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  • The New Koran
     Reply #30 - July 15, 2017, 04:22 PM


    The Afterlife
    Did i not say that your afterlife is better than dnya in which you won as well?
    And better than Aisha Hafsa and Khadija?
    Bless the believers and let them know of virgins that you are enjoying
    Prepared for the righteous
    And the paradises beyond Firdaus and the glorious Kawthar river
    And the jewels of dunya cannot match
    the beauty of the jewels of afterlife
    and the pleasures of the senses
    the pleasures of the smell
    and beautiful colors beyond your imagination
    and more senses than the base ones that you chase in dunya

    But I thought you said
    Description of Afterlife
    Say afterlife that you seek is a spiritual realm not physical.

    I think they contradict each other pretty well.

    And Patrick --- I don't know if you have ever read something google traslated, if so then you'll know--- it is very rude to present other people google traslated texts. If you can't do Arabic, don't.
  • The New Koran
     Reply #31 - July 15, 2017, 06:46 PM

    Please - arabic is not the language of God and paradise. And you are taking this too seriously.

  • The New Koran
     Reply #32 - July 15, 2017, 06:51 PM

    Quote
    don't know if you have ever read something google traslated


    So God created so many languages then he chooses arabic as his chosen language, and the Prophets of Jews and other races of the world were all arabs and spoke arabic? Islam Culture =/= Arab culture

    I clearly stated that they can edit the text to koranic arabic as they see fit. The arab prophet was clearly uneducated and very barbaric. For example He claimed that God told him to cut off hands of thieves? How is that justifiable? Most of the thieves are poor and they don't deserve this!

  • The New Koran
     Reply #33 - July 15, 2017, 07:26 PM

    ...................... The arab prophet was clearly uneducated and very barbaric. For example He claimed that God told him to cut off hands of thieves?................

    rubbish  prophet Patrick  rubbish., there was NO  arab Prophet .,there was NO uneducated barbaric  Arab Prophet., 

    rascals wrote silly stories  in the name Arab prophet   and criminal characters carried criminal activities in the name for an imaginary arab character named that cartoon character as Muhammad(PBUH) ., in 20t/21st century rogues preach nonsense for loot and booty in the name of that arab prophet and fools follows foolish stories of Islam ...

    It is same as what you are doing Patrick..  ..write  silly stories in the name of faith ...  but you are a smart guy ., you seem to  write stories for all faiths ...for all religions and for all faith heads ..

    Do not let silence become your legacy  
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • The New Koran
     Reply #34 - July 15, 2017, 11:31 PM

    I guess that is quite plausible.

  • The New Koran
     Reply #35 - July 17, 2017, 12:31 AM

    Please - arabic is not the language of God and paradise. And you are taking this too seriously.




    Exactly. Why are you asking anyone to take this seriously? You aren't even bothered enough to learn the religion before you "rewrite" it. It's a bit insulting, really.

    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • The New Koran
     Reply #36 - July 17, 2017, 06:01 AM

    Thanks for playing.
  • The New Koran
     Reply #37 - July 17, 2017, 06:13 AM

    A few episodes ago on the Jinn and Tonic Show there was a muslim caller named Ahmed who insisted "beat your wife" meant beat it in the Micheal Jackson sense, as per the silly bugger in the video.. I'd heard of such creatures, but this was the first time I encountered one. The New Koran. Cheesy

    Should start at 2:02:43

    https://youtu.be/cTHbdYMCl70?t=7363

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • The New Koran
     Reply #38 - July 17, 2017, 09:11 AM

    I guess someone should answer your question. The link you asked for. Though many of them are sarcastic, not revealed like yours.





    They are all non-serious. My revealed verses are serious.
  • The New Koran
     Reply #39 - July 17, 2017, 10:29 AM

    Pshht. You'll see which verses are serious when the SWT forces you to wear a dunce cap for your denial...


    "God will say, "O Jesus, son of Mary, did you say to the people, 'Make me and my mother gods beside God?" Qur'an 5:116

    "I told them clearly that I am a man...and that they should never make a mistake in assuming or pretending that the human being is emanated from a deity." - Haile Selassie
  • The New Koran
     Reply #40 - July 18, 2017, 04:05 PM

  • The New Koran
     Reply #41 - July 18, 2017, 04:06 PM

    But I thought you saidI think they contradict each other pretty well.

    And Patrick --- I don't know if you have ever read something google traslated, if so then you'll know--- it is very rude to present other people google traslated texts. If you can't do Arabic, don't.



