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 Topic: Jannah For Men

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  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #90 - March 12, 2010, 08:38 PM


    I once had faith in a god, let's hope the faith I place in your oiled up rippling man chest, is better placed.  Cheesy

     Cheesy Agreed.

    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #91 - March 12, 2010, 08:40 PM

    Yeah Berbs, too bad your personal heaven is gay  Cheesy



    No way, it's my personal heaven which means they aren't gay, they are berbsexual.  parrot

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #92 - March 12, 2010, 08:46 PM

    i wanna see the naked Iblis too Grin

    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #93 - March 12, 2010, 08:47 PM

    I can't see Tlaloc's pics. They no load for me.  Cry

    Poor you ;(

    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #94 - March 12, 2010, 08:49 PM

    You suck.

    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #95 - March 12, 2010, 08:49 PM

    lol

    how do you know I'm not some fat ugly dude with more hair on my nipples than my head??? Grin


    Shave your nipple hair then-- that's what I do, well all my body hair down to my crotch actually.

    fuck you
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #96 - March 12, 2010, 08:50 PM

    What, you don't shave your crotch?

    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #97 - March 12, 2010, 09:04 PM

    No, I do-- I meant to say down to and including my crotch. I use a 0.5 guard on a hair clippers for that area, so it's not completely shaven as much as very closely trimmed. I don't trust having a razor blade down there, ya know? And when the boys are saggin low, it's pretty much impossible (and I'm not going to masturbate to get my balls taut just so I can shave them).

    fuck you
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #98 - March 12, 2010, 09:06 PM

    Lol, why not? Makes it better for blowjobs.

    Or, you could just get a wax whistling2

    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #99 - March 12, 2010, 09:06 PM

    (and I'm not going to masturbate to get my balls taut just so I can shave them).



     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy 

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #100 - March 12, 2010, 09:09 PM

    Lol, why not? Makes it better for blowjobs.


    Tellin ya, no fuckin razor blade is going near my cock or balls.

    Quote
    Or, you could just get a wax whistling2


    Yeah, that doesn't sound too damn appealing to me, I gotta tell ya-- besides the clippers get rid of most of it. Not 100 percent smooth, but close enough.

    fuck you
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #101 - March 12, 2010, 09:10 PM

    I do you one better, I have masturbated to this guy:

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    So many times.   Oh god, Do me, please.  Angelic

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    ^^ OH lord, I think I need to squeeze my thighs together to help overcome this reaction..   Cheesy




    Lol, Sorry Berbs, he's cute, but Evan dwarfs him in every way.



     Just do it Just do it Just do it Just do it Just do it Just do it


    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #102 - March 12, 2010, 09:12 PM

    No way-- that dude who plays Superman is much better-looking.

    fuck you
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #103 - March 12, 2010, 09:13 PM

    No way.   Tongue

    But anyway, yeah, you keep your man, at least you know I have no designs on him. 


    (does anybody else do this with their friends?  my mates know to never ever cock block me on a chance with the rock for the night Cheesy just as I know to enever cock block my friend on a chance with edward from twilight........not that I would even want to lol )

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #104 - March 12, 2010, 09:13 PM

    No way-- that dude who plays Superman is much better-looking.


    You just made my xmas panties mailing list.  Smiley

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #105 - March 12, 2010, 09:13 PM

    Or you can just have a big cock.

     

    Is that a proposition ?


    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #106 - March 12, 2010, 09:14 PM

    No way-- that dude who plays Superman is much better-looking.


    Screw you. You dont even know his name. And you have no taste in men.

    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #107 - March 12, 2010, 09:16 PM

    No way.   Tongue

    But anyway, yeah, you keep your man, at least you know I have no designs on him. 


    (does anybody else do this with their friends?  my mates know to never ever cock block me on a chance with the rock for the night Cheesy just as I know to enever cock block my friend on a chance with edward from twilight........not that I would even want to lol )


    Evan's hotter. You suck.

    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #108 - March 12, 2010, 09:16 PM

    I don't know if I'm straight or bi, but dammit I want this guy in my heaven!:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1wvlKjasVs

    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #109 - March 12, 2010, 09:17 PM

    You suck.


    Probably better than you too.  aloofandbored0

     Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #110 - March 12, 2010, 09:17 PM

    Cheesy just as I know to enever cock block my friend on a chance with edward from twilight........not that I would even want to lol )

    Oh god, don't get me started on twilight. Even if edward were hot, he would just remind me of the movie and piss me off.

    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #111 - March 12, 2010, 09:17 PM

    Ew. Mika? He's so skinny.

    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #112 - March 12, 2010, 09:17 PM

    Screw you. You dont even know his name. And you have no taste in men.


    Pfft....who cares? Check this out vvvvvv

    You just made my xmas panties mailing list.  Smiley


    I get Berbs' panties, so there--  aloofandbored0


    fuck you
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #113 - March 12, 2010, 09:21 PM

    skinny?... well I don't like muscular guys at all. Maybe I'm not bi, maybe I really am straight after all. But I still think he's cute!

    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #114 - March 12, 2010, 09:21 PM

    Probably better than you too.  aloofandbored0

     Cheesy


    Yes what talent you must have  Roll Eyes. Slut. aloofandbored0

    Va te faire foutre  grin12

    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #115 - March 12, 2010, 09:22 PM



    Lol, love this shit  dance

    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #116 - March 12, 2010, 09:23 PM

    Yes what talent you must have  Roll Eyes. Slut. aloofandbored0

    Va te faire foutre  grin12


    H8tr.   Butt kissing

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #117 - March 12, 2010, 09:24 PM

    Tellin ya, no fuckin razor blade is going near my cock or balls.

    Yeah, that doesn't sound too damn appealing to me, I gotta tell ya-- besides the clippers get rid of most of it. Not 100 percent smooth, but close enough.


    I shave with a razor. I'm scared every time I do it. In fact, I'm going to a party tomorrow and knowing you as a crazy dude, and you don't shave your balls with a razor I'm rethinking shaving my own with a razor. Too much of a close shave *hihi*. Besides, do I call the an ambulance and say I nearly cut my dick off shaving?

    It's nice though, when a girl sucks on your balls and they are like ultra smooth. Baby balls as one girl called them. I never called her back again.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #118 - March 12, 2010, 09:26 PM

    I shave with a razor. I'm scared every time I do it. In fact, I'm not anymore, too much of a close shave *hihi*. Besides, do I call the an ambulance and say I nearly cut my dick off shaving?




    Better than telling them the truth, that you put your dick in the hoover again.   Tongue

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #119 - March 12, 2010, 09:26 PM

    Better than telling them the truth, that you put your dick in the hoover again.   Tongue


    I TOLD  YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE!!!!  finmad

    Is it weird that I smeared lipstick around the edges?

    btw Berbs what sort of lipstick do you use? Oh its not related to my question, just a random question, because I erm, am interested in lipstick. Yes, yes. Not in a gay way btw, hehe hihi eh. Meh.
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