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OP - September 26, 2009, 04:02 PM

I saw this from wikipedia....
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According to Islamic belief, it was a miraculously-generated source of water from Allah (God), which began thousands of years ago when Ibrahim's infant son Ismael was thirsty and kept crying for water and was kicking at the ground when water gushed out.

? a joke...water from god...

Well..anyone can name a water of their own like that zam zam....
Now iam creating one...
This one is called COME COME

COME COME Water...
You can also talk to this water.If you want to drink,you can call it.Then it will come automatically..thats why it is COME COME Water.
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Reply #1 - September 26, 2009, 04:30 PM

theres a fast food take away in Leeds called zam zam's.

Id be willing to bet the water they use comes straight out the gutter though looking at the place!
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Reply #2 - September 26, 2009, 06:07 PM

Zam zam water tastes gross.

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Reply #3 - September 26, 2009, 06:09 PM

Yeah, I always avoided that place when I used to hang around in Leeds. There are a couple of OK-ish ones in that vicinity though.

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Reply #4 - September 26, 2009, 08:37 PM

Actually to be fair they are not too bad.

But yeh, there are some great places in Leeds. Some awesome curry houses too.
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Reply #5 - September 27, 2009, 08:37 AM

Remember around 8-9 years back when all sorts of Colas came around with Muslim names like:

Mecca Cola
Zamzam Cola

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Reply #6 - September 27, 2009, 09:05 AM

I think that was a turning point in the current trends of Islam and Islamic modern history..

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Reply #7 - September 27, 2009, 11:45 AM

Quote from: IsLame on September 27, 2009, 09:05 AM
I think that was a turning point in the current trends of Islam and Islamic modern history..

In what sense?
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Reply #8 - September 27, 2009, 11:46 AM

When I was 6yr old, my parents took me to Macca and bathed me in the zamzam water. They said it will keep me pure for the rest of my life. However, now the purity of my atheist beliefs bothers them.

In addition to the zam zam and come come waters, there is also cum cum water. It comes out only after the penis is rubbed for a while. Sometimes the cum cum water just takes seconds. That is called pre pre water. Pre pre happens because of fear, panic, anxiety or low self esteem.
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Reply #9 - September 27, 2009, 12:30 PM

Quote from: Kenan on September 27, 2009, 11:45 AM
In what sense?

It becoming a more dominant force in Muslims minds..

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Reply #10 - September 27, 2009, 01:01 PM

Quote from: open_thinking on September 27, 2009, 11:46 AM
When I was 6yr old, my parents took me to Macca and bathed me in the zamzam water. They said it will keep me pure for the rest of my life. However, now the purity of my atheist beliefs bothers them.

In addition to the zam zam and come come waters, there is also cum cum water. It comes out only after the penis is rubbed for a while. Sometimes the cum cum water just takes seconds. That is called pre pre water. Pre pre happens because of fear, panic, anxiety or low self esteem.

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Reply #11 - September 27, 2009, 05:24 PM

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In addition to the zam zam and come come waters, there is also cum cum water. It comes out only after the penis is rubbed for a while.

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It becoming a more dominant force in Muslims minds..

Many things are dominant force in Muslims minds (only who follow Islam strictly)
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Re: Zam Zam Water
Reply #12 - September 27, 2009, 05:27 PM

Quote from: Sameer on September 26, 2009, 04:02 PM
I saw this from wikipedia....
? a joke...water from god...

Well..anyone can name a water of their own like that zam zam....
Now iam creating one...
This one is called COME COME

COME COME Water...
You can also talk to this water.If you want to drink,you can call it.Then it will come automatically..thats why it is COME COME Water.

ZAM ZAM is Jinn PISS water.....

Deaf, dumb, and blind, they will not return (to the path). (al-Baqarah 2:18)
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Re: Zam Zam Water
Reply #13 - September 27, 2009, 07:55 PM

Quote from: open_thinking on September 27, 2009, 11:46 AM
now the purity of my atheist beliefs bothers them.

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Reply #14 - September 28, 2009, 12:36 AM

That line is sig-worthy.

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