Speaking of him I found an email from his lawyers in the admin inbox the other day. Apparently they were kinda miffed that their client wasn't held in high regard worldwide.
Wow, so what's Adnan Oktar and his gang demanding from you? I guess he wants us to stop raping him with our harsh and critical words. Sorry Adnan, but that's not gonna happen! How does your ass feel lately? I guess it's still trying to recover from the violent anal penetration inflicted by the conviction you received from a Turkish court. You appealed the verdict, though I hope you bring some vaseline with you if you really have to go to prison, might make you "more fit for survival" there.
I remember reading about him in an online Turkish article, which was about parents grieving about the loss of their student daughter to Oktar's organization. The mother said that "in the old days there used to be malicious men who would force weak or naive girls into prostitution, but now there are also people like Adnan Oktar." Holy shit, dude! What the fuck have you been doin with your God-ridden life? Spreading ignorance and immorality around the globe, yeah that sounds much like a Holy Fucking Man of God! Hope you suffocate on your pretend innocence and pretend piety, rather than on the cocks in prison.
Hey, Adnan, if you read this, could you do me a favor and send me a nice and shiny copy of "The Atlas of Creation"? Sorry for my words above, but I beg you Sir! I'm sure it could serve me well as a little stool or a door stopper. Oh, since it got so shiny pics of various animals I'm sure my nieces would love to get their hands on it, to cut them out and actually do something useful with them.
Man I believed the crap this man has been propagating when I was a teenager. To the point that I was trying to convince my classmates of the falseness of the Theory of Evolution. Thankfully, I rejected the bullshit after a few months and spared myself more embarassment.
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