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  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #30 - December 08, 2009, 07:18 PM
    Dammit.

    I just checked my 8 year old daughter's index and ring fingers. I was hoping they would be the same length. They weren't. The index finger is noticabley longer!
    Does this mean she is going to be a nympho?
    My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." -- Mike Tyson
  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #31 - December 08, 2009, 07:22 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on December 08, 2009, 04:31 PM
    mysmilie_977 Ive got the diagnosis.  Now listen very carefully Os.  You sitting down?

    You've got a gay right hand, Os. It works like this:

    Your left hand preferes titties, and your right hand prefers cock.

    Wrong. It would be the other way around if anything. Reads yer science. Tongue

    Anyway I just checked them more carefully with a straightedge and it was an optical illusion or something anyway. Both hands are equally gay/straight/butch/fem/dom/sub/lacy knickers/rubber fetish.  parrot
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  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #32 - December 08, 2009, 07:22 PM
    Quote from: Submissive Bob on December 08, 2009, 07:18 PM
    Dammit.

    I just checked my 8 year old daughter's index and ring fingers. I was hoping they would be the same length. They weren't. The index finger is noticabley longer!
    Does this mean she is going to be a nympho?

    We can only hope.  Afro
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  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #33 - December 08, 2009, 07:25 PM
    Everything's normal. then. Typical male pattern is index finger is shorter than ring finger, typical female pattern is the fingers are the same length or the index finger is a bit longer.
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  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #34 - December 08, 2009, 07:28 PM
    I wonder why. Can't see any obvious reason for it.
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  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #35 - December 08, 2009, 07:30 PM
    Quote from: NineBerry on December 08, 2009, 07:25 PM
    Everything's normal. then. Typical male pattern is index finger is shorter than ring finger, typical female pattern is the fingers are the same length or the index finger is a bit longer.


    That's a relief.
    I'm still keeping my eye on her and buying a shotgun.
    My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." -- Mike Tyson
  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #36 - December 09, 2009, 08:15 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on December 08, 2009, 07:28 PM
    I wonder why. Can't see any obvious reason for it.

    cant think of any reason..
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  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #37 - December 09, 2009, 01:44 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on December 08, 2009, 05:01 AM
    I am 100% heterosexual & 0% gay.  Would you say you have a heterosexual component to you?  What % figue would you put on this?  Do you ever wish you were straight?


    I am quite gay...  in fact I have very strong lesbian tendencies and I only get hard ons for girls.
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  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #38 - December 10, 2009, 08:55 AM


    Okay, my index finger is ever so slightly longer than my ring finger.

    What does that mean ?
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  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #39 - December 10, 2009, 08:56 AM
    Quote from: ras111 on December 09, 2009, 01:44 PM
    I am quite gay...  in fact I have very strong lesbian tendencies and I only get hard ons for girls.

     cool2
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

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  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #40 - December 10, 2009, 09:06 AM
    Quote from: atheist.pk on December 10, 2009, 08:55 AM
    (Clicky for piccy!)

    Okay, my index finger is ever so slightly longer than my ring finger.

    What does that mean ?

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  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #41 - December 10, 2009, 09:08 AM
    Well, I wouldnt mind if I was one grin12
    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

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  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #42 - December 10, 2009, 10:07 AM
    Quote from: IsLame on December 07, 2009, 03:57 PM
    Not sure if you read the other thread where homosexuality was being discussed, where I believed that its down to biological factors, almost 100%.  

    Whats your opinion - it is down to nature or nurture (or what % mix), from your own personal perspective and the gay community at large?

    Same question to other LG members too..


    I am of the opinion that sexuality is fluid i.e. we're all bisexual at a fundamental level.
  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #43 - December 10, 2009, 10:10 AM
    I disagree - I am not bisexual and thats not just the 'bloke' in me talking
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  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #44 - December 10, 2009, 12:34 PM
    Would you say you are 100% heterosexual and will always be so? Sexuality being fluid doesn't necessarily mean you have actively have partners of both sexes it just suggests the existance of a continumm.
  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #45 - December 10, 2009, 12:58 PM
    Quote from: Ferrero on December 10, 2009, 12:34 PM
    Would you say you are 100% heterosexual and will always be so?

