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  • Question: Who gets it for April?  (Voting closed: April 05, 2016, 03:51 PM)
  • BurqaRentalsInc - 4 (57.1%)
  • Yeezevee - 3 (42.9%)
  • Total Voters: 7

 Topic: Jester of the month!!

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  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3360 - September 05, 2015, 11:41 AM

    Grin I'll accept it.

    Congrats, Quod!  Kiss
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3361 - September 05, 2015, 11:48 AM

    Grin I'll accept it.

    Congrats, Quod!  Kiss

    Yeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaa..

    Now I can sleep.. I made the dictator to accept the defeat........

    Quod what you are doing?   Thinking about Ted? .. stop it..give the winner speech..  Cheesy

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3362 - September 06, 2015, 01:12 AM

    The only path that could be taken has been taken. Weep not for your pitiful lives. You have served the purpose you were put on this Earth to do. The crown is mine, as was fated from the beginning.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3363 - September 06, 2015, 01:25 AM

    All hail Quod, the Conqueror.   Cheesy

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3364 - September 29, 2015, 07:14 PM

    Don't forget nominations here too.   thnkyu

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3365 - September 30, 2015, 07:50 AM

    asbie, for this post http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=3781.msg837940#msg837940

     grin12

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3366 - September 30, 2015, 10:59 AM

    Pathetic. Quod forever!

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3367 - September 30, 2015, 11:17 AM



    And HM for the post below it lol
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3368 - September 30, 2015, 11:57 AM

    And HM for the post below it lol

    well No..No....,  I read few lines

    Quote
    Jibreel told me this was a very serious election...

    Surat Vote for lua

    1.   By the Ex and the Crescent.
    2.   By her posts most pleasant.
    3.   lua! None is worthy of votes save her, the Grossly Incandescent....



    He starts with wrong heading...So He need to be sent to school.,  That heading should be "Surat Votelua" Not Surat Vote for lua., He forgot all Arabic he learned.,  finmad   at least he should have made it as Surat Voteforlua .. He can not have spaces there.

      I am going to see whether he can get a seat in that  "Jamiat al-Azhar of Egypt" to learn some basics of Quran writing  before he gets in to this Jester of the month competition

    But I am not sure why Quod saying this

    Pathetic. Quod forever!

     
    Quod are you OK?? Talk to me .. A friend of you is here..  

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3369 - September 30, 2015, 10:08 PM

    : )   x
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3370 - October 01, 2015, 12:02 AM



    You'll be nominating me a lot then. If self-promotion is comedy, I'm a veritable goldmine of laughs.

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3371 - October 01, 2015, 07:39 AM

     Wink

    It doesn't hurt that you're funny in general.

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3372 - October 01, 2015, 11:34 PM

    Aww, thank you!  Smiley

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3373 - October 05, 2015, 12:58 PM

    Poll open.   piggy

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3374 - October 06, 2015, 09:40 PM

    Congrats asbie.   dance

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3375 - October 07, 2015, 12:12 AM

    Thank you!

    But unfortunately I have decided to make a change. No longer will we be seeing funny, lighthearted asbie. From now on there is only the serious, earnest asbie, seeking to improve himself both inside and out.  Wink

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3376 - October 07, 2015, 02:13 AM

     cheers

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3377 - October 07, 2015, 07:22 AM

    Thank you!

    But unfortunately I have decided to make a change. No longer will we be seeing funny, lighthearted asbie. From now on there is only the serious, earnest asbie, seeking to improve himself both inside and out.  Wink


    *applause*

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3378 - October 07, 2015, 09:42 AM

    congrats asbie lol..
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3379 - October 07, 2015, 12:36 PM

     Embarrassed

    Your appreciations are a strange kind of embarrassment.

     thnkyu

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3380 - October 11, 2015, 03:15 AM

    I think the winner should start writing for wikiislam.net.  Their editors are always looking for a good satirist.

    Kind Regards,
    Farside  Smiley
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3381 - October 31, 2015, 05:03 PM

    Nominations time again.   thnkyu

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3382 - November 03, 2015, 09:58 PM

    Are there no nominations at all this month?   Huh?

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3383 - November 03, 2015, 10:49 PM

    I nominate asbie.

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3384 - November 04, 2015, 02:05 AM

    How many times can Asbie win in a row?     wacko
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3385 - November 04, 2015, 04:00 AM

    I nominate me. End asbie's reign! Also I like the color purple and really want to see my name in it!

    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I have a sonic screwdriver, a tricorder, and a Type 2 phaser.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3386 - November 05, 2015, 03:35 AM

    How many times can Asbie win in a row?     wacko


    If nobody else bothers to nominate, probably forever.

    Anyway, poll open.   parrot

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3387 - November 07, 2015, 06:01 PM

    Congrats Galfromusa.   dance

    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3388 - November 08, 2015, 04:01 AM

     cheers

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Jester of the month!!
     Reply #3389 - November 08, 2015, 04:34 PM

    Congratulations gal_from_usa!  Afro

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
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