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 Topic: Jannah For Men

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  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #30 - March 10, 2010, 06:26 PM

    Cheesy Anyone seen the movie?


    Yeah, great movies.  I LOL'ed.  Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #31 - March 10, 2010, 06:34 PM

    houris and wives will have jealousy removed form their heart it made me feel guilty. God was manipulating women's natural emotions to satisfy my sexual urges


     yes  Fucking takes the piss doesn't it?

    And yet a mans emotions, ie jealousy will still exist, as shown :

    “I entered Paradise, where I saw ar-Rumaysa, the wife of Abu Talhah. And I heard footsteps and asked, ‘Who is that?’ He [Jibreel] said, ‘That is Bilaal.’ And I saw a palace with women in its courtyard. I asked, ‘Whose is this?’ They said, ‘It is for ‘Umar ibn al-Khattab.’ I had wanted to go in and look at it, but I remembered your jealousy [where women are concerned].’ Umar said, ‘May my mother and father be sacrificed for you, O Messenger of Allah, would I feel jealous from you?’”  muslim 31 - 5896


    I mean, he doesn't go into the palace cos he knows the dude will get jealous.  If jealousy is an ugly human worldy emotion given by the apple, you would think both men and women would lose it in this so called paradise.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #32 - March 10, 2010, 06:48 PM

    yes  Fucking takes the piss doesn't it?

    And yet a mans emotions, ie jealousy will still exist, as shown :

    “I entered Paradise, where I saw ar-Rumaysa, the wife of Abu Talhah. And I heard footsteps and asked, ‘Who is that?’ He [Jibreel] said, ‘That is Bilaal.’ And I saw a palace with women in its courtyard. I asked, ‘Whose is this?’ They said, ‘It is for ‘Umar ibn al-Khattab.’ I had wanted to go in and look at it, but I remembered your jealousy [where women are concerned].’ Umar said, ‘May my mother and father be sacrificed for you, O Messenger of Allah, would I feel jealous from you?’”  muslim 31 - 5896


    I mean, he doesn't go into the palace cos he knows the dude will get jealous.  If jealousy is an ugly human worldy emotion given by the apple, you would think both men and women would lose it in this so called paradise.


    Islam is absurd.

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #33 - March 10, 2010, 06:57 PM

    True, what are gay muslim men gonna do with houris?


    They'll do their hair and manicure, obviously.

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #34 - March 10, 2010, 07:24 PM

    Men in jannah will have eternal boners! Allahu snackbar! dance

    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #35 - March 10, 2010, 08:16 PM

    They'll do their hair and manicure, obviously.

     Cheesy + buttwaxing

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  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #36 - March 10, 2010, 09:22 PM

    Men in jannah will have eternal boners! Allahu snackbar! dance


    Right, that's it. I'm converting.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #37 - March 10, 2010, 09:25 PM

    Takbir! sheikh

    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #38 - March 11, 2010, 03:01 AM

    Wow, you have totally besmirched my honor. I doth protest, I am straight!

    And I demand a duel to avenge this slandering of my clearly tits-loving nature. You, me, naked, oiled up, wrestling match. The winner shall prove that he is the straightest of them all!!

    Careful. My fingers tend to 'explore'.  whistling2

    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #39 - March 11, 2010, 03:01 AM

    I WILL FIGHT YOU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eplbDbp6XJQ

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #40 - March 12, 2010, 05:07 AM

    Lol I will give that slice of heaven a miss thanks.

    This is my personal heaven:

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    Phwoar......I saw phwoarr Phwoar

    Or:

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    I think I just wet my pants a little.   :'(


    Manly man, in some warrior outfit...........cold shower.   Cheesy


    Ummm........this guy:


    Phwoar

    Id go back to Islam for 72 Evan Farmers in a heartbeat 001_wub

      






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  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #41 - March 12, 2010, 02:04 PM

    I have abs like that. It's just covered in hair. But it's there, I promise.  cool2
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #42 - March 12, 2010, 05:20 PM

    Its not just the body, Its the face BD, the face... Abs are sexy, but that face...*drools over keyboard*

    If you ever have plastic surgery to look like Evan Farmer, call me.  cool2

    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #43 - March 12, 2010, 05:44 PM

    I have abs like that. It's just covered in hair. But it's there, I promise.  cool2

    I have abs like those too...just that they are covered in hair and fat.  lipsrsealed

    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #44 - March 12, 2010, 05:46 PM

     Cheesy

    fuck you
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #45 - March 12, 2010, 05:48 PM

    just that they are covered in.. fat. 

