Shut up Cheetah, how about we flays you alive?
Not allowed, I'm the Caliph. I flays you, not the other way round.
How did you get this decree from the Holy O's - was it written on some junk email he wrote 250 years ago, and did you decrypt files already deleted from his recycle bin some 450 years ago?
No, I got it by analysing the writings of the Prophet Berbs.