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  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #90 - May 08, 2009, 09:03 AM
    Quote from: rayback on May 08, 2009, 08:59 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on May 08, 2009, 08:11 AM
    You are not even taking into consideration the way they feel.


    But I do.

    Please; you are making undue presumptions regarding my behaviour in bed.

    I would here give a full description of the best way, were it not for the fact that it would offend good women and also upset the Almighty.

    Suffice it to say that I am most sensative and gentle when it comes to the ladies.

    Its the only way one can make the flower bright and colourful.

    You dont think Im a brute who is going to jump on a woman like a wild beast?




    Ugh, you just really don't see it do you.  You are objectifying women, to you the ultimate woman has no personality, and is programmed to serve you.

    You do not desire the whole of a woman, or the personality, you want a robot, hence you are objectifying women into sexual gratifiers.

    You may be all slow and careful sexually towards them, but ultimately it is a robot you are after since your are deluded about what a real woman is like.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #91 - May 08, 2009, 09:07 AM
    Quote from: Variable on May 07, 2009, 01:39 PM
    Quote from: KraziKuri on May 07, 2009, 01:01 PM


    Speak for yaslef!! I dont wanna virgin!!! lol x


    Apparently all you'd get to look forward to is a corner in a 60 mile wide pavillion anyway :p


    Nah apparently all id get is hell fire  Cry
    Sayin that even if i was married and went to heaven, i wouldnt wanna sit in a corner while ma hubby was havin his way with a load of virgins, and i love ma legs too.... foook all that bone marrow shite!!
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #92 - May 08, 2009, 09:13 AM
    Quote from: KraziKuri on May 08, 2009, 09:07 AM
    foook all that bone marrow shite!!


    I know, sounds disgusting doesn't it?

    Would the sex be see through too, see it going in past all the organs and stuff?  Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #93 - May 08, 2009, 09:22 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on May 08, 2009, 09:03 AM

    Ugh, you just really don't see it do you.  You are objectifying women, to you the ultimate woman has no personality, and is programmed to serve you.

    You do not desire the whole of a woman, or the personality, you want a robot, hence you are objectifying women into sexual gratifiers.

    You may be all slow and careful sexually towards them, but ultimately it is a robot you are after since your are deluded about what a real woman is like.



    More presumptions.

    I suppose I can overlook this habbit, since intentions are noble.

    There is nothing like a real woman.  She is a rare creature.

    I dont like robots. They cant teach you anything. You see, Im still a student.

    So robots are out. But a woman... now she can teach you things to an advance level.

    But you are right, in bed, I see only one thing: I dont want to discuss intricacies of life and existence etc with her in that position. Neither would she if she is a full female.

    In there, yes, I want her to serve me. I just want to enjoy her, and to give her enjoyment.

    Bed is not place for anything else.

    Once done, then comes all the other stuff... stuff which it seems you are suggesting be given in bed.

    It think you would agree its all about priorities.

    truthful person never fears debates: http://omrow.blogspot.com/
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #94 - May 08, 2009, 09:25 AM
    Quote from: rayback on May 08, 2009, 09:22 AM


    More presumptions.

    I suppose I can overlook this habbit, since intentions are noble.

    There is nothing like a real woman.  She is a rare creature.

    I dont like robots. They cant teach you anything. You see, Im still a student.

    So robots are out. But a woman... now she can teach you things to an advance level.

    But you are right, in bed, I see only one thing: I dont want to discuss intricacies of life and existence etc with her in that position. Neither would she if she is a full female.

    In there, yes, I want her to serve me. I just want to enjoy her, and to give her enjoyment.

    Bed is not place for anything else.

    Once done, then comes all the other stuff... stuff which it seems you are suggesting be given in bed.

    It think you would agree its all about priorities.




    Again either a pretence of not understanding me, or you really don't understand me.

    Are you telling me that a houri is capable of teaching you anything? 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #95 - May 08, 2009, 09:29 AM
    Oh yes.

    You didn't really think 73 virgins are dumb blondes, did you?

    They are said to be some of the sharpest ladies in the Galaxy.

    Nothing compares to them on this Earth.

    I will be their best pupil ever.

    truthful person never fears debates: http://omrow.blogspot.com/
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #96 - May 08, 2009, 09:37 AM
    Do you have any idea of how stupid/desperate you sound?
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  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #97 - May 08, 2009, 09:39 AM
    Quote from: rayback on May 08, 2009, 09:29 AM
    Oh yes.

