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OP - December 02, 2017, 11:00 PM

I would like to know if anyone here has done a DNA ancestry and if so there reviews of the experience and company/product used.

thanks Afro thnkyu
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Reply #1 - December 03, 2017, 04:55 PM

Quote from: Philowolf on December 02, 2017, 11:00 PM
I would like to know if anyone here has done a DNA ancestry and if so there reviews of the experience and company/product used.

thanks Afro thnkyu

what actually you are LOOKING FOR IN YOUR DNA ancestry results dear Philowolf??

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Reply #2 - December 03, 2017, 04:59 PM

2 things

1.my anserty and if there is any sprising ethnic group in there?

2. Iam Bengali but my dads mother and his two brothers had eyes that where east asian/south east asian and i want to know how come? Find long lost chinses familiy and eat real chinese food with them
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Reply #3 - December 03, 2017, 05:31 PM

Quote from: Philowolf on December 03, 2017, 04:59 PM
2 things

1.my anserty and if there is any sprising ethnic group in there?

2. Iam Bengali but my dads mother and his two brothers had eyes that where east asian/south east asian and i want to know how come? Find long lost chinses familiy and eat real chinese food with them

Well that is NOT possible from that DNA reading dear Philowolf..

To extract such information you need to find your long lost Chinese relatives... you also have to get DNA profiles of many of your Chinese side of family ..

Otherwise the data will tell you., that you are related to me and many forum members here and and both of us are related to Monkeys..

read this link

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/jul/23/what-i-learned-from-home-dna-test-kits-are-they-accurate-or-worthwhile

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Reply #4 - January 25, 2018, 12:57 PM

just ordered an ansertry dna kit..........will share results when i get them
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Reply #5 - February 08, 2018, 04:04 PM

Anything yet? Who'd you order from?

`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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Reply #6 - February 08, 2018, 04:09 PM

Ordered from ansetry.com so about 6-8 weeks
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Reply #7 - February 08, 2018, 05:09 PM

Been thinking about getting a kit myself.

`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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Reply #8 - February 08, 2018, 05:12 PM

Go for it..think there on sale
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Reply #9 - February 08, 2018, 07:46 PM

I really want to take a DNA test myself. I think it would be fascinating, but it wouldn't change anything for me. I still think I'm awesome, and with genes like this, I have a responsibility to the species. Some people may say you should only breed with your own race, but I don't understand this. A number of my "race" are fucking morons. My family/clan/tribe though, now there's a genetic monopoly. Still don't understand what it has to do with race though. I don't care what colour a woman is, so long as she can help me breed a superior race.

Unless it's ibn Bilal, the chocolate looking, mocha tasting slut. He's also flirted with Cornflower. We have a duel scheduled.

`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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Reply #10 - March 13, 2018, 11:16 AM

Got my results back...
iam 76% south Asian 18% east Asian and 5% Melanesia with 1% Polynesia
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Reply #11 - March 13, 2018, 12:36 PM

Quote from: Philowolf on March 13, 2018, 11:16 AM
Got my results back...
iam 76% south Asian 18% east Asian and 5% Melanesia with 1% Polynesia

what are the error bars on that % dear Philowolf??

Without those error bars i must say YOU ARE BELIEVING EXPERIMENTS DONE ON YOUR DNA PROFILE BY A PERSON WHOSE DNA IS CLOSER TO EITHER A CHIMP OR A BONOBO OVER TAT OF YOUR OWN DNA dear Philowolf..

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Reply #12 - March 13, 2018, 01:48 PM

There are bars on the site, is that what your taking about?
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Reply #13 - March 13, 2018, 01:54 PM

16-19% error bar thingy for 18% east asian
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Reply #14 - March 13, 2018, 08:49 PM

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Quote from: Philowolf on March 13, 2018, 01:54 PM
16-19% error bar thingy for 18% east asian

Quote from: Philowolf on March 13, 2018, 01:48 PM
There are bars on the site, is that what your taking about?

Phil irrespective of your dna you are still a wonderful human being ., it makes no difference to YOU & TO THE REST OF WORLD what part of the world you come and and what is your dna profiles ., But i love cultures and people living in isolated places such as Mongolia....Tibet..Alaska and Arctic/Antarctica .... ViVa.......Villa Las Estrellas

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Reply #16 - March 13, 2018, 11:36 PM

thats good philawolf i wanna get this done too how much does it cost anyway ?
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Reply #17 - March 14, 2018, 01:49 AM

depends on which one you go for and if theres a sale.

I did Ansetry.com as it was on sale for £99 down from £129, its £79 with £20 post

myheritage and 23and me are around the same price, think one of them is £59

Anstry has the best ethnicity % and the largest database, 23andme has a medical heritage thing (what medical conditions you could have ect)

the prices are going down
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Reply #18 - March 16, 2018, 10:05 PM

Quote from: Philowolf on December 03, 2017, 04:59 PM
2. ...my dads mother and his two brothers had eyes that where east asian/south east asian...

