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 Topic: Taking the piss.

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  • Taking the piss.
     OP - December 24, 2008, 09:52 AM

    City hit by 'legal to pee' prank

    People should ignore signs telling them that it is legal to urinate in certain public places in Nottingham, the city council said. The signs, which were put up by pranksters in and around Nottingham, are designed to look official.

    They feature a toilet sign and include the words: "Public Urination Permitted After 7.30pm". Nottingham City Council is now urging the public to ignore the notices as it sets about removing them. The prank also featured a laminated note, headed with the logo of Nottingham City Council, which said the scheme was aimed at reducing the mess faced by residents outside their homes.

    A spokeswoman for the authority said: "It is an offence to urinate in public and these signs have been put up illegally, for whatever reason. "We would urge people to ignore them, otherwise they could find themselves inadvertently facing a prosecution. We are taking the signs down as quickly as possible and if anyone spots one of the illegal signs we ask them to please contact the city council so they can be removed."

    The notice reads: "In an attempt to reduce late night public nuisance, during the holiday period, Nottingham City Council has designated several public urination areas across the city. This urination area will be cleaned daily between the hours of 5am and 6am."

     Cheesy Good one.

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  • Re: Taking the piss.
     Reply #1 - December 24, 2008, 09:53 AM

     Cheesy My kind of prank.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Taking the piss.
     Reply #2 - December 24, 2008, 10:58 AM

    BRILLIANT!  sloshed

    Although I do have my gripes about living in the U.K. I must admit that you lot have a GREAT sense of humour!  Cheesy

    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    The sleeper has awakened -  Dune

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
  • Re: Taking the piss.
     Reply #3 - December 24, 2008, 11:04 AM

    Yes, I agree, British humour is the best in the world.  Our sarcastic levels are unbeatable, and the way it is delivered with our British stand offishness and stiff upper lips, makes up top class.

    Yes, bow down and worship all you foreign wannabes, it is good to British.  suckers

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Taking the piss.
     Reply #4 - December 24, 2008, 01:14 PM

    My piss on British humor ...  Cheesy Cheesy


















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  • Re: Taking the piss.
     Reply #5 - December 24, 2008, 09:40 PM

    My favourite is the notices on the doors between carriages on the Tube which warn: WARNING!  Risk of death if used whilst train is moving.

     Cheesy

    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    The sleeper has awakened -  Dune

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
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