    You didn't really think 73 virgins are dumb blondes, did you?

    They are said to be some of the sharpest ladies in the Galaxy.

    Nothing compares to them on this Earth.

    I will be their best pupil ever.




    There is nothing to indicate that they have any programming except in the art of having large eyes and being see through, and being able to grow a hymen over and over again.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #98 - May 08, 2009, 12:08 PM
    What could possibly indicate their intelligence to you, Barberella?

    You dont even know such ladies exist.

    truthful person never fears debates: http://omrow.blogspot.com/
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #99 - May 08, 2009, 02:01 PM
    Quote from: rayback on May 08, 2009, 08:59 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on May 08, 2009, 08:11 AM
    You are not even taking into consideration the way they feel.


    But I do.

    Please; you are making undue presumptions regarding my behaviour in bed.

    That is exactly the problem Berberella is referring to. You only expect to deal with women in context of a bed.
    "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #100 - May 09, 2009, 07:39 AM
    If Barberella assume that about me, then what can I do?

    She is free to think whatever she likes.

    However, I do know that there is a lot more to 72 heavenly virgins Heaven than meets the eye.

    They were not made only for enjoying in bed.

    But Barberella thinks they are only good for one thing.

    Physical pleasure is only a small part of the of the purpose for which they have been created.

    Currently, I am concentrating only one aspect of that purpose.

    When I get to ravishingly beautiful virgins, I know that I am sure to discover a lot more of their inner beauty.

    truthful person never fears debates: http://omrow.blogspot.com/
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #101 - May 09, 2009, 07:48 AM
    Quote from: rayback on May 09, 2009, 07:39 AM
    If Barberella assume that about me, then what can I do?

    She is free to think whatever she likes.

    However, I do know that there is a lot more to 72 heavenly virgins Heaven than meets the eye.

    They were not made only for enjoying in bed.

    But Barberella thinks they are only good for one thing.

    Physical pleasure is only a small part of the of the purpose for which they have been created.

    Currently, I am concentrating only one aspect of that purpose.

    When I get to ravishingly beautiful virgins, I know that I am sure to discover a lot more of their inner beauty.

    This probably hasn't occurred to you but the fact that you can't even be bothered to notice that you're spelling her nick incorrectly says something about your attitude to women.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #102 - May 09, 2009, 07:48 AM
    Quote from: rayback on May 09, 2009, 07:39 AM
    If Barberella assume that about me, then what can I do?

    She is free to think whatever she likes.

    However, I do know that there is a lot more to 72 heavenly virgins Heaven than meets the eye.

    They were not made only for enjoying in bed.

    But Barberella thinks they are only good for one thing.

    Physical pleasure is only a small part of the of the purpose for which they have been created.

    Currently, I am concentrating only one aspect of that purpose.

    When I get to ravishingly beautiful virgins, I know that I am sure to discover a lot more of their inner beauty.




    So basically you are just making up bullshit to add on to the empty and boring promises of nothing but sex machines that is actually offered?
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #103 - May 09, 2009, 07:57 AM
    His trolling man. Why you wasting your time. This guys an armature he should learn from the professional.
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  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #104 - May 09, 2009, 07:58 AM
    Quote from: King Tut on May 09, 2009, 07:57 AM
    His trolling man. Why you wasting your time. This guys an armature he should learn from the professional.


    The same reason we wasted our time with you  Tongue lol
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #105 - May 09, 2009, 08:04 AM
    His Highness feels threatened. He shouldnt. His seat is safe.


    Barberella, I am saying that we are given very little information about the personalities of those ladies.

    At the moment all Im told is that these women are absolutely beautiful.

    I dont know anything else.

    When I get to Heaven, I will discover what they are really like.

    You want to be know more about them here on earth.

    I would love to do that but I am restricted only by what God has revealed about them. He decided to entice men with only their beauty.

    I dont have a problem with that. I dare not have a problem with God's wisdom.

    It seems to me that to you intimate sensual relationship in Heaven is unacceptable.

    Bed brothers you. It shouldn't.

    I might me wrong. Please correct me.

    truthful person never fears debates: http://omrow.blogspot.com/
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #106 - May 09, 2009, 08:07 AM
    Quote
    When I get to Heaven, I will discover what they are really like.


