This little volume may be right up your alley:
Thank you dearly Toor for the little volume but I didn't click. Nothing quite compares to being a nurse in a prison (or any place) or coming unexpectedly on a little tale of such foolishness.
Oh yes, who indeed would put a lighted firework in their rectum.
Or who could fit a peanutbutter jar in such a place?.
Which way was the loaded pistal inserted? Oh really, who would think!