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OP - February 11, 2009, 09:31 PM

Ok I figure I might as well introduce myself. Firstly, I chose the name Submissive Bob because all my poster personas are Bobs. ?Submissive? because I thought it was a clever play on the ?submission? of Islam and sexual deviance. However, I think I underestimated the gay undertones of such a name. I changed my avatar to heavy weight boxer Buster Douglas but even Buster looks gay now. I?m not gay. Really I?m not. Got nothing against them. I?m just not. I?m not a Muslim either, but I married into a Muslim family, who wanted me to convert before the marriage but I refused and then they allowed it anyway. My brother-in-law (wife?s sister?s husband) also a non-muslim went and converted and that made me look kinda bad, but then he got drunk, beat his wife and stole a car and got thrown in prison. So relatively I didn?t look so bad after that. They?re not very pious anyway, my father-in-law goes to mosque only on religious holidays and although my mother-in-law prays 5 times a day, she loves going to the casino. The only conservative Muslim in the family is the wife?s aunt, who only became hardcore after her husband dumped her. We don?t agree on much, but she?s very nice.
I may not ever have been Muslim but I am British because I was born in Leeds before moving to Canada as a baby and then to Connecticut 24 years later. I am a technical illustrator and 3D animator.

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My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah." -- Mike Tyson
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Reply #1 - February 11, 2009, 09:36 PM

Hi Bob and welcome.

That family of yours has the making of a great sitcom. Looking forward to hearing more stories.
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Reply #2 - February 11, 2009, 10:03 PM

Welcome Bob, can I have some popcorn speaklow? this is going to be good.

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Reply #3 - February 11, 2009, 10:11 PM

you're freakin hilarious!

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Reply #4 - February 11, 2009, 10:41 PM

hey Bob,

Let the sitcome begin.

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Reply #5 - February 11, 2009, 11:45 PM

Hi Bob - word has it that you're a good chess player?

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Reply #6 - February 12, 2009, 03:01 PM

Thank you all. Yes it often is like a sitcom. Like my father-in-law. The guy has been managing a restaurant for 20 years, but when his wife goes back to Bangladesh for a month she has to prepare a month's worth of frozen dinners because the guy can't cook for himself. Originally they all came to the States illegally using other people's identities that they bought in Bangladesh. Then the mother wins the visa lottery so they all had to fly back home so they could re-immigrate legally. In Bangladesh people are given three names that appear in this order, Given name, Surname, Nickname. This was not effectively communicated to the immigration officers, so now every one in the family has a different last name. There is so much more.

I heard the same of you Islame. I lack the commitment to become a really good chess player. I never "studied" chess. I just learned from playing my dad. My attacks are often weak, but I do like to set up a nice quagmire and slowly bleed my opponent to death.

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Reply #7 - February 12, 2009, 03:08 PM

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I never "studied" chess. I just learned from playing my dad. My attacks are often weak, but I do like to set up a nice quagmire and slowly bleed my opponent to death.

I prefer stealth, and then catching the opponent off guard.

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Reply #8 - February 12, 2009, 03:41 PM

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nice to have you here with us

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Reply #9 - February 12, 2009, 04:10 PM

Hello Bob, submissive doesn't mean gay.

I had a long term open relationship with a thigh boot wearing, whip carrying amazonian goddess who modeled fetish clothing for the Earls Court Erotica show.

Wow. I would gladly submit to those thighs and breasts again. He he he heeeeeee
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Reply #10 - February 12, 2009, 04:11 PM

By the way Buster Douglas was class.....
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Reply #11 - February 12, 2009, 04:16 PM

Quote from: brucepig on February 12, 2009, 04:11 PM
By the way Buster Douglas was class.....

Why? Because he won one big match, and then retired to a life of fried chicken and donuts?

(touche Submissive Bob )

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Reply #12 - February 12, 2009, 04:26 PM

G'day Bruce
Yes that's exactly the kind of submission I was aiming for.

You are right about it not meaning gay. If all gays were submissive then no one would ever get done.

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Reply #13 - February 12, 2009, 04:32 PM

Quote from: IsLame on February 12, 2009, 04:16 PM
Quote from: brucepig on February 12, 2009, 04:11 PM
By the way Buster Douglas was class.....

Why? Because he won one big match, and then retired to a life of fried chicken and donuts?

(touche Submissive Bob )

Nah because he was actually a good boxer.

As someone who follows the boxing game and who boxed (badly) himself I know what it takes to survive a few fights let alone reach those heights.

Just to do well at Kent Hall takes nads of teflon but to win all the fights he did and knock out Tyson to boot means he was one serious fighter. He was no champion but he was a good boxer.

He might not have been the undisputed pound for pound but the boy could hold is own with the best when he was on form..... Respec.
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Reply #14 - February 12, 2009, 04:38 PM

Quote from: Submissive Bob on February 12, 2009, 04:26 PM
If all gays were submissive then no one would ever get done.

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Reply #15 - February 12, 2009, 04:40 PM

Quote from: Submissive Bob on February 12, 2009, 04:26 PM
G'day Bruce
Yes that's exactly the kind of submission I was aiming for.

You are right about it not meaning gay. If all gays were submissive then no one would ever get done.

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