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  • Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     OP - May 22, 2009, 12:29 AM

    Check out this muslim website I found. Its absolutely ridiculous.

    http://www.geocities.com/islamic_masturbation_cure/Articles/ruling.htm

    Why would Allah/Muhammad forbid something that is completely normal and a natural human function, not to mention it can reduce the risk of getting prostate cancer!

    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #1 - May 22, 2009, 03:30 AM

    Many faiths seem to prohibit masturbation-Buddhism, Hinduism,Wicca,Neo Paganism & Liberal Christians generally don't prohibit it.

    Check this out, if you want:  Smiley

    Quote

    Buddhism
    Buddhism doesn't say ordinary people can't masturbate, although it is prohibited by the Buddha's rules for monks and nuns, who are supposed to live celibate and chaste lives. In general, Buddhist teachers recommend that we keep track of desire, how it comes and goes. Sometimes, they say, not acting on impulse--like the urge to masturbate--we can see how desire falls away if you don't give in to it immediately.

    Christian: Catholics
    The Catholic Church views masturbation as "an intrinsically and gravely disordered action." Any sexual act outside of marriage not intended for procreation is considered inappropriate. In 1975, Pope Paul VI outlined why masturbation is wrong in a declaration on human sexuality called Persona Humana.

    Christian: Conservative Protestants
    Most conservative Christians do not condone masturbation, although masturbation is not explicitly mentioned in the Bible. Christians often conclude that masturbation itself is not a sin, but it is often related to lust, which many Christians believe is sinful. For candid teen talk about masturbation, see this About.com article.

    Christian: Liberal Protestants
    Most liberal Christians do not find masturbation to be morally offensive, integrating findings of science and research of human sexuality into their beliefs. As Beliefnet's Pastor Paul says: "I put masturbation in the same category as alcohol. It's a natural act, and one that most people engage in, whether they publicly acknowledge it or not. Done occasionally, it's fine, but when it becomes an obsession or an addiction, it should be stopped, because at that point it alienates us from God."

    Earth-Based
    Many Pagans and Wiccans view human sexuality as very important and often integrate sexuality into their religious practice. Wiccans and Pagans tend to have a more liberal sexual ethic that many other religions, and therefore are unlikely to condemn masturbation.

    Hinduism According to Hinduism, sexual pleasure is part of kama, one of the four goals of life. On the matter of masturbation, Hindu scripture is silent, neither labeling bad nor encouraging the practice.

    Islam
    Traditional Islamic thought regards masturbation as haram, or forbidden. This is usually based upon several Qur'an and Hadith verses, which state that people should refrain from illegal sexual acts. A more complete interpretation of these verses can be found here. For a different view, see "Masturbation Is Not Haram." Discuss Islam and masturbation.

    Judaism
    Rabbis from three different denominations--Conservative, Reconstructionist, and Orthodox--give the Jewish views on masturbation.

    Mormon
    The Mormon church strongly condemns masturbation and teaches that it is a sin. The church teaches that followers should learn to overcome the impulse to masturbate to retain the sacredness of procreation, and Mormons must control sexual desires until marriage. This Mormon essay, "To Young Men Only," explains how young Mormon men can control their sexual urges.

     

    In this one case, its unfair to single Islam out. Btw, Mormon young ladies don't have sexual urges, I guess! idiot2








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  • Re: Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #2 - May 22, 2009, 04:31 AM

    What a pack of wankers.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #3 - May 22, 2009, 04:59 AM

    Quote
    Masturbation can make you a homosexual!


    In that case, about 99% of the world's population, human and animal, is GAY.

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #4 - May 22, 2009, 05:01 AM

    Sharks must be straight though. No hands. Grin

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #5 - May 22, 2009, 05:13 AM

    Sharks must be straight though. No hands. Grin


    Well sharks don't count Tongue allah just made them on his way to making us anyway.

