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  • Question: Who gets it for April?  (Voting closed: April 05, 2016, 03:51 PM)
  • BurqaRentalsInc - 4 (57.1%)
  • Yeezevee - 3 (42.9%)
  • Total Voters: 7

 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1530 - May 02, 2011, 02:49 PM

    He requested exclusion last month, don't know if he still feels the same.  Speak quickly if you want out MAB, before anyone votes for you.   Afro

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1531 - May 02, 2011, 02:50 PM

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1532 - May 02, 2011, 02:56 PM

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1533 - May 02, 2011, 02:57 PM

    So you want out then?  Fine, I'll take your name out of it.

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1534 - May 02, 2011, 03:02 PM

     I do wanna be in. Very desperately. I wanna be inside you.

    Nothing else.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1535 - May 02, 2011, 03:25 PM

     Cheesy

    IMHO, you're the only guy who can match, or even exceed, Alex in full flow.

    But I'll stop this shameless canvassing for Alex now because there are some other very worthy candidates on this list. Shame we don't have PR or AV on this forum...

    Hi
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1536 - May 02, 2011, 05:29 PM

    Natasa... aye!  Us converts SHOULD be taken seriously!  I am convinced that
    "Americanized" Islam is just as bad as being an infadel or kaffir!  They THINK
    they are creating arabesque clones, but instead, as is the American style, we
    can't just leave things as they are (re: koran and hadiths)  While our idiocy
    for falling into the shit cannot be denied, we arent mindless robots, and who after
    much study repeatedly say, WTF IS THIS! (il.e. "what ear do you hold your phone
    to?  The left?  Marshmellows! Good, wouldnt want shaitan pissing in your right
    ear!)  Oh yes, duped momentarily until all the phenominal superstitions were
    expected to be gulped by me as well.  My dawaghandists were leading me towards
    salafi, coaching me every step of the way.  I got rid of my artwork, (  finmad  )
    I was on my way to being a frackin niqabi.  but stopped short, since the damned
    hijab was irritatingly hot, and got tired of being cussed out by my neighbors.
    soooo... did you pluck or wax your hair? hmmm?

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1537 - May 02, 2011, 06:13 PM

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1538 - May 03, 2011, 11:47 AM

    arX for Stevie Wonder is God

    That was no joke.

    Against the ruin of the world, there
    is only one defense: the creative act.

    -- Kenneth Rexroth
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1539 - May 03, 2011, 12:10 PM

    I do wanna be in. Very desperately. I wanna be inside you.

    Nothing else.

     That's it., I  am putting up Mount A Bison  for Joker of the month.. I mean Jester and I am going to do that until he stops using this old man who lost his sex drive and self enjoys with his own oversexed  word jugglery..

    So dear Cheetah  add THAT GUY'S NAME TO THAT LIST..

    with best wishes
    yeezevee

    Do not let silence become your legacy  
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1540 - May 03, 2011, 04:18 PM

    Lol I voted for myself to see the results and now can't remove it...
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1541 - May 03, 2011, 05:35 PM

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  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1542 - May 03, 2011, 06:52 PM

    So you want out then?  Fine, I'll take your name out of it.

    Cheetah the INDIVIDUALS have no say in whose name is in and whose name is out., I am proposing that Bison name to that list of  JERK of the month.. sorry I mean Jester of the month.,  That fellow should not have the power to tell you whether his name should be there or not.

    Please add  his name in to the list above..

    with best
    yeezevee

    Do not let silence become your legacy  
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1543 - May 03, 2011, 06:55 PM

    @Yez

    What did I tell you before my little rabbit? Keep my good name out of these trashy contests or else I will do something to your rectum that you will never forget.

    Bison.,  I am a type of a guy, I will cut my rectum and I will cut YOUR RECTUM, and make IT in to pieces put it on skewer along with hot pepper..lemon  Vodka with salt... and digest it along with glass of  Vodka..

    Do not let silence become your legacy  
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1544 - May 04, 2011, 04:55 PM

     Cheesy yeevs!

    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
    Helen Keller
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1545 - May 04, 2011, 05:29 PM

     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Admin of following facebook pages and groups:
    Islam's Last Stand (page)
    Islam's Last Stand (group)
    and many others...
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1546 - May 05, 2011, 08:59 PM

    Well done guys, much deserved...apart from you Alex: you could have posted at least once after I nominated you?

    Hi
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1547 - May 05, 2011, 11:15 PM

    Well done ArX & Prince (you cheat!)

    My Book     news002       
    My Blog  pccoffee
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1548 - May 06, 2011, 01:56 AM

    Take me off the list.

    1. I am at a disadvantage, since I had no time to post anything in last couple of weeks or so.

    Plus 2. I'm pissed for not being on the list last month despite a few request to nominate me.

    3. I hate everyone here, except Musivore, muddy and J&T.

    Leave me alone!

    "That it is indeed the speech of an illustrious messenger" (The Koran 69:40)
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1549 - May 06, 2011, 02:42 AM

    Well done ArX & Prince (you cheat!)

     Cheesy

    You can discount that vote Tongue
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1550 - May 06, 2011, 07:26 AM

    Alex, good to hear from you mate. Even if you have just ruined your chances of winning next month also. Sounds like you don't care anyways, so that's cool... Take care anyways, whatever crazy shit you're up to in your life.

    Prince - you deserve a coin toss at least, so don't worry about it?

    Hi
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1551 - May 06, 2011, 11:17 AM

    Damn we have a tie again.  I'll have to toss another coin. 

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1552 - May 06, 2011, 11:21 AM

    ArX won the coin toss, congrats ArX.  (Commiserations to Prince). 

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1553 - May 06, 2011, 12:21 PM

     Grin

    Well done arX  Afro

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1554 - May 06, 2011, 12:39 PM

    Q what is the arabic for date?
    A Honour Killing

    Well done mate  Afro

    Hi
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1555 - May 06, 2011, 02:20 PM

    Oooo yay! Thank yous ^.^

    And Billy... <3

    Against the ruin of the world, there
    is only one defense: the creative act.

    -- Kenneth Rexroth
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1556 - May 06, 2011, 02:20 PM

    congratulations Smiley

    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1557 - May 06, 2011, 02:32 PM

    Cheers zee one oh. I read Sartre near a hot spring today and thought of you. No joke. What do you make of him?

    Against the ruin of the world, there
    is only one defense: the creative act.

    -- Kenneth Rexroth
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1558 - May 06, 2011, 02:48 PM

    I have only a limited experience of his works but from what I have seen so far, his philosophical thoughts are technically weak in that it is difficult to get a coherent thought out of him, however, having said that, he does have some inspirational ideas.

    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: Jester of the month!!
     Reply #1559 - May 06, 2011, 04:23 PM

    He made a mean daiquiri from what I've heard. Cheers arX, good job buddy.
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