    I prefer to call mine relaxed muscle

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  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #46 - March 12, 2010, 05:50 PM

    So am I allowed to post nudes of myself here??

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #47 - March 12, 2010, 06:00 PM

    Please do.  Teases are so lame.  Tongue  Don't be lame.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #48 - March 12, 2010, 06:06 PM

    Evan Farmer. Yummy yes

    I hear the rains, I see the fire, I feel the flame. It doesn't change the faces I want to blame for the shame I'm feeling.
    But the winds of change will blow again. And we're the lucky ones who travel on towards the sun.

    Can you hear it calling you?
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #49 - March 12, 2010, 06:07 PM

    Ummm........this guy:

    (Clicky for piccy!)(Clicky for piccy!)





    I do you one better, I have masturbated to this guy:



    So many times.   Oh god, Do me, please.  Angelic



    ^^ OH lord, I think I need to squeeze my thighs together to help overcome this reaction..   Cheesy


    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #50 - March 12, 2010, 06:08 PM

    Definitely allowed, Iblis. And Berbs is right, don't be lame piggy

    I hear the rains, I see the fire, I feel the flame. It doesn't change the faces I want to blame for the shame I'm feeling.
    But the winds of change will blow again. And we're the lucky ones who travel on towards the sun.

    Can you hear it calling you?
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #51 - March 12, 2010, 06:09 PM

    Superman! Yeah he's hot. And not just cuz he's superman.

    I hear the rains, I see the fire, I feel the flame. It doesn't change the faces I want to blame for the shame I'm feeling.
    But the winds of change will blow again. And we're the lucky ones who travel on towards the sun.

    Can you hear it calling you?
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #52 - March 12, 2010, 06:10 PM

    Oh!
    I could post my shameless almost-nudes in a bowtie then.

    http://bayimg.com/iALNjAACc
    http://bayimg.com/IalnkaAcC
    http://bayimg.com/IALnMaaCC

    ^_^

    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #53 - March 12, 2010, 06:17 PM

    Superman! Yeah he's hot.


    Stay away from my man.  Cat fight

    Quote

     And not just cuz he's superman.


    Although, the mile high club gains an added edge with him.   cool2

    Oh!
    I could post my shameless almost-nudes in a bowtie then.

    <snip>

    ^_^


     dance   Cute bowtie.  Tongue  Next time though, I feel you should remove the hand, just to give the pictures more oomph.   cool2


    Ey yo, Iblis, see how Tlaloc isn't lame?  Don't be lame now.  parrot

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #54 - March 12, 2010, 06:18 PM

    I'm at work, i don't normally keep pics of my penis and abs on my netword folder.

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #55 - March 12, 2010, 06:19 PM

    What time will you be home, so I can set my alarm to be here?   Smiley

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #56 - March 12, 2010, 06:20 PM

    ROFL.. Seriously, be warned... you might just get what you wish for.

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #57 - March 12, 2010, 06:21 PM

    Cool.  So what time?   Smiley


    LOL.  Tongue

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #58 - March 12, 2010, 06:26 PM

    dance   Cute bowtie.  Tongue  Next time though, I feel you should remove the hand, just to give the pictures more oomph.   cool2

    Ey yo, Iblis, see how Tlaloc isn't lame?  Don't be lame now.  parrot

    Lol, the hand is a must, so I can hide my undersized peepee and you can replace it with your oversized imagination ^_^

    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #59 - March 12, 2010, 06:27 PM

    Lol, the hand is a must, so I can hide my undersized peepee and you can replace it with your oversized imagination ^_^



     Cheesy Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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