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 Topic: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D

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  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #90 - December 20, 2009, 01:32 AM

    Can my bf join? I want a 3some.
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #91 - December 20, 2009, 01:33 AM

    Yes. I'll take the back door. We'll post it on You Porn.

    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #92 - December 20, 2009, 01:35 AM

     devil girl
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #93 - December 20, 2009, 01:37 AM

    I think it's about time Bangladesh and Pakistan came to friendly terms. And what better way to promote that then a Bengali taking the back road on a Pakistani girl.

    Hooray for Humanism.

    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #94 - December 20, 2009, 11:34 AM

    I'm dead serious about that. Matter of fact, Awais can tell you, that since I've joined the NAVY, I'll be traveling a lot. So, seeing as how there is 200 countries in the world, I plan on getting my dick wet during my visit to all those 200 countries.

    EDIT: Although, now that I think about it, I'm sure I can knock out most of em if I stay long enough in NYC and London.


    Good luck avoiding those STD's.  Afro

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #95 - December 20, 2009, 11:45 AM

    Still working on that 3some Peruvian?

    Take the Pakman challenge and convince me there is a God and Mo was not a murdering, power hungry sex maniac.
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #96 - December 20, 2009, 01:46 PM

     yes
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #97 - December 20, 2009, 02:04 PM

    If all else fails I could give you a hand

    Take the Pakman challenge and convince me there is a God and Mo was not a murdering, power hungry sex maniac.
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #98 - December 20, 2009, 02:07 PM

    You could be one of my 4 husbands Tongue
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #99 - December 20, 2009, 02:13 PM

    so is your story finished or are there going to be more parts to it??
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #100 - December 20, 2009, 02:17 PM

    You will have to treat us all equally though and I want 2 nights per week minimum

    Take the Pakman challenge and convince me there is a God and Mo was not a murdering, power hungry sex maniac.
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #101 - December 20, 2009, 02:31 PM

    It's not over by a long shot. Nothing worked out like I hoped it would, go to post 40 for details on what else has happened since the last chapter (it links to another thread). I will write up more one day as my story progresses but right now I'm busy with uni. Don't have much free time atm.
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #102 - December 20, 2009, 02:36 PM

    You will have to treat us all equally though and I want 2 nights per week minimum

    Sure thing.
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #103 - December 20, 2009, 06:43 PM

    My current bfs sex drive is lower then mine, even more of a reason to get more partners bunny


    Try Maltese.  We live in the middle of Med, where the climate's always warm... I'll let you work out what that means...

    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #104 - December 20, 2009, 06:59 PM


    Hooray for Humanism.


    I think 'diplomatic relations' would be a more accurate term...  Indeed I would also like to get the opportunity to send some of my ambassadors (millions of them actually) to a nice Argentinian girl's embassy...    Although sending them to and leaving them stranded in locations other than the main office of diplomatic affairs would not be a problem either...

    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #105 - December 20, 2009, 07:11 PM

    Try Maltese.  We live in the middle of Med, where the climate's always warm... I'll let you work out what that means...


    I'd love to go to Malta. It looks different from most other countries that I have seen. Try visiting Poland. Its a lot safer than it was years ago. Vodka, women, old cities and women, AND vodka! Cheesy

    "The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself."
    ~Sir Richard Francis Burton

    "I think religion is just like smoking: Both invented by people, addictive, harmful, and kills!"
    ~RIBS
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #106 - December 20, 2009, 07:44 PM

    I'd love to go to Malta. It looks different from most other countries that I have seen. Try visiting Poland. Its a lot safer than it was years ago. Vodka, women, old cities and women, AND vodka! Cheesy


    You're Polish!! Lovely... I've met a lot of Bulgarians and Russians but hardly any Poles.  I have always wanted to meet more Poles, I really admire your history and culture.  Safety is not an issue for me either.

    Yeah sure, come visit any time.  If I still happen to be on the island, I'll show you around myself.

    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #107 - December 20, 2009, 07:45 PM

    Good luck avoiding those STD's.  Afro


    Well I'm gonna die sooner or later--might as well be while I got my dick wet.

    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #108 - December 20, 2009, 07:47 PM

    You sound very very horny. Mashallah.

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #109 - December 20, 2009, 07:48 PM

    ...and determined. Mashallah.

    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #110 - December 20, 2009, 07:49 PM

    you will succeed inshallah

    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #111 - December 20, 2009, 07:52 PM

    By the mercy of Allah, may he grant me success in my Pussy Jihad.

    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #112 - December 20, 2009, 07:54 PM

    What about Hubal and Manat and Allat and Al Uzza? Don't forget to ask the other dudes.

    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #113 - December 20, 2009, 08:00 PM

    Why would I do that you piece of shit Pagan!? Allah is the one true god!!!1

    Call me TAP TAP! for I am THE ASS PATTER!
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #114 - December 20, 2009, 08:22 PM

    sorry but i'm the true son of allah. you must all worship me or i'll nail you to a cross  parrot
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #115 - July 06, 2010, 08:49 PM

    wow good story, i even admire your courage of opening up but am sad of how things went.i wish i can say something to make you feel better but i still have no idea how i am going to reveal myself and live independently
     keep it up, can't wait for more

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #116 - July 07, 2010, 11:06 AM

    Thanks Naija (I actually read that as Ninja first time I saw you lol). Things are actually working out quite well at home now. A lot has happened in the last few weeks, and they've finally accepted my decision and the fact that I have a bf Smiley I'll have to update this thread at some point.

    EDIT: I've updated post 19 (the last chapter post) with links to whats happened since, just to avoid confusion. It'll do for now. I'm too busy atm to do any real updates. They will come one day Tongue
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #117 - August 15, 2010, 11:03 PM

    Is this thing over yet?
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #118 - August 16, 2010, 11:18 AM

    Well the 'end' still requires writing up into a proper chapter, but yeah, it's mostly over.
  • Re: Peruvian's most excellent adventure :D
     Reply #119 - August 16, 2010, 12:56 PM

    Oh good.


    Joke. Write it up soon. Smiley
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