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 Topic: Quotes you would consider for your signature

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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #960 - May 27, 2011, 06:19 PM
    Reporter: what went through your mind when you broke into the house only to find the owner pointing a gun at you?

    Man: Well the paper said that " upon being shot in the chest with a .22 the burglar calmly said, " oops". 

    Reporter: Oops?

    Man: I don't remember me saying that on account of the bullet in my chest, but it sounds like something I would have said.

    - random burglar on TV this morning.
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #961 - June 04, 2011, 04:37 AM
    Quotes from my favourite book, the  Perks of Being a Wallflower. Smiley

    “It's great that you can listen and be a shoulder to someone, but what about when someone doesn't need a shoulder? What if they need the arms or something like that? You can't just sit there and put everybody's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You just can't. You have to do things.”

    So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even if we don't have the power to choose where we come from, we can still choose where we go from there. We can still do things. And we can try to feel okay about them.

    “Charlie, we accept the love we think we deserve.”

    I just think it's bad when a boy looks at a girl and thinks that the way he sees her is better than she actually is. And I think it's bad when the most honest way a boy can look at a girl is through a camera.

    This moment will just be another story someday.

    I am very interested and fascinated by how everyone loves each other, but no one really likes each other.

    So, I looked up and we were in this giant dome like a glass snowball, and Mark said that the amazing white stars were really only holes in the black glass of the dome, and when you went to heaven, the glass broke away, and there was nothing but a whole sheet of star white, which is brighter than anything but doesn't hurt your eyes. It was vast and open and thinly quiet, and I felt so small.

    I hope it's the kind of second side that he can listen to whenever he drives alone and feel like he belongs to something whenever he's sad. I hope it can be that for him.
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #962 - June 11, 2011, 05:37 AM
    Buffy: Does it ever get easy?
    Giles: You mean life?
    Buffy: Yeah, does it get easy?
    Giles: What do you want me to say?
    Buffy: Lie to me.
    Giles: Yes. It's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies and... everybody lives happily ever after.
    Buffy: Liar.

    - BTVS "Lie to Me"



    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #963 - June 11, 2011, 05:49 AM
    "Gratitude towards another has a limit. To rely too much on the help of another leads to despising oneself and ends in opposition towards that person. That is one reason why some people oppose those whom they once admired. They owe them too much."

    --Abbas Ansari
    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #964 - June 11, 2011, 08:22 AM
    Quote from: billy on May 26, 2011, 08:13 PM
    "Nietzsche is dead"

    - God

     Afro
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #965 - June 14, 2011, 08:40 PM
    "What's the best thing about having sex with twenty nine year olds? There's 20 of them" ~ Prophet Mohammed
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #966 - June 14, 2011, 08:41 PM
    Quote
    "What's the best thing about having sex with twenty nine year olds? There's 20 of them" ~ Prophet Mohammed

     

     

    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Epic.
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #967 - June 14, 2011, 10:14 PM
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #968 - June 14, 2011, 10:33 PM
        Liberty consists in the freedom to do everything which injures no one else; hence the exercise of the natural rights of each man has no limits except those which assure to the other members of the society the enjoyment of the same rights. These limits can only be determined by law.
        Law can only prohibit such actions as are hurtful to society. Nothing may be prevented which is not forbidden by law, and no one may be forced to do anything not provided for by law.

    Two articles of the Declaration of the Rights of Man and Citizen. Paris, Aug. 27, 1789

    IMHO, this is what it's all about....

    Religion is organized superstition
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #969 - June 15, 2011, 01:21 PM
    ‘I am married … I am also a deep thinker….I think poor folks should not be allowed to breed. Some kind of object should be embedded into a girl of a poor family so she cannot bread, and only removed once her situation improves’.

    King Tut advertising himself in his ‘Looking for a Girlfriend’ thread.

    Genius.
    Hi
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #970 - June 15, 2011, 01:23 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on June 14, 2011, 08:40 PM
    "What's the best thing about having sex with twenty nine year olds? There's 20 of them" ~ Prophet Mohammed

     Cheesy Cheesy
    Oh boy, this one wins all..
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    Islam's Last Stand (page)
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #971 - June 15, 2011, 01:34 PM
    Quote from: muddy on June 15, 2011, 01:23 PM
    Cheesy Cheesy
    Oh boy, this one wins all..


