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 Topic: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??

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  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #60 - October 31, 2008, 07:40 PM
    Quote from: Rational1 on October 31, 2008, 07:38 PM
    I just got a message from the boyfriend. Apparently he's made plans, but won't tell me what they are. All he'll say is I should be ready at 7.

    I don't know if I should be excited or worried!


    Definately excited, I love surprise outings.  parrot
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #61 - October 31, 2008, 07:42 PM
    Quote
    The only miserable kids were my ones because they pissed me off so much I cancelled trick or treating for them. 


    Oh, you didn't did you?  That's even worse than what Jack did.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #62 - October 31, 2008, 07:43 PM
    Quote from: Rational1 on October 31, 2008, 07:38 PM
    I just got a message from the boyfriend. Apparently he's made plans, but won't tell me what they are. All he'll say is I should be ready at 7.

    I don't know if I should be excited or worried!


    Be worried! Last time a man sent me an sms telling me to be ready by 8, the evening ended ... rather badly. lipsrsealed
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #63 - October 31, 2008, 07:44 PM
    Quote from: Sally on October 31, 2008, 07:42 PM
    Quote
    The only miserable kids were my ones because they pissed me off so much I cancelled trick or treating for them. 


    Oh, you didn't did you?  That's even worse than what Jack did.


    Really?  I think it's flippin fair, when i say they were bad, they were rotten.  finmad
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #64 - October 31, 2008, 07:45 PM
    But its Halloween!  They won't get to do it for another year. mysmilie_977
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #65 - October 31, 2008, 07:49 PM
    Well they pissed me off, and pissed off mummy berbs is a bad mummy berbs.  Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #66 - October 31, 2008, 08:20 PM
    Quote from: Jack Torrance on October 31, 2008, 06:47 PM
    Talking of Halloween, I just had some trick or treaters at the door and one little boy, dressed as a demon, really pissed me off, so I dragged him inside and tied him up. He's on the floor in the kitchen - what should I do? If I let him go, he'll go blabbing to the cops, if I do nothing, they'll have a search party out soon. I don't have any acid or power tools and I wondered if any of the members here have ever been in a similar situation, and if so, what did you do?

    Right on. I love Halloween. I used to lurk behind the door for the little buggers, covered in a white sheet, wait for the first knock and then leap out and boo on them. The street was full of daemons running away from our house.
    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #67 - October 31, 2008, 08:20 PM
    I just realized what an opportunity I threw away. I could finally go to the club, incognito (halloween mask). I tried to go before, but there's always a taxi cab sitting out front, and many cab drivers are muslim, and I know most of them... But tonight I could've gone in a mask, and had fun. But work asked if I could come in (it's my day off), because the only other guy who could do my job quit... argh...

    Maybe I'll try and have some fun before I go to work...
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #68 - October 31, 2008, 08:23 PM
    Try the above. It's good for a quick, cheap giggle.
    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #69 - October 31, 2008, 08:34 PM
    Quote from: sojournerlumus on October 31, 2008, 08:23 PM
    Try the above. It's good for a quick, cheap giggle.


    Quote from: sojournerlumus on October 31, 2008, 08:20 PM
    I used to lurk behind the door for the little buggers, covered in a white sheet, wait for the first knock and then leap out and boo on them. The street was full of daemons running away from our house.


    I did that when I was a kid. That's lame now.

    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #70 - November 04, 2008, 07:38 PM
    I scared some kids that came to my house for trick or treat, using a costume that made it seem like I had no head, but blood squirting out everywhere.

    OK, so that didn’t actually happen but it would have ruled if did!
    "At 8:47 I do a grenade jump off a ladder."
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #71 - November 04, 2008, 07:40 PM
    Quote from: Pazuzu on November 04, 2008, 07:38 PM
    I scared some kids that came to my house for trick or treat, using a costume that made it seem like I had no head, but blood squirting out everywhere.



