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  • Sport and fitness.
     OP - August 21, 2009, 10:28 AM
    Guys, do any of you keep fit? What sports do you do? I enjoy running myself and try to get in about 3-4 miles 4-5 times a week.
  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #1 - August 21, 2009, 02:00 PM
    I'm a runner as well. I do the occasional 10k race but haven't gone for any longer distances. I also cycle a bit. Last year I rode from London to Cambridge. Very sore afterwards!
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  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #2 - August 21, 2009, 04:42 PM
    Not a lot these days.

    I used to pride my self in being fit and healthy and used to play football every Sunday with a bunch of Muslim mates.

    Leaving Islam has made me lazy and I'm getting a fat belly!
  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #3 - August 21, 2009, 04:51 PM
    Swimming and drumming are my things!  Ironically it was being a Muslim which got me into swimming on a regular basis as I was bound and determined to stay fit and not become a fat housewife during my time as a hijabi.  And no, I did not ever wear a burkini!
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  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #4 - August 21, 2009, 04:54 PM
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    Swimming and drumming are my things!  Ironically it was being a Muslim which got me into swimming on a regular basis as I was bound and determined to stay fit and not become a fat housewife during my time as a hijabi.  And no, I did not ever wear a burkini!


    Burkini's are sexy! dance
  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #5 - August 21, 2009, 04:57 PM
    I love swimming, badminton and martial arts here and there. I'm gonna start weights soon, gotta build up 15 lbs or so lol.
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  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #6 - August 21, 2009, 05:05 PM
    I go horseriding and partake in archery  Tongue
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  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #7 - August 21, 2009, 05:10 PM
    Now you wait a minute there Ali, "teach your children archery, swimming and horseriding". You're acting out a quote from Al Khattab? The most bloodthirsty caliph to have lived?? Are you sure you're not still secretly a Muslim???

    I'm watchin you boy  Angry

    Just kidding by the way.
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  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #8 - August 21, 2009, 05:23 PM
    Quote from: FinallyFree on August 21, 2009, 05:10 PM
    Now you wait a minute there Ali, "teach your children archery, swimming and horseriding". You're acting out a quote from Al Khattab? The most bloodthirsty caliph to have lived?? Are you sure you're not still secretly a Muslim???

    I'm watchin you boy  Angry

    Just kidding by the way.


    My brother has archery lessons on his farm led by old English Muslim Shiekh Ahmad Tongue

    (He did have a horse for a while - but got rid of it hehe... )
  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #9 - August 21, 2009, 05:24 PM
    lol. Congratulations, FinallyFree! You were the first one to notice!
    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

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  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #10 - August 21, 2009, 05:25 PM
    Slendertone ab products hahahaha and just plain old walking/running
    Closets after closets
  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #11 - August 21, 2009, 09:44 PM
    I do bodybuilding.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #12 - August 21, 2009, 11:05 PM
    tennis or running on the treadmill once a week..
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  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #13 - August 21, 2009, 11:07 PM
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    tennis or running on the treadmill once a week..


    Tennis? The lat time I played tennis was in 1992. Used to enjoy it but prefer squash now.
  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #14 - August 21, 2009, 11:09 PM
    I'm a swimmer and a footballer.
    Take the Pakman challenge and convince me there is a God and Mo was not a murdering, power hungry sex maniac.
  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #15 - August 21, 2009, 11:10 PM
    Quote from: 20yearstoolong on August 21, 2009, 11:07 PM
    Tennis? The lat time I played tennis was in 1992. Used to enjoy it but prefer squash now.

    I prefer playing outdoors, particular when its a beautiful day
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  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #16 - August 22, 2009, 04:16 AM
    Erm ... excercise?

    That word is not even in my vocab.
    I don't gain weight. Size 8 tyvm Tongue
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  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #17 - August 22, 2009, 04:19 AM
    Quote from: Meredith on August 22, 2009, 04:16 AM
    I don't gain weight. Size 8 tyvm Tongue


    Thats fat.

    Strive for a size 1.
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  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #18 - August 22, 2009, 04:22 AM
    Quote from: Tommy on August 22, 2009, 04:19 AM
    Thats fat.

