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  • Re: Islam and Masturbation?
     Reply #30 - September 12, 2009, 09:11 PM
    my first one was amazing.  I remember it, I was about 17.  I did not know what to expect, and had never experienced that feeling before
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  • Re: Islam and Masturbation?
     Reply #31 - September 12, 2009, 09:57 PM
    Even better than real sex, or just different?

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  • Re: Islam and Masturbation?
     Reply #32 - September 12, 2009, 09:58 PM
     Huh?
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  • Re: Islam and Masturbation?
     Reply #33 - September 12, 2009, 09:59 PM
    Actually my first real shag wasn't that great, I was going too fast, we had no condom so I had to withdraw before I came
    Take the Pakman challenge and convince me there is a God and Mo was not a murdering, power hungry sex maniac.
  • Re: Islam and Masturbation?
     Reply #34 - September 12, 2009, 10:18 PM
    neither was mine, I remember thinking "is that it?"
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  • Re: Islam and Masturbation?
     Reply #35 - September 12, 2009, 10:24 PM
    Yep its over rated, but then I discovered the pleasures of blow jobs
    Take the Pakman challenge and convince me there is a God and Mo was not a murdering, power hungry sex maniac.
  • Re: Islam and Masturbation?
     Reply #36 - September 12, 2009, 10:34 PM
    I didn't feel anything from my first few times, got slowly better after that. It's awesome now cool2
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  • Re: Islam and Masturbation?
     Reply #37 - September 12, 2009, 10:35 PM
    Didn't you feel pain the first times
    Take the Pakman challenge and convince me there is a God and Mo was not a murdering, power hungry sex maniac.
  • Re: Islam and Masturbation?
     Reply #38 - September 12, 2009, 11:43 PM
    Yeah it hurt quite a lot the first time when my hymen broke. It still hurts now at the beginning because he's quite big, has to enter really slowly. Bit of a mood killer.
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  • Re: Islam and Masturbation?
     Reply #39 - September 13, 2009, 05:16 AM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on September 12, 2009, 11:43 PM
    Yeah it hurt quite a lot the first time when my hymen broke. It still hurts now at the beginning because he's quite big, has to enter really slowly. Bit of a mood killer.

    Hmm...that often means the vagina is not fully aroused yet. Looks like you need more foreplay and more heavy petting to make it pain-free and enjoyable.
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  • Re: Islam and Masturbation?
     Reply #40 - September 13, 2009, 07:54 AM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on September 12, 2009, 11:43 PM
    Yeah it hurt quite a lot the first time when my hymen broke. It still hurts now at the beginning because he's quite big, has to enter really slowly. Bit of a mood killer.


    I broke my hymen on a tampax. 015

    Caught up in the idea that a tampax does not break your "virginity" in a sexual way, which the sex education teacher kept stressing home to us muslim girls, and the fact that my parents were against it, I bought a pack and tried it, and nearly fainted in the train station toilet from the pain.  Actually put me off tampax for a few years because I thought it was them that were painful.

    Anyway this led to a pain free breaking of my real virginity at a much later date, and it was crap, totally crap.  Roll Eyes  It also meant my virginity was not really accepted because I had no pain and no blood, even though it was just a tampax that took that away.
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  • Re: Islam and Masturbation?
     Reply #41 - September 16, 2009, 04:48 PM
    What did your husband think to you not bleeding?

    Quote from: atheist.pk on September 13, 2009, 05:16 AM
    Hmm...that often means the vagina is not fully aroused yet. Looks like you need more foreplay and more heavy petting to make it pain-free and enjoyable.