    I dont know, I cant predict and make any definitive statements about the future, I can only be sure about the here & now and the past..
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    Sexuality being fluid doesn't necessarily mean you have actively have partners of both sexes it just suggests the existance of a continumm.

    I know, I just have always found men as sexually alluring as my neighbours cat.
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  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #46 - December 10, 2009, 12:58 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on December 10, 2009, 12:55 PM
    .I know, I just have always found men as sexually alluring as my neighbours cat.


    Does that mean that the cat is very alluring to you?
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

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  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #47 - December 10, 2009, 12:59 PM
    No, and I think the feelings mutual
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  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #48 - December 10, 2009, 04:10 PM
    Good grief! Can't a guy have a nice quiet lurk nowadays!  After watching the balls ups you lot made on the Vegetarianism and 'why we cook food' debacles, I've decided to un-armlock myself. Try this:- Either google 'Competition and relative finger length' or click on this:

    http://fingerlengthdigitratio.wordpress.com/
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  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #49 - December 10, 2009, 04:14 PM
     Cheesy Vegetarianism threads are worse than Israel/Palestine threads. 
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  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #50 - December 10, 2009, 04:24 PM
    Quote from: sojournerlumus on December 10, 2009, 04:10 PM
    Good grief! Can't a guy have a nice quiet lurk nowadays!  After watching the balls ups you lot made on the Vegetarianism and 'why we cook food' debacles, I've decided to un-armlock myself. Try this:- Either google 'Competition and relative finger length' or click on this:

    http://fingerlengthdigitratio.wordpress.com/

    HURRAY - I was beginning to think you had left us forever SJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I asked about you before, but no-one knew where you had gone.  Glad to see you're well, and stick around this time!
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  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #51 - December 10, 2009, 04:26 PM
    Yes I was beginning to think the old codger had gone and snuffed it. Good to see he still has some life left in him.  parrot
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  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #52 - December 10, 2009, 04:34 PM
    Just my usual Winter blues, so I try not to inflict myself since I've got an extremely long ring finger.
    I've been fishing alot- well, I say fishing: I suppose you actually have to catch something before that's entirely true.
    It's great to watch the banter on here -  keep it up.
    Well, gotta go; wifie wants a lift home from work.
    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #53 - December 10, 2009, 08:09 PM
    SJ it's nice to see you back my friend. The last time we spoke was when I first joined the site. Glad to see you're good.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #54 - December 11, 2009, 07:06 AM
    Well thanks Tommy,  Guess I'll be dipping in and out of here once my Black Dog's lifted.

    It's brilliant to see the way in which you've all got your arguments marshalled in favour of Atheism and can see off those who think that their pity or a prayer or two or the suspension of disbelief will change your minds.
    It's also good to see how many young Muslims are daring to doubt theism and joining this forum. Just remember that brilliant line- 'Imagine no religion, it's easy if you try'. Stick it to 'em guys.
    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #55 - December 11, 2009, 07:17 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on December 08, 2009, 07:22 PM
    Wrong. It would be the other way around if anything. Reads yer science. Tongue

    Anyway I just checked them more carefully with a straightedge and it was an optical illusion or something anyway. Both hands are equally gay/straight/butch/fem/dom/sub/lacy knickers/rubber fetish.  parrot

    I think islame did not catch on yet which finger/hand does what.
    "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #56 - December 11, 2009, 07:25 AM
    Quote from: Submissive Bob on December 08, 2009, 07:18 PM
    Dammit.

    I just checked my 8 year old daughter's index and ring fingers. I was hoping they would be the same length. They weren't. The index finger is noticabley longer!

    Start sizing the hijab.
    "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #57 - December 11, 2009, 07:28 AM
    Quote from: IsLame on December 10, 2009, 10:10 AM
    I disagree - I am not bisexual and thats not just the 'bloke' in me talking

    All Ferrero means is that you just haven't met the right man.
    "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
  • Re: Hey man, smell my finger.
     Reply #58 - December 11, 2009, 09:29 AM
    Quote from: IsLame on December 10, 2009, 10:10 AM
    I disagree - I am not bisexual and thats not just the 'bloke' in me talking


    The bloke in me said I wasn't gay as well.

    But even after he pulled himself out, I still felt a little gay.
    My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." -- Mike Tyson
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