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 Topic: Berfday Happines to Berbathon

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  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #30 - October 13, 2008, 09:34 AM

    Happy birthday Berbs!  Many happy returns.

     hppybday   Punk   party!

    Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    The sleeper has awakened -  Dune

    Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish!
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #31 - October 13, 2008, 10:14 AM

    Happy birthday tew yew, squashed tomatos and stew, happy birthday Dear Berbsie, Happy birthday tew yew.
    I don't know what day it is but I usually make it just at the last minute.

    Religion is ignorance giftwrapped in lyricism.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #32 - October 13, 2008, 10:57 AM

    BerberElla,

    Did you like this gift?   parrot




    Just kidding,..... Hope u like this gift  bunny


    Enjoy ur day !!!


  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #33 - October 13, 2008, 11:09 AM

    BerberElla,

    Did you like this gift?   parrot

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    That's just evil vomit sad

    Quote


    Just kidding,..... Hope u like this gift  bunny

    (Clicky for piccy!)
    Enjoy ur day !!!





    That more than makes up for it lol thanks  Smiley

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #34 - October 13, 2008, 12:25 PM

    Happy Birthday Berbs.






     whistling2

    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #35 - October 13, 2008, 12:27 PM

     Cheesy That better be me doing the whipping.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #36 - October 13, 2008, 12:33 PM

    Nope, it's your birthday spanking...  grin12 Afro

    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #37 - October 13, 2008, 12:35 PM

    Nope, it's your birthday spanking...  grin12 Afro


    Hey, I don't care how traditional it is, I am no ones gimp, not even for a birthday  Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #38 - October 13, 2008, 01:07 PM

    happy birthday, to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And MAAAAANNNYYY MOOOOOOORE!!  Afro

    also Big hug hugs Big hug hugs ... etc!!!

    You´re the best, sweety!  Wink
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #39 - October 13, 2008, 01:15 PM

    Nope, it's your birthday spanking...  grin12 Afro


    Hey, I don't care how traditional it is, I am no ones gimp, not even for a birthday  Cheesy


    Hush up and take your spanking with the grace expected from someone of your advanced age.
     

     grin12

    And what dio said too.
     Wink

    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #40 - October 13, 2008, 01:22 PM

    happy birthday, to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And MAAAAANNNYYY MOOOOOOORE!!  Afro

    also Big hug hugs Big hug hugs ... etc!!!

    You´re the best, sweety!  Wink


    Aww thanks Dio hugs


    Hush up and take your spanking with the grace expected from someone of your advanced age.
     

     grin12

    And what dio said too.
     Wink



    Right, that's it, you can be MY gimp. devil girl finmad

    It's my party and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to, you would cry too if it happened to you.   Cry

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #41 - October 13, 2008, 01:29 PM

    happy birthday, to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And MAAAAANNNYYY MOOOOOOORE!!  Afro

    also Big hug hugs Big hug hugs ... etc!!!

    You´re the best, sweety!  Wink


    Aww thanks Dio hugs


    Hush up and take your spanking with the grace expected from someone of your advanced age.
     

     grin12

    And what dio said too.
     Wink



    Right, that's it, you can be MY gimp. devil girl finmad

    It's my party and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to, you would cry too if it happened to you.   Cry



    As you like it ma'am... Wink

    And it already has dear...I am older than you.   grin12

    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I remain.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #42 - October 13, 2008, 05:23 PM

    Happy Birthday Berbs.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #43 - October 13, 2008, 05:36 PM

    Thanks Cheetah  Smiley

    I'm on a break whilst the cake the kids have made me is cooking in the oven.   parrot

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #44 - October 13, 2008, 06:28 PM

    I wish you happy birthday, too, my fantasy lady. Hope you enjoy the cake and life in general  dance

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  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #45 - October 13, 2008, 06:37 PM

    I wish you happy birthday, too, my fantasy lady. Hope you enjoy the cake and life in general  dance


    Thanks Aziz, the cake was yummy  dance

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #46 - October 13, 2008, 06:40 PM

    Its my friend's birthday today as well, and she just turned up at my flat with a bottle of whiskey and a bottle of vodka. 

    We'll toast your birthday at some point during the night too, Berbs.  (She too shy to join and say happy birthday to you herself.) Smiley

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #47 - October 13, 2008, 06:42 PM

    It was my mates b-day today as well lol

    Coincidence
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #48 - October 13, 2008, 06:44 PM

    Are you gonna go out for your Birthday then?