    No, I'm usually very aroused. He is just ridiculously big and wide (as in waaay above average). There have been a few occasions where he managed to enter with ease but that is only after I have sex very regularly. After holidays it's back to breaking me in again.
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  • Re: Islam and Masturbation?
     Reply #42 - September 16, 2009, 05:11 PM
    If it's that big how are you going to handle double entry?
    Take the Pakman challenge and convince me there is a God and Mo was not a murdering, power hungry sex maniac.
  • Re: Islam and Masturbation?
     Reply #43 - September 16, 2009, 11:01 PM
    I'm pretty sure mentioned that as a problem Tongue I've tried it with a buttplug and my bf before and felt constipated. Guess it'll just have to stay a fantasy... Cry
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  • Re: Islam and Masturbation?
     Reply #44 - September 16, 2009, 11:19 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on September 12, 2009, 09:11 PM
    my first one was amazing.  I remember it, I was about 17.  I did not know what to expect, and had never experienced that feeling before

    Damn son, you lagging behind i started when i was 11 or 12 can't remember now. It became a hobby for me. Once a day though usually. i guess I matured quite quickly for my age lol
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  • Re: Islam and Masturbation?
     Reply #45 - September 16, 2009, 11:25 PM
    Hmm, think I was 14. First propulsions lasted forever!
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  • Re: Islam and Masturbation?
     Reply #46 - December 27, 2009, 03:22 AM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOsZpOft3Dc
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  • Re: Islam and Masturbation?
     Reply #47 - December 27, 2009, 03:29 AM
    "and some relatives might try to kill her"  wacko

    sometimes Muslims don't help when I'm trying to defend them....
    tea and cake or death!!!

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  • Re: Islam and Masturbation?
     Reply #48 - December 27, 2009, 03:35 AM
    Ahh.. Qaradawi, the eminent Muslim of the day. A bearded brute who gives moral guidance to a billion Musulmans. No wonder we're so fucked.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Islam and Masturbation?
     Reply #49 - December 27, 2009, 04:23 AM
    Quote from: Kafirist on December 27, 2009, 03:35 AM
    Ahh.. Qaradawi, the eminent Muslim of the day. A bearded brute who gives moral guidance to a billion Musulmans. No wonder we're so fucked.

    With his knowledge of female masturbation though, this garden gnome must be a wonder in bed.  Perhaps he should stick to sexual guidance instead?
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  • Re: Islam and Masturbation?
     Reply #50 - December 28, 2009, 12:29 PM
    So, what the clerics are saying is, Masturbation feels so great, it makes you want to do it again and again, but you cant do it because the book says so...

    Yea, that will stop people from doing it, im sure.
      dance

    and if not that, the threat of violance is allways welcome to all religious leaders.

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  • Re: Islam and Masturbation?
     Reply #51 - December 28, 2009, 01:16 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on December 27, 2009, 04:23 AM
    With his knowledge of female masturbation though, this garden gnome must be a wonder in bed.  Perhaps he should stick to sexual guidance instead?

    Quote from: DigDeep on December 28, 2009, 12:29 PM
    So, what the clerics are saying is, Masturbation feels so great, it makes you want to do it again and again, but you cant do it because the book says so...


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  • Re: Islam and Masturbation?
     Reply #52 - December 28, 2009, 01:19 PM
    Quote from: DigDeep on December 28, 2009, 12:29 PM
    So, what the clerics are saying is, Masturbation feels so great, it makes you want to do it again and again, but you cant do it because the book says so...

    but how do they know?
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  • Re: Islam and Masturbation?
     Reply #53 - December 28, 2009, 01:39 PM
    I'm sure it was through honest research on the internet..  You see and learn a lot of things on the internet, from what I hear.
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

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  • Re: Islam and Masturbation?
     Reply #54 - December 28, 2009, 02:53 PM
    Yeah, probably just innocently practising it so they can warn their followers of the dangers.  They suffer just for us, none of us are as deserving of jannat then these pious fellows.
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  • Re: Islam and Masturbation?
     Reply #55 - December 28, 2009, 03:03 PM
    "I will take the burden of sexual pleasure upon myself, so i may warn all the believers of its dangers... I am a true martyr!"

    How the hell dous he know how women masturbate anyway? And why dousnt he name a Dildo by its name... "They put stuff in there!"

    "WHAT STUFF?! Airplanes? jelly Fish? Bread?! The Koran?!What do i have to look for if i want to Flog my wife? WHAT?!"  Cheesy
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