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  • GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     OP - November 22, 2008, 04:21 PM
     A plain piece of paper came with the video - it only said (type-written):

    Derar (sic) Mr ********

    Please find enclosed, some information. A man named Venables will be contacting you in due course.

    Regards,

    A. Friend.

     Cheesy

    I watched one of the videos on the CD - about being a linguist at GCHQ, it was hilarious (even though it is a legit video/CD)  Cheesy

     Cheesy
  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #1 - November 22, 2008, 04:22 PM
    I hope it's Terry Venables, I've always been a big fan.
  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #2 - November 22, 2008, 04:25 PM
    LOL had to google the GCHQ thing first though before I could appreciate the joke.  Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #3 - November 22, 2008, 04:28 PM
    Oh and to any GCHQ staff who may log in from time to time.

     thnkyu for the video.

    When I join could you assign her to be my handler.

  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #4 - November 22, 2008, 04:29 PM
     Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #5 - November 22, 2008, 04:34 PM
    And the guys in the video were soooooooooo gay.  Cheesy

    I guess it's true what they say about the British Secret Services. No wonder Russia's best tactic for 'turning' British agents during the 'Cold War' was to send them gay lovers Cheesy

    btw I've nothing against Gays Smiley
  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #6 - November 22, 2008, 04:35 PM
    I don't get it.
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #7 - November 22, 2008, 04:36 PM
    GCHQ didn't really send me it, Awais - someone sent it to me as a joke.

    I think I know who it is Wink
  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #8 - November 22, 2008, 04:41 PM
    And for those who don't know:

    GCHQ (Government Communications Headquarters) is the British Intelligence Agency responsible for listening to phone conversations, internet, and all sorts of spying stuff.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GCHQ
  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #9 - November 22, 2008, 04:42 PM
    Yea, I looked that up, and I still don't get it. *dunce*
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #10 - November 22, 2008, 04:52 PM
    Quote from: awais on November 22, 2008, 04:42 PM
    Yea, I looked that up, and I still don't get it. *dunce*


    Nothing to get, really. Someone who knows I speak Arabic and English am not a Muslim anymore etc... thought it would be funny to try and pretend that GCHQ are trying to recruit me to spy on Muslims by sending me this stuff in the post.

    The GCHQ CD is a genuine one.

    Whoever sent it made a mess of the letter though lol

  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #11 - November 22, 2008, 04:59 PM
    Alternatively it might actually have come from GCHQ and I've just blown my chances of joining.

    Damn and I really wanted one of those pens that shoots bullets, takes pictures and makes tea and and a watch that that unfolds into a life-raft - complete with bikini-clad babe.
  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #12 - November 22, 2008, 05:23 PM
    Where did the person who sent it to you get a legit recruitment vid from GCHQ? Huh?  How many spies do you hang out with, Hassan? Cheesy
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #13 - November 22, 2008, 05:30 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on November 22, 2008, 05:23 PM
    How many spies do you hang out with, Hassan? Cheesy


    Probably more than I realise.

    Here's one of the vids btw  grin12

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ8yUxX3HYY
  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #14 - November 22, 2008, 05:34 PM
    It might be Ian Venables!
    "At 8:47 I do a grenade jump off a ladder."
  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #15 - November 22, 2008, 05:36 PM
    That is never genuine! 
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #16 - November 22, 2008, 05:40 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on November 22, 2008, 05:36 PM
    That is never genuine! 


     Cheesy Agreed, it isn't even a well done imitation.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #17 - November 22, 2008, 05:49 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on November 22, 2008, 05:36 PM
    That is never genuine! 


    I'm pretty sure it is.

    I have the CD case and booklet on my lap right now - it is all very professionally printed and designed on expensive card-type paper, with all the addresses logos etc... the CD itself is a very well put together interactive multi-media presentation.

    If this is fake, someone went to a hell of a lot of trouble for no apparent reason.
  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #18 - November 22, 2008, 06:03 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on November 22, 2008, 05:49 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on November 22, 2008, 05:36 PM
    That is never genuine! 


    I'm pretty sure it is.

    I have the CD case and booklet on my lap right now - it is all very professionally printed and designed on expensive card-type paper, with all the addresses logos etc... the CD itself is a very well put together interactive multi-media presentation.

    If this is fake, someone went to a hell of a lot of trouble for no apparent reason.


    Wait, it was sent to your house?  mysmilie_977
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #19 - November 22, 2008, 06:05 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on November 22, 2008, 06:03 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on November 22, 2008, 05:49 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on November 22, 2008, 05:36 PM
    That is never genuine! 


