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Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
Reply #1140 - February 02, 2012, 01:05 AM

“History is written by the writers.” - Sarah Vowell

19:46 <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

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Reply #1141 - February 02, 2012, 03:29 AM

thought it was.. history is written by the winners..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
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Reply #1142 - February 21, 2012, 01:37 AM

"I love science, and it pains me to think that so many are terrified of the subject or feel that choosing science means you cannot also choose compassion, or the arts, or be awed by nature. Science is not meant to cure us of mystery, but to reinvent and reinvigorate it."

-- Robert Sapolsky, Why Zebras Don't Get Ulcers

I came across this as quoted in a book by Daniel Levitin called This Is Your Brain On Music which starts off with the sentence "I love music and I love science."

Against the ruin of the world, there
is only one defense: the creative act.

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Reply #1143 - February 25, 2012, 10:57 AM

Ricky (Hitman) Hatton once said: "imagine if you got home and found mike Tyson in bed with your missus.... You'd fucking tuck him in wouldn't you!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5sAs_1Fzlo&feature=related

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Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
Reply #1144 - February 25, 2012, 12:14 PM

Quote from: King Tut on February 25, 2012, 10:57 AM
Ricky (Hitman) Hatton once said: "imagine if you got home and found mike Tyson in bed with your missus.... You'd fucking tuck him in wouldn't you!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5sAs_1Fzlo&feature=related

How re you doing King Tut?? what is happening in your Kingdom?? Your Girl friend is out of control., can't you put some sort of leash on her?? may be she needs leash and a tape on her mouth..

Click that picture and see what you can do in that Kingdom my lord King Tut., We can not alliow kingdom to fall apart because of the women like these.. that too it is your girlfriend.. And..and what else you see on this channel Manchester-based DM Digital TV host Um e Adil's program in your kingdom??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqR7zDngjxI

This FOOL is discussing lots of subjects.......in London from London ., that is from 26/09/11

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Reply #1145 - February 25, 2012, 05:17 PM

I heard this on "American Dad" last night whilst under the ummm influence.
there were some GOOD ones but i was laughing so hard i forgot them lol.

the fish klaus said:

"He makes the walls of my anus look good!"

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Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
Reply #1146 - March 07, 2012, 12:55 AM

Wouldn't sig them now, but I used to like these as a muslim:

I love you when you bow in your mosque, kneel in your temple, pray in your church. For you and I are sons of one religion, and it is the spirit. - Khalil Gibran

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. -Soren Kierkegaard

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Reply #1147 - March 07, 2012, 03:00 AM

[Insert anything said by Jema here]

Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

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Reply #1148 - March 07, 2012, 06:30 AM

Quote from: Kodanshi on December 17, 2011, 10:22 PM
“If you allow timidity to guide your play then you will never achieve victory… All you will find are new ghosts to fear. Too often you allow the fear of that which your opponent has not even considered to keep you from greatness.”

— Graham McNeill.

I like this one, touches home with me.

"Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor E. Frankl

'Life is just the extreme expression of complex chemistry' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
Reply #1149 - March 07, 2012, 09:46 PM

Quote from: Solara on March 07, 2012, 03:00 AM
[Insert anything said by Jema here]

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Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
Reply #1150 - March 07, 2012, 10:52 PM

“Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear”

Mark Twain

"we can smell traitors and country haters"

Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
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Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
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Reply #1151 - March 08, 2012, 05:01 PM

Okay, this has got to be my new favourite quote:
'What's up brother?'
'Man, hanging out like snot tryna get a cloth'

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Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
Reply #1152 - April 07, 2012, 09:11 PM

"A joke is a temporary rebellion against virtue, and its aim is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded. A willingness to make extremely obscene jokes can co-exist with very strict moral standards, as in Shakespeare. Some comic writers, like Dickens, have a direct political purpose, others, like Chaucer or Rabelais, accept the corruption of society as something inevitable; but no comic writer of any stature has ever suggested that society is good."

- George Orwell, Funny, but not Vulgar.

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Reply #1153 - April 12, 2012, 02:21 AM

"Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
- Robert Louis Stevenson
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Reply #1154 - April 14, 2012, 07:04 PM

There are stars in the night sky that look brighter than the others, and when you look at them through a telescope you realize you are looking at twins. The two stars rotate around each other, sometimes taking nearly a hundred years to do it. They create so much gravitational pull there's no room around for anything else. You might see a blue star, for example, and realize only later that it has a white dwarf as a companion-that first one shines so bright, by the time you notice the second one, it's really too late.

J.Picoult-My sister's keeper

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Reply #1155 - April 14, 2012, 07:08 PM

nvm

"Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope."-Tuli Kupferberg

What apple stores are like.....

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Reply #1156 - April 14, 2012, 09:01 PM

"They will try to lock me up for life ... But I’ll get back to Russia. I don’t know when. But I’m still young. Your empire will collapse and I’ll get out of here."-- Victor Bout

fuck you
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Reply #1157 - April 15, 2012, 01:13 AM

"The less justified a man is in claiming excellence for his own self, the more ready he is to claim all excellence for his nation, his religion, his race or his holy cause." - Eric Hoffer

"Whenever we proclaim the uniqueness of a religion, a truth, a leader, a nation, a race, a part or a holy cause, we are also proclaiming our own uniqueness." - Eric Hoffer

"A doctrine insulates the devout not only against the realities around them but also against their own selves. The fanatical believer is not conscious of his envy, malice, pettiness and dishonesty. There is a wall of words between his consciousness and his real self." - Eric Hoffer

"Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
- Robert Louis Stevenson
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Reply #1158 - April 15, 2012, 01:17 AM

Eric Hoffer = billy

"Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well."
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Reply #1159 - April 19, 2012, 09:25 PM

Love this:

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When the Scofields and Karen Armstrongs of the world talk about how the new atheists just aren't aware of the liberal, tolerant, sativa smoking, feminist, genderqueer god concept, my response is "I don't believe in that motherfucker, either."

Frederick Sparks

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Reply #1160 - April 22, 2012, 08:26 PM

This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It's like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals - sounds that say listen to this, it is important - Gary Provost

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Where does a thought go when it's forgotten? - Sigmund Freud

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Reply #1161 - April 23, 2012, 09:17 PM

Having large breasts makes you feel sexy, attractive and desirable. If men could have an operation to do the same there would be a line going around the block and Medicaid would cover it.

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Reply #1162 - April 24, 2012, 12:43 PM

"If a human disagrees with you, let him live. In a hundred billion galaxies, you will not find another." - Carl Sagan
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Reply #1163 - April 24, 2012, 01:38 PM

Don't Grow Up! Its a Trap!

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
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Reply #1164 - April 24, 2012, 11:26 PM

I have no special talents, I am only passionately curious - Einstein

^ Love that quote 'cause that's exactly who I am.

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Reply #1165 - April 25, 2012, 02:37 PM

"People who have no hold over their process of thinking are likely to be ruined by liberty of thought. If thought is immature, liberty of thought becomes a method of converting men into animals." ~ Allama Iqbal

Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

Expect me to come back a Muslim. j/k we'll see..
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Reply #1166 - April 25, 2012, 03:36 PM

“I was like a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.”

I.Newton

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Reply #1167 - April 27, 2012, 10:50 AM

"Fuck! Is one expected to be a gentleman when one is stiff?"

- Louis Sade, Philosophy in the Bedroom

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Reply #1168 - May 02, 2012, 04:51 AM

I prefer to make my own quotes like the two have in my signature right now.

In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
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Reply #1169 - May 03, 2012, 07:55 PM

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life."-- John Lennon

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