     Cheesy
    Ha Ha.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #72 - November 04, 2008, 07:51 PM
    So the surprise was he took me out for steaks and then to see Saw V, only by the time we finished eating we realized it was already late and we were tired, so we went home instead and saw the film over the weekend. It was pretty good Smiley
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #73 - November 04, 2008, 08:00 PM
    Quote from: Rational1 on November 04, 2008, 07:51 PM
    So the surprise was he took me out for steaks and then to see Saw V, only by the time we finished eating we realized it was already late and we were tired, so we went home instead and saw the film over the weekend. It was pretty good Smiley




    Did you snog and stuff? Smiley
    Ha Ha.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #74 - November 04, 2008, 08:20 PM
    Oh of course, we always do that Afro
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #75 - November 04, 2008, 08:58 PM
    Same old same old thing. Sounds dismal.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #76 - November 04, 2008, 10:10 PM
    Quote from: Rational1 on November 04, 2008, 07:51 PM
    see Saw V… we went home instead and saw the film over the weekend. It was pretty good Smiley

    You saw saw? See Saw?!
    "At 8:47 I do a grenade jump off a ladder."
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #77 - November 05, 2008, 11:41 PM
    Quote from: Jack Torrance link=topic=3595.msg93326#msg93326
    Did you snog and stuff? Smiley
    [/quote

    Snog sounds ugly.

    "Poor human nature, what horrible crimes have been committed in thy name!"
    - Emma Goldman
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #78 - November 05, 2008, 11:58 PM
    Snog is probly one of the ugliest words in the english language.  Snot is another one. 

    The worst of all though is "coolaboola".  I used to work with a man who said that word every time something went right.  But more horrifying still.....he said it sarcastically, the bastard, every time something went wrong.   finmad
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #79 - November 06, 2008, 12:19 PM
    coolaboola?
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #80 - November 06, 2008, 12:20 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on November 05, 2008, 11:58 PM
    Snog is probly one of the ugliest words in the english language.  Snot is another one. 

    The worst of all though is "coolaboola".  I used to work with a man who said that word every time something went right.  But more horrifying still.....he said it sarcastically, the bastard, every time something went wrong.   finmad


    Snog isn't as bad as cunt, now that's the ugliest word in the English language  Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #81 - November 06, 2008, 12:23 PM
    cunt isn't bad. I have nice feelings about cunt. Cheesy
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #82 - November 06, 2008, 12:24 PM
    Well people calling me a cunt will make me start a fight.  It pisses me off even more than being called a bitch.  Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #83 - November 06, 2008, 01:45 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on November 06, 2008, 12:24 PM
    Well people calling me a cunt will make me start a fight.  It pisses me off even more than being called a bitch.  Tongue



    Stop using foul langhish










    There will be no white flag above our door
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #84 - November 06, 2008, 02:02 PM
    Quote from: Charles on November 06, 2008, 01:45 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on November 06, 2008, 12:24 PM
    Well people calling me a cunt will make me start a fight.  It pisses me off even more than being called a bitch.  Tongue

    Stop using foul langhish


    Use correct spelling.
    I chose to get circumcised at 17, don't tell me I never believed.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #85 - November 06, 2008, 02:19 PM
    Quote from: Charles on November 06, 2008, 01:45 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on November 06, 2008, 12:24 PM
    Well people calling me a cunt will make me start a fight.  It pisses me off even more than being called a bitch.  Tongue



    Stop using foul langhish






    Yeah, whatever you say potty mouth.  Roll Eyes
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #86 - November 06, 2008, 05:05 PM
    Quote from: Charles on November 06, 2008, 01:45 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on November 06, 2008, 12:24 PM
    Well people calling me a cunt will make me start a fight.  It pisses me off even more than being called a bitch.  Tongue



    Stop using foul langhish




    Get rid of that horrible fucking Dido picshur Afro
    Ha Ha.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #87 - November 06, 2008, 05:17 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla
    Well people calling me a cunt will make me start a fight.

    Can people instead call you... kitten?  whistling2
    Islam: where idiots meet terrorists.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #88 - November 06, 2008, 05:20 PM
    Quote from: Zaephon on November 06, 2008, 05:17 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla
    Well people calling me a cunt will make me start a fight.

    Can people instead call you... kitten?  whistling2


    As long as it was said in total respect lol and not some boss saying "kitten get me my tea" because that would be rude.  Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Halloween plans ruined.. when will I ever have some FUN??
     Reply #89 - November 06, 2008, 06:11 PM
    Quote from: awais.x on November 06, 2008, 12:19 PM
    coolaboola?


    Yes, awais, coolaboola.  That's how sick and twisted some people are.  Even worse than that though is "chillax"   finmad finmad finmad

    People who say chillax should undergo type 3 FGM, (on their anus if they're male).  I'd rather have cunt than chillax any day.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
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