    It does doesn't it 001_tongue

    Islame you is a genus
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #972 - June 15, 2011, 08:03 PM
    Quote from: Zaiba on June 15, 2011, 01:34 PM
    Islame you is a genus

    holding down ctrl+c, then ctrl+v simultaneously doesnt make me a genius unfortunately
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #973 - June 15, 2011, 08:06 PM
     It's an old Gary Glitter joke, amended for Mo?
    Hi
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #974 - June 15, 2011, 08:08 PM
    we should resurrect all the old Gary up the Shi*t*r  jokes, and change them for the name Mo
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #975 - June 15, 2011, 08:12 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on June 15, 2011, 08:03 PM
    holding down ctrl+c, then ctrl+v simultaneously doesnt make me a genius unfortunately


    Who said i was talking of one account? You are a genius, remember my intro? it was you who initially gave me the road to freedom with your biography.

     far away hug
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #976 - June 15, 2011, 08:36 PM
    ahh shucks  Embarrassed  that was just a series of of ctrl c's & v's too though  Cheesy
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #977 - June 15, 2011, 08:38 PM
    Cheesy LOL you're too funny i don't believe it! Don't make me lose my reverence for you no

    you got a GSOH or as Hopey would say GOSH  Peek a boo

    EDIT: not fair you edited your post! finmad

    Cheater!! nyanya
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #978 - June 15, 2011, 08:42 PM
    fixed  Wink
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #979 - June 15, 2011, 08:47 PM
    That's better! 001_tongue
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #980 - June 17, 2011, 09:50 PM
    “I am amazed by someone who recites the Qur’an and does not know its explanation. How can such a person find any enjoyment in his recitation?”

    Imam Abu Ja’far al-Tabari.
    Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #981 - June 18, 2011, 10:23 AM
    In Urdu : "Yahan ander aane ke to kai raste hain, magar baher jane ka ek hi rasta hai. Aur woh hai tumhari mout"

    In English : "There are many ways to come-in but there is only one exit.  And that's your death"
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #982 - June 18, 2011, 05:00 PM
    "I have always considered "Pascal's Wager" a questionable bet to place. Any God worth "believing in" would surely prefer an honest agnostic to a calculating hypocrite." ~ Alan Dershowitz
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #983 - June 19, 2011, 10:31 PM
    "It is not acceptable to have a religion where the alternative to faith is punishment — that's how you train dogs, not develop people"- Deng Ming-Dao
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #984 - June 20, 2011, 12:02 AM
    This is specially for you Islame  Afro

    Quote from: BerberElla on June 19, 2011, 11:53 PM

    No one will want to meet up, except maybe Islame who meets everybody but he isn't in the UAE.


  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #985 - June 20, 2011, 10:14 AM
    You can fix an ugly face, you can give someone a new nose, but you can't fix stupid - Don

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gxKStPXyn8
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  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #986 - June 21, 2011, 12:05 PM
    "It is a folly to argue that the truth of a religion depends upon objective evidence. Christianity might still be true even if the Bible were a proved forgery and the Pope an admitted swindler. The Catholic theologians are smart enough to see this point, and so admit that there have been Popes who were evil characters and are probably in Hell. Religion is simply a cosmology at bottom — a theory of the nature and operations of the universe. It appears in a man simply because man is the only animal, so far as we know, who can ponder his situation. The idea of immortality is not necesary to religion, but the idea that man is in some way related to higher powers is."

    H. L. Mencken, Minority Report: H.L. Mencken's Notebooks.
    Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #987 - June 21, 2011, 09:27 PM
    "When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it."
    - Anatole France Prince Spinoza
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #988 - June 22, 2011, 04:28 PM
    "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." —Aristotle

    "Write a wise saying and your name will live forever." —Anonymous

    "Minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled, ill-conditioned state from mere excess of comfort." —Charles Dickens

    "All great truths begin as blasphemies." —George Bernard Shaw
  • Re: Quotes you would consider for your signature
     Reply #989 - June 22, 2011, 05:05 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on June 19, 2011, 10:31 PM
    "It is not acceptable to have a religion where the alternative to faith is punishment — that's how you train dogs, not develop people"- Deng Ming-Dao


    This just blew my fucking mind!
    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
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