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #6 - May 22, 2009, 05:16 AM

    Speaking of masturbation... (btw, don't you love conversations that start with that?  dance)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #7 - May 22, 2009, 05:20 AM

    Ok, quadraplegics then. They can't masturbate so none of them can be homosexual, right? Stands to reason.  yes

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #8 - May 22, 2009, 05:39 AM

    Ok, quadraplegics then. They can't masturbate so none of them can be homosexual, right? Stands to reason.  yes


    That's true. Ya got me there. whistling2

    .... unless.......... they can think themselves to orgasm like one of the women mentioned in this video: Ten Things You Didn't Know About Orgasms

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #9 - May 22, 2009, 05:43 AM

    Now that's a good trick. You could get your rocks off while driving a manual. Grin

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #10 - May 22, 2009, 05:52 AM

    Now that's a good trick. You could get your rocks off while driving a manual. Grin


    It's certainly a handy trick.  13


    More masturbation related hilarity:


    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #11 - May 22, 2009, 05:59 AM

    Ok, that's gotta be bullshit but it's funny anyway. grin12

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #12 - May 22, 2009, 06:04 AM

     Cheesy Check this shit.

    "The Fatal Consequences of Masturbation." From Le Livre sans Titre (The book with no title), 2nd ed. (Paris, 1844)

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #13 - May 22, 2009, 06:13 AM

    Cheesy Check this shit.

    "The Fatal Consequences of Masturbation." From Le Livre sans Titre (The book with no title), 2nd ed. (Paris, 1844)


    Oh that's precious! I'm saving that one!  Cheesy

    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Re: Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #14 - May 22, 2009, 06:34 AM

     bunny Amazing what you can find online.  grin12

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #15 - May 22, 2009, 07:54 AM

     Cheesy

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  • Re: Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #16 - May 22, 2009, 08:11 AM

    LOL this is too funny!!! Cheesy

    I visited an old Australian jail museum once, and it had on some walls the death reports of some of the inmates in the 1800's....lots of prisoners died of nervous exhaustion from too much masterubation! lol
  • Re: Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #17 - May 22, 2009, 12:55 PM

    Okay, if the thread Title is true i should be wearing a pink Shirt, tight hotpants (no underwear), have an eighties haircut and dance around in a girlie way ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!

    (Yes i know thats clich?, but what the hell)

    "We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves." - from Goethes Faust
    "Only the wisest and the stupidest men never change." - Confuzios
    "there is no religion of peace, only people who are peaceful while being religious."
  • Re: Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #18 - May 22, 2009, 12:59 PM

    stop looking in the mirror

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  • Re: Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #19 - May 22, 2009, 01:04 PM

    NEVER!!!

    *Dances into the sunset on an Irish fairy Landscape singing Musical Hyms from Barbara!!*

    "We are never deceived, we deceive ourselves." - from Goethes Faust
    "Only the wisest and the stupidest men never change." - Confuzios
    "there is no religion of peace, only people who are peaceful while being religious."
  • Re: Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #20 - May 22, 2009, 03:59 PM

    During my regular consultations with Professor Hans Jerkov, he always tells me I should envision nice healthy boobies  bunny

    Pakistan Zindabad? ya Pakistan sey Zinda bhaag?

    Long Live Pakistan? Or run with your lives from Pakistan?
  • Re: Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #21 - May 22, 2009, 04:17 PM

    An interesting and true fact. Kelloggs Corn Flakes was invented as a cure for masturbation. John Harvey Kellogg was obsessed with sexual abstinence and stopping masturbation.

    Religion - The hot potato that looked delicious but ended up burning your mouth!

    Knock your head on the ground, don't be miserly in your prayers, listen to your Sidi Sheikh, Allahu Akbar! - Lounes Matoub
  • Re: Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #22 - May 22, 2009, 07:11 PM

    An interesting and true fact. Kelloggs Corn Flakes was invented as a cure for masturbation. John Harvey Kellogg was obsessed with sexual abstinence and stopping masturbation.