    Like for a run or something.  Cheesy
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #49 - October 13, 2008, 06:46 PM

    No, it's barely a birthday mate, it's more like a monday with more reasons to feel disappointed.  Wink

    I'm home, doing nothing, like I've been doing all day.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #50 - October 13, 2008, 06:49 PM

    No, it's barely a birthday mate, it's more like a monday with more reasons to feel disappointed.  Wink

    I'm home, doing nothing, like I've been doing all day.


    Oh, come on, Berbs! Throw yourself a party! What about the plans you had yesterday - hairdresser-treatment etc?
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #51 - October 13, 2008, 06:50 PM

    No, it's barely a birthday mate, it's more like a monday with more reasons to feel disappointed.  Wink

    I'm home, doing nothing, like I've been doing all day.


    Dont say that. Be happy to be alive. Even if you dont appreciate yourself, at least let us do it.  Cheesy

    Be happy. Either that or pissed but I would go for happy.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #52 - October 13, 2008, 06:50 PM

    No, it's barely a birthday mate, it's more like a monday with more reasons to feel disappointed.  Wink

    I'm home, doing nothing, like I've been doing all day.


    Oh, come on, Berbs! Throw yourself a party! What about the plans you had yesterday - hairdresser-treatment etc?



    Yeah Berbs, get the old straighteners out.  Afro
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #53 - October 13, 2008, 06:51 PM

    No, it's barely a birthday mate, it's more like a monday with more reasons to feel disappointed.  Wink

    I'm home, doing nothing, like I've been doing all day.


    Dont say that. Be happy to be alive. Even if you dont appreciate yourself, at least let us do it.  Cheesy

    Be happy. Either that or pissed but I would go for happy.


    hear, hear!! Words of wisdom from Mr. M!  Afro
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #54 - October 13, 2008, 06:51 PM

    No, it's barely a birthday mate, it's more like a monday with more reasons to feel disappointed.  Wink

    I'm home, doing nothing, like I've been doing all day.


    Dont say that. Be happy to be alive. Even if you dont appreciate yourself, at least let us do it.  Cheesy

    Be happy. Either that or pissed but I would go for happy.


    hear, hear!! Words of wisdom from Mr. M!  Afro


    Remember them
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #55 - October 13, 2008, 06:52 PM

    No, it's barely a birthday mate, it's more like a monday with more reasons to feel disappointed.  Wink

    I'm home, doing nothing, like I've been doing all day.


    Oh, come on, Berbs! Throw yourself a party! What about the plans you had yesterday - hairdresser-treatment etc?



    Spent at the vets vaccinating the cats, and on the bills that were waiting my attention.  I decided to be responsible instead of frivolous with the money.

    Now I is broke.  Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #56 - October 13, 2008, 06:53 PM

    Who needs money to celebrate. Go wild or something. Justt do something really crazy.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #57 - October 13, 2008, 06:54 PM

    Ive noticed you're starting to talk like me too.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #58 - October 13, 2008, 06:55 PM

    Guys don't worry about it, every birthday is a shitty as the last one, that's what birthdays mean in the long run, another day of realising how truly alone you are.

    I'm good, I'm well and truly used to it by now.  Afro

    Life is what you make of it, and I'm still not where I need to be in order to change the pattern of things, but I'm getting there.  dance

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: Berfday Happines to Berbathon
     Reply #59 - October 13, 2008, 06:55 PM

    No, it's barely a birthday mate, it's more like a monday with more reasons to feel disappointed.  Wink

    I'm home, doing nothing, like I've been doing all day.


    Oh, come on, Berbs! Throw yourself a party! What about the plans you had yesterday - hairdresser-treatment etc?



    Spent at the vets vaccinating the cats, and on the bills that were waiting my attention.  I decided to be responsible instead of frivolous with the money.

    Now I is broke.  Cheesy


    Grrr... I know the feeling! But you can be your own hairdresser... you can do yourself good, can´t you? Foamy with a special treatment... nice music... a glass of champers... some new ice body-scrub and lotion... stuff like that? Doesn´t cost that much... decorate the house, dance with your kiddies... wish I could help ya do it! Here´s another birthday-hug, anyway: Big hug
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