    Why are you so sure you ever will get to Heaven?  You could be bound for Hell -  only Allah knows.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #107 - May 09, 2009, 08:09 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on May 09, 2009, 07:58 AM
    Quote from: King Tut on May 09, 2009, 07:57 AM
    His trolling man. Why you wasting your time. This guys an armature he should learn from the professional.


    The same reason we wasted our time with you  Tongue lol


    At least I was entertaining, this is boring. And too see though, it has no plot, its repetitive and boring just like the Qu'ran. 
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  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #108 - May 09, 2009, 08:29 AM
    Quote from: Cheetah on May 09, 2009, 08:07 AM
    Why are you so sure you ever will get to Heaven? 
    You could be bound for Hell -  only Allah knows.


    You being a moderator, that Hell bit was quite funny, and, clever.

    truthful person never fears debates: http://omrow.blogspot.com/
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #109 - May 09, 2009, 08:30 AM
    Rayback it might help if you made a thread about milkshakes and bees, it helped KT.  Afro
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #110 - May 09, 2009, 08:32 AM
    Quote from: rayback on May 09, 2009, 08:29 AM
    Quote from: Cheetah on May 09, 2009, 08:07 AM
    Why are you so sure you ever will get to Heaven? 
    You could be bound for Hell -  only Allah knows.


    You being a moderator, that Hell bit was quite funny, and, clever.




    Yeah, find a milk shake and some  bees, its your only hope at this point. 
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #111 - May 09, 2009, 08:34 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on May 09, 2009, 08:30 AM
    Rayback it might help if you made a thread about milkshakes and bees, it helped KT.  Afro


    That was a legit thread. I had made some milkshake it was the summer of 06 or 07, and I was an amazing day and I wanted to sit in my garden have some milkshake and a joint, went out and the bees started harassing me, making noises near my ear, and bumping into me, completely ruined it for me.
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  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #112 - May 09, 2009, 08:36 AM
    I want to, today find a girlfriend, and hold her hand and walk in the park. Am too stressed out and depressed I need some motivation.
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  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #113 - May 09, 2009, 08:38 AM
    His Highness still needs milkshake?

    Hmm.. I get it.

    Thanks kid.

    I'll keep that in mind.


    Quote from: King Tut on May 09, 2009, 08:36 AM
    I want to, today find a girlfriend, and hold her hand and walk in the park. Am too stressed out and depressed I need some motivation.


    "A girlfriend".

    Thats says everything.

    truthful person never fears debates: http://omrow.blogspot.com/
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #114 - May 09, 2009, 08:40 AM
    Quote from: rayback on May 09, 2009, 08:38 AM


    "A girlfriend".

    Thats says everything.




    What exactly does it say? Enlighten me, please.
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #115 - May 09, 2009, 08:48 AM
    Quote from: heartbomb on May 09, 2009, 08:40 AM
    Quote from: rayback on May 09, 2009, 08:38 AM
    "A girlfriend".

    Thats says everything.

    What exactly does it say? Enlighten me, please.

    I think he was hoping Tut was after a boyfriend. parrot
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #116 - May 09, 2009, 08:56 AM
    Osmanthus. You have a good sense of humour.

    You might make it to Paradise.

    truthful person never fears debates: http://omrow.blogspot.com/
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #117 - May 09, 2009, 08:57 AM
    Quote from: rayback on May 09, 2009, 08:56 AM
    Osmanthus. You have a good sense of humour.

    You might make it to Paradise.

    Sweetheart, if you'll be there it'd be Hell.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #118 - May 09, 2009, 08:59 AM
    Quote from: rayback on May 09, 2009, 08:56 AM
    Osmanthus. You have a good sense of humour.

    You might make it to Paradise.




    You seem close to the big bearded guy. Put in a good word, will ya? Cheers.  Wink
  • Re: Why I love Heaven
     Reply #119 - May 09, 2009, 09:01 AM
    Quote from: heartbomb on May 09, 2009, 08:59 AM
    Quote from: rayback on May 09, 2009, 08:56 AM
    Osmanthus. You have a good sense of humour.

    You might make it to Paradise.




    You seem close to the big bearded guy. Put in a good word, will ya? Cheers.  Wink


    I'll take one of those good words too

    I hear you like 73 virgins, how about I give you 100 happy meal toys instead? 200? 500?

    I can get you as many as you want, just get me into heaven!!
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