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  • Magdlyn says hey
     OP - January 02, 2009, 01:35 AM

    Hey.

    I'm Magdlyn. I followed Osmanthus over here from Talk Rational.

    I wanted to see the board where such a brat was an admin!  Afro  Wink

    Let's see, I'm not really an atheist, I'm into comparative religions and mythology... I'm an IBCLC (lactation consultant) and a florist by trade, mom of 3. Artist, like to cook, equally at home in a city or the countryside.

    I love Eddie Izzard. I saw him 3 times in '08. *swoon*

    I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability. ~Oscar Wilde
  • Re: Magdlyn says hey
     Reply #1 - January 02, 2009, 01:38 AM

    Bloody stalkers.  Roll Eyes 

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Magdlyn says hey
     Reply #2 - January 02, 2009, 01:43 AM

    Ok I'm confused. How do you go about being a lactation consultant? You Americans have bloody therapists and consultants for everything these days. Don't women just lactate when it suits them?

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Magdlyn says hey
     Reply #3 - January 02, 2009, 01:43 AM

    Bloody stalkers.  Roll Eyes 


    Yeah, that's what Eddie said.  Kiss

    I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability. ~Oscar Wilde
  • Re: Magdlyn says hey
     Reply #4 - January 02, 2009, 01:44 AM

    Ok I'm confused. How do you go about being a lactation consultant? You Americans have bloody therapists and consultants for everything these days. Don't women just lactate when it suits them?


    When it suits them? Like, on alternate Tuesdays?

    How can you b so dum?

    I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability. ~Oscar Wilde
  • Re: Magdlyn says hey
     Reply #5 - January 02, 2009, 01:50 AM

    Easy. I practice a lot. grin12

    Seriously, when I were a lad we didn't 'ave no lactation consultants.
    Women knew what their tits were for and just got on with it. Old geezer

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Magdlyn says hey
     Reply #6 - January 02, 2009, 01:56 AM

    Quote

    I'm not really an atheist



    Hello magdlyn. Hopefully you will see the errors of your ways.

    oh Muslim, oh servant of Allah, this is a Jew behind me, come and kill him!"
  • Re: Magdlyn says hey
     Reply #7 - January 02, 2009, 02:19 AM

    Easy. I practice a lot. grin12

    Seriously, when I were a lad we didn't 'ave no lactation consultants.
    Women knew what their tits were for and just got on with it. Old geezer


    is that right

    What were the breastfeeding rates for children 12 mos of age when you were a lad, then?

    Do tell.  Peek a boo

    I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability. ~Oscar Wilde
  • Re: Magdlyn says hey
     Reply #8 - January 02, 2009, 02:36 AM

    For me the rate was 100%. Same for my sister.  dance

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Magdlyn says hey
     Reply #9 - January 02, 2009, 02:47 AM

    For me the rate was 100%. Same for my sister.  dance


    Aw! Your mom rocks!   Afro

    Despite 52 yrs of La Leche League and over a decade of the profession of board certified lactation consultants, the bfing rates in the US are still shamefully low. :( The coasts do better, but in the South and Midwest, it's just terrible.

    I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability. ~Oscar Wilde
  • Re: Magdlyn says hey
     Reply #10 - January 02, 2009, 02:58 AM

    That's bizarre. I suppose the Bible Belt has a hangout about tits or something. What do they think God gave women tits for?

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Magdlyn says hey
     Reply #11 - January 02, 2009, 03:07 AM

    That's bizarre. I suppose the Bible Belt has a hangout about tits


    Well, actually, LLL is where the tits hang "out." lol

    You meant hangup. hehe

    Quote

     or something. What do they think God gave women tits for?


    To sell cars.

    I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability. ~Oscar Wilde
  • Re: Magdlyn says hey
     Reply #12 - January 02, 2009, 03:15 AM

    Quote
    To sell cars.

    And beer. grin12

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Magdlyn says hey
     Reply #13 - January 02, 2009, 03:23 AM

    Quote
    To sell cars.

    And beer. grin12


    So there you go. You can stop torturing me now.

    love, Mags

    I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability. ~Oscar Wilde
  • Re: Magdlyn says hey
     Reply #14 - January 02, 2009, 03:45 AM

    How much candy did he promise to lure you to this forum ma'am?


     dance

    Better watch him close, or you won't get a single chocolate bar.  Wink



    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Magdlyn says hey
     Reply #15 - January 02, 2009, 07:02 AM

    Welcome Magdlyn,


    "Ask the slave girl; she will tell you the truth.' So the Apostle called Burayra to ask her. Ali got up and gave her a violent beating first, saying, 'Tell the Apostle the truth.'"
  • Re: Magdlyn says hey
     Reply #16 - January 02, 2009, 07:23 AM

    Hey.

    I'm Magdlyn. I followed Osmanthus over here from Talk Rational.




    Mitts off, he's mine   Cat fight, Os, is belong to me.  signmuahaha

    Welcome though.  Tongue

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Magdlyn says hey
     Reply #17 - January 02, 2009, 12:32 PM

    Hey.

    I'm Magdlyn. I followed Osmanthus over here from Talk Rational.




    Mitts off, he's mine   Cat fight, Os, is belong to me.  signmuahaha

    Welcome though.  Tongue


    Oh, is Os taken? Dangit, he didn't tell me that... Hm.

     whistling2

    Thanks for the welcomes.

    I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability. ~Oscar Wilde
  • Re: Magdlyn says hey
     Reply #18 - January 02, 2009, 01:19 PM

    Nah not really lol I just like to make him feel wanted every now and again.  Tongue

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Magdlyn says hey
     Reply #19 - January 02, 2009, 01:24 PM

    Nah not really lol I just like to make him feel wanted every now and again.  Tongue


    yeah, but don?t overdo it, Berbs - remember the good ole "treat ?em mean, to keep ?em keen" saying... cool2
  • Re: Magdlyn says hey
     Reply #20 - January 02, 2009, 01:33 PM

    True  Tongue

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Magdlyn says hey
     Reply #21 - January 02, 2009, 01:56 PM

    True  Tongue


    Yes, your av makes me think you know quite a bit about that.


    I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability. ~Oscar Wilde
  • Re: Magdlyn says hey
     Reply #22 - January 02, 2009, 04:42 PM

    Welcome to the forum  Smiley

    Life is a sexually transmitted disease which is invariably fatal.
  • Re: Magdlyn says hey
     Reply #23 - January 02, 2009, 05:05 PM

    Welcome aboard.  Afro

    Islam: where idiots meet terrorists.
  • Re: Magdlyn says hey
     Reply #24 - January 02, 2009, 09:30 PM

    Hi guys, thanks.

    I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability. ~Oscar Wilde
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