    I always thought that cornflakes were a big mistake but never knew why. Each one must have a prayer written on it. Thanks.

    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #23 - July 03, 2013, 07:14 PM

    I've noticed this ancient thread getting alot of attention off lurkers over the last few days so I thought I'd bump it.  Presumably there are alot of people out there who need guidance on this subject.   cool2

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #24 - July 03, 2013, 07:39 PM

    Good bump, cheetah.

    And now a word to our lurkers. Masturbation is a perfectly natural, healthy human activity. There is nothing wrong with it. It does not make you a homosexual. But there is also nothing wrong with being a homosexual. If you find that you experience homosexual urges while masturbating, you may just have homosexual inclinations. That is fine. There is nothing to worry about. While masturbation did not cause it, you may just want to explore it a little more. Embrace yourself. Love yourself. Love others.
     parrot
    Welcome to the forum.

  • Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #25 - July 03, 2013, 10:04 PM

    अपना हाथ जगन्नाथ
    اپنا ہاتھ جگنناتھ
    Your hand is the master of your domain.

    वासुदैव कुटुम्बकम्
    Entire World is One Family
    سارا سنسار ايک پريوار ہے
  • Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #26 - July 03, 2013, 10:36 PM

    The first time I've ever come across such a hypothesis.

    I'm going to have to test thoroughly now, of course to further the cause of "science".  cool2

    how fuck works without shit??


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  • Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #27 - July 04, 2013, 10:24 PM

    Hmm. So does not wanking making gay people straight?   Huh?

    What about bi peeps? Are they totally unaffected either way?

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #28 - July 04, 2013, 11:29 PM

    Maybe it depends which hand you use.

    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Masturbation can make you a homosexual!
     Reply #29 - July 04, 2013, 11:46 PM

    (..‘wow’   ‘wow’   ‘wow’  ....o....sexual! ......)

    Quote
    Despite its claims of becoming a regional and a superpower, India suffers from a moral depravity that is so brazen that owing to its trepidations, India should cease to be a member of civilized society until it mends its ways. Indian males, perhaps overcome by tales from the Kama Sutra and graphic details filled in by its lecherous and amorous Hindi cinema, have declared “war on its women” and this is its “wow” factor. India should not take pride in it but hang its head in shame for its immorality.

    No Indian female is safe in public places. The rate of rape and especially gang rape has risen so high that its women have taken to streets in mass protest but the poor souls are treated to water cannon bursts and tear gas rather than being meted out justice. Last December, “Braveheart” (not her real name), a student physiotherapist, who was gang raped in a moving bus

    ..........besides Indian women, foreigners visiting India on tourism or business are also subjected to rape, brutish treatment and a disdain, only cavemen reserved for the female species. .............


    ......... In March 2013 a 38 year old Swiss woman and her companion were camping in the open near a forest area on her way to Agra when about half-a-dozen armed men gang raped her,

    ........... A 23 year-old South Korean student holidaying on her own in India was allegedly drugged and raped by the son of a hotel owner ............

    A British tourist jumped from her hotel room in Agra on 19 March 2013, allegedly to avoid being molested by the owner of the hotel.

    ........ In February 2013 a 21 year old Chinese woman working in Gurgaon, was raped by an Indian acquaintance............

    ........On 31 May 2013 a young Irish woman was raped by a man in a house in Kalighat area. ......

    ..................Six sitting members of state legislatures have been charged with rape; two members of Parliament and 36 state legislators have been charged with crimes against women. In the 2009 national elections, political parties fielded no fewer than 40 candidates who were charged with rape or other crimes against women...........

    bloody Indians......    "tales from the Kama Sutra and graphic details filled in by its lecherous and amorous Hindi cinema, have declared “war on its women”.... All women of India along with their Gold Come to Pakistan...

    I didn't write that  Huh?  So don't blame me..... to read in its original form click that ‘wow’   ‘wow’   ‘wow’  ....o....sexual! ...

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
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    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
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