?

    Not that it concerns me, cos Im TOTALLY straight. I love chicks, booty sweat, pussies. You know. Absolutely have no interest in cocks. So its just a hypothetical question.

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #18 - March 10, 2010, 05:39 PM

    True, what are gay muslim men gonna do with houris? 

    Perhaps the question is irrelevent, as Allah has no intention of allowing gay men in their anyway Tongue

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  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #19 - March 10, 2010, 05:40 PM

    What about gay dudes?

    Not that it concerns me, cos Im TOTALLY straight. I love chicks, booty sweat, pussies. You know. Absolutely have no interest in cocks. So its just a hypothetical question.

    You're in denial, mate.  Tongue Your flamboyance says it all.  dance

    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #20 - March 10, 2010, 05:48 PM

    Will only islamic approved sexual practices be allowed in Jannah or can there some houris on houris action, like divine threesomes or anything like that ? 

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #21 - March 10, 2010, 05:49 PM

    You're in denial, mate.  Tongue Your flamboyance says it all.  dance


    It's the denial that says it all.  Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #22 - March 10, 2010, 05:58 PM

    You're in denial, mate.  Tongue Your flamboyance says it all.  dance


    Wow, you have totally besmirched my honor. I doth protest, I am straight!

    And I demand a duel to avenge this slandering of my clearly tits-loving nature. You, me, naked, oiled up, wrestling match. The winner shall prove that he is the straightest of them all!!

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #23 - March 10, 2010, 06:02 PM

    Is this you Iblis?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMdIMwbpi4s


    Lmao

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #24 - March 10, 2010, 06:10 PM

    Actually, this is more like me:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #25 - March 10, 2010, 06:14 PM

    ^Thats also the guy that righteous muslim women get in janna Grin

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #26 - March 10, 2010, 06:14 PM

    Actually, this is more like me:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM



    You mean someone who doesn't get much pussy?  Wink


    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #27 - March 10, 2010, 06:15 PM

     whistling2

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #28 - March 10, 2010, 06:23 PM


     Cheesy Anyone seen the movie?

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  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #29 - March 10, 2010, 06:24 PM

    I was kind of looking forward to heaven as a young teenage Muslim but after I read up on how the houris and wives will have jealousy removed form their heart it made me feel guilty. God was manipulating women's natural emotions to satisfy my sexual urges which I deemed to be unfair and that was also compounded by the fact I would feel angry if i was a woman in jannah who didn't get any males virgins and my husband was having sex with 72 lol.

    "The ideal tyranny is that which is ignorantly self-administered by its victims. The most perfect slaves are, therefore, those which blissfully and unawaredly enslave themselves."
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