    Strive for a size 1.


    Fat? I wish lol

    I need to gain weight. (I have the worst diet in this world. Why i have not died of a heart attack is beyond me tbh by the way i eat)
    I'm way too skinny and besides, i may lose fat in the important places and i can't have that
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  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #19 - August 22, 2009, 05:16 AM
    More cushion for the pushin Meredith?
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  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #20 - August 22, 2009, 05:27 AM
    Quote from: Tommy on August 22, 2009, 05:16 AM
    More cushion for the pushin Meredith?


    Lol, damn tooting xD
    Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator of human intelligence

  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #21 - August 22, 2009, 05:29 AM
    *slaps Meredith's ass leavinga  red mark*

    Indeed.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #22 - August 22, 2009, 05:30 AM
    Testing it are you? ...

    Verdict? =D
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  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #23 - August 22, 2009, 05:30 AM
    Yeah you def. need to eat more.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #24 - August 22, 2009, 05:33 AM
    Quote from: Tommy on August 22, 2009, 05:30 AM
    Yeah you def. need to eat more.


    I am trying my hardest here.
    I eat so much junk food it is unnatural and i gain nothing. Wtf?!
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  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #25 - August 22, 2009, 05:42 AM
    You have a natural high metabolism. I used to deal with people like you while I was working at a GNC for three years.

    Up your calories to like 2500 and eat a lot of fast carbs. (potato, white rice, white bread, sugar etc.) with each meal and eat 3 meals a day instead of 6. That'll slow down your metabolism a little and help you gain the weight.
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #26 - August 22, 2009, 05:47 AM
    Quote from: Tommy on August 22, 2009, 05:42 AM
    You have a natural high metabolism. I used to deal with people like you while I was working at a GNC for three years.

    Up your calories to like 2500 and eat a lot of fast carbs. (potato, white rice, white bread, sugar etc.) with each meal and eat 3 meals a day instead of 6. That'll slow down your metabolism a little and help you gain the weight.


    Hmm ...

    A average (good) day for me would be something like:

    Eggs and toast for breakfast.
    With it some tea loaded with sugar

    Then rice/pasta with meat ... alot of meat
    Chocolate cake/ice cream and sometimes both (I say sometimes, i lie and mean all the time)

    Then if i get peckish, go kebab or get indian

    Come back home and my mom is cooking something else for me.
    I do bake cookies and cakes for myself when i cba.

    In between all of those i am munching on crisps, chocolate, sweet.

    What am i doing wrong?
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  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #27 - August 22, 2009, 05:51 AM
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    What am i doing wrong?

    Amphetamines and/or tapeworms? Just guessing.  whistling2
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  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #28 - August 22, 2009, 05:54 AM
    Quote from: Tommy on August 22, 2009, 04:19 AM
    Thats fat.

    Strive for a size 1.

    You must be thinking those weird American sizes. Like how can a skinny little chick be Size 0? If she was Size 0 she wouldn't be there at all you dumb fucks. Sheesh. You mean Size 6. Skinny little chicks are Size 6. Deal with it.  Tongue
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  • Re: Sport and fitness.
     Reply #29 - August 22, 2009, 05:55 AM
    Well our bodies soul job is to make sure we survive. The problem with the traditional eating three meals a day routine is that in between the time of those meals, your body think there is a deficiency in food around you so it actually stores fat so you can survive. For those who are trying to lose weight, I assigned a meal plan that would have someone eating every 2-3 hours 6-8 meals a day. But for gaining weight, you have to do the opposite.

    You naturally have what many of us average folks tries to program our bodies to do--to burn calories constantly. That being said, I highly recommend you take in about800-1000 calories each meal and eat 3 large meals a day. Don't eat in between because by in between you're encouraging your metabolism to stay sparked.

    Also drink about a gallon of water a day--this takes getting used to but the way I do it, is by sipping on my gallon jug twice every hour.

    If you follow that, you'll see a gain in your weight.

    For best results, eat packaged meals (like Hungry Man for example which packs about a pound of food in each packaging).
    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
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