Poster of the month!
Reply #2797 - September 29, 2015, 01:46 PM
Jibreel told me this was a very serious election...
Surat Vote for lua
1. By the Ex and the Crescent.
2. By her posts most pleasant.
3. lua! None is worthy of votes save her, the Grossly Incandescent.
4. To her belong all votes on the forum and all votes off the forum and all votes in between, whether she be absent or present.
5. Those whom ye may nominate besides lua shall never be accepted and shall have their votes rejected.
6. Say: Search through the forum and see what was the end of those who opposed lua. Many she embarrassed and many she left dejected.
7. Or she ejected them with a mighty banning! Thus were the ones who opposed lua sorely disrespected.
8. AllPraiseToHarith opposed lua, on aspartame he disputed.
9. So lua rebuked him in 5 pages, each of his arguments she refuted.
10. Then was his account banned; from the forum he was booted.
11. So wretched was the end of one whose posts were convoluted.
12. Bigmo opposed lua and on an intro thread he intruded.
13. So lua confronted him, on a summer day they feuded.
14. Thus did she destroy him who was arrogant, deluded!
15. Then the boot came to bigmo just as Hartith was booted.
16. CallMeTed opposed lua, so wretched was the end of one whose posts were convoluted
17. Lo! He gave diagnosis though he was ignorant, unsuited!
18. So lua snatched away his stars, thus was his voice muted.
19. Then the boot came to CallMeTed just as Bigmo was booted.
20. These are the tales of those who opposed lua before you, their endings were all dreadful.
21. Those who were rebellious, ignorant, arrogant and disrespectful.
22. So remember your duty towards lua and do not be neglectful.
23. Surely, your lua is One lua, there is no lua besides She. So vote for Her so that you may be successful.