    In Spiritual world - like dreams - all we experience feels physical.
  • The New Koran
     Reply #42 - July 18, 2017, 04:07 PM




    Said like a true Muslim
  • The New Koran
     Reply #43 - July 18, 2017, 04:55 PM

    A few episodes ago on the Jinn and Tonic Show there was a muslim caller named Ahmed who insisted "beat your wife" meant beat it in the Micheal Jackson sense, as per the silly bugger in the video.. I'd heard of such creatures, but this was the first time I encountered one. The New Koran. Cheesy

    Should start at 2:02:43

    https://youtu.be/cTHbdYMCl70?t=7363


    That verse mentions nothing about background dancers!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdxUFDoQe0
  • The New Koran
     Reply #44 - July 18, 2017, 06:32 PM


    Said like a true Muslim


    And so what? My Neo-Islam is a better version of outdated Old Islam
  • The New Koran
     Reply #45 - July 18, 2017, 06:34 PM

    And so what? My Neo-Islam is a better version of outdated Old Islam


    Again said like a true muslim........Patrick with this level of zeal you may just get New Islam up and running
  • The New Koran
     Reply #46 - July 19, 2017, 08:31 AM

    I am working on other stuff
  • The New Koran
     Reply #47 - July 19, 2017, 11:15 AM

    And so what? My Neo-Islam is a better version of outdated Old Islam

    we will talk about which is good which is bad when you have a  billion followers dear Patrick (PBUH)., you know what PBUH stands for   don't you?

    But I can tell you this  YOU HAVE NOT READ QURAN  .. please read it

    I am working on other stuff


     well...errr... your work/stuff..whatever .,  so far  it created only  some internet Junk dear Patrick prophet PBUH

    Do not let silence become your legacy  
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • The New Koran
     Reply #48 - September 22, 2017, 06:07 PM

     سورة الملائكة هي امتياز
     
    سورة الملائكة هي امتياز
     

    أعوذ بالله من الشيطان الرجيم
    بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
     

    كيف يكون من الإنصاف أن الملائكة محصنة من معاناة الجحيم، وأنها قريبة من الله، وتكريم واحترام، ودائما عبادة الله، وأبدا لا الخطيئة، وكائنات مثالية. في شارب التباين، فإن معظم البشر والشياطين حرق في الجحيم لجميع الأبدية. كيف يكون هذا المعرض؟ وعلاوة على ذلك، فإن معظم الملائكة هي الكائنات الجميلة الذين لديهم إمكانية الوصول إلى الجنة، وأنها تسيطر على الجحيم، ومدراء للعديد من العوالم خلق الله. ربما تكون موجودة لجميع الأبد، وإلى الأبد آمنة من آلام الجحيم. حتى أنهم لا يعانون مثل طريقة البشر والشياطين والحيوانات والنباتات والحشرات والبكتيريا وغيرها من إبداعات الله القيام به، في هذا العالم وأيضا في الجحيم العوالم؟

    كنت تفضل أن تكون ملاك من الإنسان أو شيطان الذي لديه فرصة 50 في المئة من حرق في الجحيم.

    كنت قررت أن تكون إنسانية. قررت أن تكون جسديا. كنت ترغب في التمتع ملذات العالم المادي. كنت أرواحا وملائكة، ولكنك قررت أن تأتي إلى هذا العالم. عندما تموت، سوف تصبح إما روح ملائكة أو شيطان، مصاص دماء، جين، من الجحيم والعوالم أونغودلي أخرى
     
    صدق الله العظيم
     
     
    Angels are privileged
     

    I seek refuge with Allah from the accursed Satan
    In the name of of Allah the Merciful

    How is it fair that angels are immune from the sufferings of hell, and they are close to God, and are honored and respected, and are always worshiping God, and never do they sin, and are perfect beings. In Sharp Contrast, most of the humans and demons will burn in hell for all eternity. How is that fair? Furthermore, most angels are beautiful beings who have access to paradise, and they control hell, and are administrators of the many worlds God has created. They probably exist for all eternity, and forever safe from the pains of hell. They don't even suffer like the way humans, demons, animals, plants, insects, bacteria and other creations of God do, in this world and also in hell realms?

    You would rather be an angel than a human or a demon who has 50 percent chance of burning in hell.

    You decided to be human. You decided to be physical. You wanted to enjoy the pleasures of the physical world. You were spirits, angels, but you decided to come into this world. When you die, you will either become an angelic spirit or a demonm, a vampire, djinn, from hell and other ungodly realms.


    Allah says the Truth
  • The New Koran
     Reply #49 - September 22, 2017, 06:07 PM

     سورة كن

     

    أعوذ بالله من الشيطان الرجيم
     
    بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم


    كن
     لأنني ربك
    كن
    أنا خلق لك
    كن
    لربك هو الأكثر كريمة
    الرحمن الرحيم
    كن
    أنا أنا أنا
    كن،
    أنا قوية
    سواء كنت تعبدني أم لا
    لا يهم
    أنا إله الآلهة
    لذلك كن
    عبادة لي وأنا وحده

    لأنني خلاصك الوحيد
    كن
    فإنك لن تنحني قبل أي آلهة أخرى
    كن
    لأنني إلهيك أكثر كريمة
    كنت خلقي
    كن
    لأنني إله أمك وأبيك
    كن
    لأنني خالق المبدعين
    كن
    ليس هناك أي شيء آخر غيري
    كن
    أنا الوحيد الذي موجود
    كن
    لأنك مجرد أفكاري،
    كن