Quote from: Philowolf on March 13, 2018, 11:16 AM
iam 76% south Asian 18% east Asian and 5% Melanesia with 1% Polynesia.

Did anyone else in your family take the test? What does your family say about any non Bengali family history?

Quote from: Philowolf on March 13, 2018, 11:16 AM
... with 1% Polynesia

I think that's a bit of a wet dream for many from Sweden (because we grew up with the Pippi Longstocking books...). My own favourite scenario is to find out that I have some Roma in me but I guess if I was any more scandinavian I'd be properly inbred. I'm thinking of taking both the ancestry.com and 23andme tests. I'm pretty much hooked right now to watching people read their DNA tests on youtube.
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Reply #19 - March 16, 2018, 10:39 PM

lol

pippi longstocks is that the red haired girl cartoon? i saw it in sweden on 2004
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Reply #20 - March 27, 2018, 04:00 AM

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My own favourite scenario is to find out that I have some Roma in me

Why the fuck would you want to be Romani? Some of the most discriminated against, fucked over people on the planet. Like wanting to be black under Jim Crow laws, if we go to Hungaria or Romania.

`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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Reply #21 - April 04, 2018, 01:36 PM

Quote from: Philowolf on March 16, 2018, 10:39 PM
pippi longstocks is that the red haired girl cartoon? i saw it in sweden on 2004

Correct, but it's a later spin-off and I don't know if they're kosher. Hail Pippi!

Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on March 27, 2018, 04:00 AM
Why the fuck would you want to be Romani? Some of the most discriminated against, fucked over people on the planet. Like wanting to be black under Jim Crow laws, if we go to Hungaria or Romania.

Well, I don't have any real wish for any one specific ancestry but my mother did some research into her family history and found a possible clue in that direction and I just got used to the thought. This would have been some 150+ years ago or so. I think in this case testing her DNA would be the fastest way to find out. We're supposed to have some Polish roots in her family too. Anyway, my narcissism is of a magnitude that I would need to find my family tree carved into a mammoth tusk dug out from a Viking grave in order to be really satisfied.
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Reply #22 - April 04, 2018, 04:18 PM

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Correct, but it's a later spin-off and I don't know if they're kosher. Hail Pippi!
Well, I don't have any real wish for any one specific ancestry but my mother......................

Don't worry dagon .. you and all other folks in this folder and in this forum are closely related to chimpanzees ., And all these guys who are NOT Muslims and write in to the forum are worse ...Allah says "96 % of their DNA matches Chimps ... "

............and Allah knows the BEASTS... the Ex-Ms

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Reply #23 - April 05, 2018, 01:43 PM

i would love to check my dna ancestry just curious
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Reply #24 - April 20, 2018, 02:37 AM

Quote from: dagon on April 04, 2018, 01:36 PM
Correct, but it's a later spin-off and I don't know if they're kosher. Hail Pippi!
Well, I don't have any real wish for any one specific ancestry but my mother did some research into her family history and found a possible clue in that direction and I just got used to the thought. This would have been some 150+ years ago or so. I think in this case testing her DNA would be the fastest way to find out. We're supposed to have some Polish roots in her family too. Anyway, my narcissism is of a magnitude that I would need to find my family tree carved into a mammoth tusk dug out from a Viking grave in order to be really satisfied.

Take pride in being the descended mix of James Dean and Harry Potter?

`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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Reply #25 - May 18, 2018, 07:56 PM

Quote from: yeezevee on March 13, 2018, 08:49 PM

Phil irrespective of your dna you are still a wonderful human being ., it makes no difference to YOU & TO THE REST OF WORLD what part of the world you come and and what is your dna profiles ., But i love cultures and people living in isolated places such as Mongolia....Tibet..Alaska and Arctic/Antarctica .... ViVa.......Villa Las Estrellas

with best wishes
yeezevee

When i uploaded mu results to DNA land it showed in the east asian part i had 2.3% Tubular in me which is a monglo-russian ethnic group lol
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Reply #26 - May 19, 2018, 01:18 AM

Quote from: Philowolf on May 18, 2018, 07:56 PM
....................... DNA land showed in the east asian part i had 2.3% Tubular in me which is a monglo-russian ethnic group lol

Hmm 2.3%? that is already too high ., So let us work on that to get it down a bit dear Philowolf

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Reply #27 - May 19, 2018, 02:10 PM

Quote from: Quod Sum Eris on March 27, 2018, 04:00 AM
Why the fuck would you want to be Romani? Some of the most discriminated against, fucked over people on the planet. Like wanting to be black under Jim Crow laws, if we go to Hungaria or Romania.

`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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Reply #28 - May 01, 2021, 06:06 PM

My mother did the Ancestry DNA test so I went along with it too. The only surprises in there was the Baltic states even though it's just a bit of a hint of it. Prior genealogy work in the family had hinted at Poland. The test doesn't show Neanderthal or Denisovan info or mitochondrial DNA.

Sweden 60%
Noway 36%
England and northwestern Europe 2%
Finland 1%
Baltic states 1%
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