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 Topic: Jannah For Men

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  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #210 - June 21, 2010, 06:03 PM

    ADMIN!! Arrest BD for soliciting a fellow member! This is shameful!!

  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #211 - June 21, 2010, 06:28 PM

    Don't know what you look like BD but judging from these responses you should start wearing hijab...  It's for your own good you know..  uncovered meat gets molested as they say...

    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #212 - June 21, 2010, 06:37 PM

     Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #213 - June 21, 2010, 06:38 PM

    ADMIN!! Arrest BD for soliciting a fellow member! This is shameful!!



    ROFL
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #214 - June 21, 2010, 09:42 PM

    Don't know what you look like BD but judging from these responses you should start wearing hijab...  It's for your own good you know..  uncovered meat gets molested as they say...


    This is what he looks like :


    http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=10863.msg290478#msg290478

    He looks too cute, better go for niqab.




    Like a compass needle that points north, a man?s accusing finger always finds a woman. Always.

    Khaled Hosseini - A thousand splendid suns.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #215 - June 21, 2010, 10:26 PM

    LOL Paloma Grin
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #216 - June 22, 2010, 12:30 AM

    You women have high standards. Keep dreaming.  Afro
    Real man look like this
    I guess this is the border line of what I can post without getting banned. Notice the game boy. So he is not completely nude. Hopefully I don't get banned for this.

    Your ego is so out of whack that it will do whatever it can to protect itself. And people with a messed up ego can do these mental gymnastics to convince themselves they're awesome when really, they're just douchebags!-->Kyle Brolovski
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #217 - June 22, 2010, 04:58 AM

     Embarrassed

    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #218 - June 22, 2010, 05:11 AM

    BD is lying, Angel!

    He is scrumptious! Go get him tiger! But make sure you've got the right continent first!

    P.S. I want pics to fap to...

     Cheesy

    I'm pretty sure he's on the same continent as me.

    I'll report back with naked polaroids as soon as I find the sexy bugger.

    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #219 - June 22, 2010, 05:12 AM

    Angel knows where to find my pics Wink Seek and you shall receive. I read that in a fortune cookie.


    *Gives BD her best come hither eyes*

    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #220 - June 22, 2010, 05:38 AM

    I'm so sorry for the photo overload, but...he's just So Damn Hot. Oh Jesus...











    Look at those fucking come hither eyes in the last pic 001_wub

    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #221 - June 22, 2010, 05:47 AM



    He looks like a lesbian. After I cleaned up I was disgusted with myself.

    I'm an asshat.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #222 - June 22, 2010, 05:51 AM

     Cheesy  Cheesy

    If he was a lesbian, he'd be a damn sexy one.

    Why would you be disgusted? You obviously have impeccable taste in men.  Afro

    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #223 - June 22, 2010, 08:45 AM

    *Gives BD her best come hither eyes*


     dance
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #224 - June 22, 2010, 03:44 PM

    Cheesy

    I'm pretty sure he's on the same continent as me.

    I'll report back with naked polaroids as soon as I find the sexy bugger.





    You know my secret email account.......... I'll be waiting

    mwahahaha

  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #225 - June 22, 2010, 04:50 PM

    lol  Grin 

    "We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #226 - June 22, 2010, 06:02 PM

    Family Guy also has an opinion:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOfp0LHtpV0


    OSAMA !!!!!!!

    Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense. - Voltaire
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #227 - June 29, 2010, 02:03 AM

    Evan Farmers features are similar to Pakistani/South Asian men.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #228 - April 24, 2011, 02:30 PM

    Gay dudes that didn't practise their sexual orientation on earth and obeyed allah are to be rewarded as well. They would get what is called "weldan mukhaladun" i.e. young boys to molest. Isn't that lovely? bunny That of course leaves their share of the virgins to lesbians.  Kiss

    Man created God in his image : intolerant, sexist, homophobic and violent.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #229 - April 24, 2011, 08:27 PM

    Did nobody get to see what Iblis looked like ?

    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #230 - April 24, 2011, 08:37 PM

    when I was a teenager apparently I was the spitting image of the karate kid. when I got married my wife said I looked like him so I grew some facial hair to try and look more manly. lol


    Hey abuyuns, you really are me! I was called the karate kid for years. Did you see my photo in the photo thread? Are we still similar looking?

    Hi
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #231 - June 05, 2011, 05:09 PM

    I always thought the "72" was for martyrs and not just any men. Can some show me where this is showed.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #232 - June 07, 2011, 02:39 AM

    I like the part with.

    Now you come after 5 seconds, but in Heaven you will have the Stamina of 100.
    5*100=  8.3 so 8 Minutes.

    WOW!!! 8 Entire Minutes how will they ever do that. What a Feat.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #233 - June 12, 2011, 12:50 AM

    This pic is appropriate for this thread.  Cheesy

    This guy. Jaw.  dance



    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #234 - June 12, 2011, 01:40 AM

    I dont need 72 men just give me a naked Ian Somerhalder and ill be the happiest person on earth(err heaven)  whistling2




    Damn he's fine  mysmilie_977 mysmilie_977

    井の中の蛙大海を知らず。
    (I no naka no kawazu taikai wo shirazu)
    A frog in a well does not know the great sea.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #235 - June 22, 2011, 03:09 PM

    Ian Somerhadler is fackin hawt. Robert Flattyface is so over-rated.
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #236 - March 19, 2012, 03:43 AM

    Cheesy Anyone seen the movie?

    I had seen it.Voooot
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #237 - March 20, 2012, 10:28 PM

    another guest revival..

    you mean guys like THIS!  (holy shit.. did I post THAT?)

    NSFW! LOL  Guys.. watch at your own risk  Ladies, get comfy  whistling2


    http://vimeo.com/36035547

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #238 - March 21, 2012, 01:29 AM


      w00t der it tiz!! *ness says in a weird high pitched voice*
  • Re: Jannah For Men
     Reply #239 - August 14, 2012, 07:54 PM

    there is no 72 virgins in heaven lads ,,its a gimmick to get ppl to becom muslims ,and they rant about heaven and hell. Hell is for ppl who believe in hell, not for liberal minded ppl so let them who believe in hell goto hell good luck to them
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