    لأنني رب الكعبة
    كن

    لأنني رب القدس

    كن
    لأنني رب يسوع ابنه المفترض

    كن

    لأنهم جميعا يعبدونني، لا شيء آخر هو أكثر كرام من الرجل

    كن

    ينتظر الآخرة،
    كن
    الجنة او النار؟ انت صاحب القرار
    كن

    ملائكي من أي وقت مضى سراقب،
    إنهم لا يهملون واجباتهم، ولا يتوقفون أبدا عن عبادتي
    كن

    اثنان منهم يكتب كل عملك السيئ والسيئ،
    كن
    يتم تسجيل كل ما تفعله،
    كن
    بالنسبة لي سوستينور الخاص بك
    كن
    لحكم يوم سيحدث بالتأكيد،
    كن
    أنا لا أرغب في أن تكون معروفة
    أنت فقط بريكيبتس من رحمتي
    كن
    الجنة ليست للكافرين
    كن
    لأن كفري سوف تعاني من أي وقت مضى
    كن
    لا يوجد شيء مثلي
    كن
    لأنني سوف رفع الموتى، حتى لو عظامهم رماد متناثرة
    كن
    أنا، يا إلهي، أنا الوحيد الذي من أي وقت مضى يهم

     
    صدق الله العظيم







    I seek refuge with Allah from the accursed Satan
     
    In the name of of Allah the Merciful 


    Be,

    for i am your Lord

    Be,

    for i created you.

    Be,

    for thy Lord is most Gracious

    Most merciful

    Be,

    For I Am That I Am

    Be,

    for i am the all powerful

    Whether you worship me or not,

    It does not matter,

    For i am The God of Gods

    So Be,

    Worship me and me alone,

    for i am your only salvation

    Be,

    you shall not bow down before any other gods

    Be,

    For i am thy God Most Gracious,

    You are my creation,

    Be,

    For i am the God of your mother and father

    Be,

    For i am the Creator of Creators,

    Be,

    There is no else other than me,

    Be,

    For i am the only one who exists,

    Be,

    For you are my mere thoughts,

    Be,

    For i am the Lord of Kaaba,

    Be,

    For i am the Lord of Jerusalem,

    Be,

    For i am the Lord of Jesus my supposed son,

    Be,

    For they all worship me, no other being is more ungrateful than man.

    Be,

    Your hereafter awaits,

    Be,

    Heaven or hell? you decide!

    Be,

    My Angels are ever watchful,

    They do not neglect their duties, nor do they ever stop my worship

    Be,

    Two of them write your every good and bad deeds,

    Be,

    Everything you do is being recorded,

    Be,

    For I am your Sustainer
     
    Be,

    For Judgment Day will surely occur,

    Be,

    I do not desired to be known,

    you are just precepts of my mercy

    Be,

    Paradise is not for the disbelievers,

    Be,

    For my disbelievers will ever suffer,

    Be,

    There is nothing like me.

    Be,

    For i will raise the dead, even if their bones are ashes scattered

    Be,

    For I, Thy God, Am the only one that ever mattered
    Allah says the Truth
  • The New Koran
     Reply #50 - September 22, 2017, 06:08 PM

     
    سورة ربك
     
    يسألونك عن لي

    قل يا محمد

    قل أنا ربوكال على

    قل انا ربيع الحكيم

    قل آنا أولن أولين

    قل انا ربل الامين

    قل أنا الحق

    قل ليس هناك شيء مثلي

    قل بالنسبة لي وسوف يكون إلى الأبد

    قل إلهك من أي وقت مضى الحاضر

    قل السماء والجحيم أمامه

    قل هذا العالم الحق في الوسط

    قل العديد من العوائق حاجز في المنتصف

    قل الأبعاد اللانهائية

    قل العالمين اللانهائية

    قل التماس وسوف تجد

    قل حياتك ليست عديمة الفائدة

    قل كل روح تتجه إلى وجهتها النهائية

    قل بعضها توجه نحو النعيم الأبدي

    قل بعضهم إلى الأبد في الجحيم

    قل أكثر ما تحتاج إلى أن تسأل؟

    هذا هو في الواقع الوحي من أعظم


    The Lord's Chapter


    They ask you concerning me.

    Ql Ya Muhammad

    Ql Ana Rabbukal Ala

    Ql Ana Rabbi Al Hakeem

    Ql Ana Awln Awleen

    Ql Ana Rbbl Alameen

    Ql Ana Al Haqq

    Ql There is nothing like me

    Ql For I am and will forever be

    Ql Your God is Ever Present

    Ql Heaven and Hell in front of him

    Ql This World right in the middle

    Ql Many barrier worlds inbetween

    Ql Dimensions Infinite

    Ql Worlds Infinite

    Ql Seek and you shall find

    Ql Your life is not pointless

    Ql Every soul is headed to its final destination

    Ql Some of them headed towards eternal bliss

    Ql Some of them forever in hell

    Ql what more do you need to ask?

    This is indeed a revelation from the Most High
  • The New Koran
     Reply #51 - September 22, 2017, 06:09 PM

    https://thenewkoran.blogspot.fr/
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