    I'm pretty sure it is.

    I have the CD case and booklet on my lap right now - it is all very professionally printed and designed on expensive card-type paper, with all the addresses logos etc... the CD itself is a very well put together interactive multi-media presentation.

    If this is fake, someone went to a hell of a lot of trouble for no apparent reason.


    Wait, it was sent to your house?  mysmilie_977


    Clearly somebody got hold of this recruitment CD from somewhere - and sent it to me as a joke.

    And I think I know who that person is - though I have no idea how he/she got hold of the CD.
  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #20 - November 22, 2008, 06:10 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on November 22, 2008, 06:05 PM


    Clearly somebody got hold of this recruitment CD from somewhere - and sent it to me as a joke.

    And I think I know who that person is - though I have no idea how he/she got hold of the CD.


    Does his name begin with a J?  Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #21 - November 22, 2008, 08:56 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on November 22, 2008, 06:10 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on November 22, 2008, 06:05 PM


    Clearly somebody got hold of this recruitment CD from somewhere - and sent it to me as a joke.

    And I think I know who that person is - though I have no idea how he/she got hold of the CD.


    Does his name begin with a J?  Tongue


    Yup lol Wink

    He's denying it though.
  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #22 - November 23, 2008, 12:38 PM
    At the end of the linguist video one guy says "Ideeni Coca Cola" (Give me a Coca Cola). Actually they probably wouldn't say "Ideeni Coca Cola" they would say "Ideeni Coka"

    Small point I know - but if they're in the spy game, then a small detail like that could mean you get busted or not. grin12 LOL
  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #23 - November 23, 2008, 06:50 PM
    well, I used to be so jealous that M15 or GCHQ never got in touch with me. Now I'm so pleased they haven't - I mean, it would be so embarrassing. You should have kept it to yourself, Hassan.
    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #24 - November 23, 2008, 07:02 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on November 23, 2008, 12:38 PM
    At the end of the linguist video one guy says "Ideeni Coca Cola" (Give me a Coca Cola). Actually they probably wouldn't say "Ideeni Coca Cola" they would say "Ideeni Coka"

    Small point I know - but if they're in the spy game, then a small detail like that could mean you get busted or not. grin12 LOL

    That’s the reason they should recruit you: to correct seemingly minor, but potentially disastrous, mistakes like that!
    "At 8:47 I do a grenade jump off a ladder."
  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #25 - November 23, 2008, 07:31 PM
    Quote from: Pazuzu on November 23, 2008, 07:02 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on November 23, 2008, 12:38 PM
    At the end of the linguist video one guy says "Ideeni Coca Cola" (Give me a Coca Cola). Actually they probably wouldn't say "Ideeni Coca Cola" they would say "Ideeni Coka"

    Small point I know - but if they're in the spy game, then a small detail like that could mean you get busted or not. grin12 LOL

    That’s the reason they should recruit you: to correct seemingly minor, but potentially disastrous, mistakes like that!


    Durka durka.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #26 - November 23, 2008, 08:01 PM
    Quote from: Pazuzu on November 23, 2008, 07:02 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on November 23, 2008, 12:38 PM
    At the end of the linguist video one guy says "Ideeni Coca Cola" (Give me a Coca Cola). Actually they probably wouldn't say "Ideeni Coca Cola" they would say "Ideeni Coka"

    Small point I know - but if they're in the spy game, then a small detail like that could mean you get busted or not. grin12 LOL

    That’s the reason they should recruit you: to correct seemingly minor, but potentially disastrous, mistakes like that!


    Well I've probably blown my chances of joining now lol  grin12
  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #27 - November 23, 2008, 08:04 PM
    I wonder if they actually read this place, though? Probably. >_>
    "...every imperfection in man is a bond with heaven..." - Karl Marx
  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #28 - November 23, 2008, 08:57 PM
    Quote from: panoptic on November 23, 2008, 08:04 PM
    I wonder if they actually read this place, though? Probably. >_>


    I don't know if they read this place or not - but it's more fun to think they do.

    To all the guys at GCHQ -  Afro great 13 aloofandbored0 Punk yay Angelic Ozonedance police hugs Big hug Terror couch bounce party!
  • Re: GCHQ Sent me a Recruitment Video
     Reply #29 - November 24, 2008, 01:02 AM
    You might watch me but I watch you too, O wards of the late-capitalist panopticon. grin12
    "...every imperfection in man is a bond with heaven..." - Karl Marx
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