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 Topic: The New Koran

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  • The New Koran
     Reply #30 - July 15, 2017, 04:22 PM


    The Afterlife
    Did i not say that your afterlife is better than dnya in which you won as well?
    And better than Aisha Hafsa and Khadija?
    Bless the believers and let them know of virgins that you are enjoying
    Prepared for the righteous
    And the paradises beyond Firdaus and the glorious Kawthar river
    And the jewels of dunya cannot match
    the beauty of the jewels of afterlife
    and the pleasures of the senses
    the pleasures of the smell
    and beautiful colors beyond your imagination
    and more senses than the base ones that you chase in dunya

    But I thought you said
    Description of Afterlife
    Say afterlife that you seek is a spiritual realm not physical.

    I think they contradict each other pretty well.

    And Patrick --- I don't know if you have ever read something google traslated, if so then you'll know--- it is very rude to present other people google traslated texts. If you can't do Arabic, don't.
  • The New Koran
     Reply #31 - July 15, 2017, 06:46 PM

    Please - arabic is not the language of God and paradise. And you are taking this too seriously.

  • The New Koran
     Reply #32 - July 15, 2017, 06:51 PM

    Quote
    don't know if you have ever read something google traslated


    So God created so many languages then he chooses arabic as his chosen language, and the Prophets of Jews and other races of the world were all arabs and spoke arabic? Islam Culture =/= Arab culture

    I clearly stated that they can edit the text to koranic arabic as they see fit. The arab prophet was clearly uneducated and very barbaric. For example He claimed that God told him to cut off hands of thieves? How is that justifiable? Most of the thieves are poor and they don't deserve this!

  • The New Koran
     Reply #33 - July 15, 2017, 07:26 PM

    ...................... The arab prophet was clearly uneducated and very barbaric. For example He claimed that God told him to cut off hands of thieves?................

    rubbish  prophet Patrick  rubbish., there was NO  arab Prophet .,there was NO uneducated barbaric  Arab Prophet., 

    rascals wrote silly stories  in the name Arab prophet   and criminal characters carried criminal activities in the name for an imaginary arab character named that cartoon character as Muhammad(PBUH) ., in 20t/21st century rogues preach nonsense for loot and booty in the name of that arab prophet and fools follows foolish stories of Islam ...

    It is same as what you are doing Patrick..  ..write  silly stories in the name of faith ...  but you are a smart guy ., you seem to  write stories for all faiths ...for all religions and for all faith heads ..

    Do not let silence become your legacy  
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • The New Koran
     Reply #34 - July 15, 2017, 11:31 PM

    I guess that is quite plausible.

  • The New Koran
     Reply #35 - July 17, 2017, 12:31 AM

    Please - arabic is not the language of God and paradise. And you are taking this too seriously.




    Exactly. Why are you asking anyone to take this seriously? You aren't even bothered enough to learn the religion before you "rewrite" it. It's a bit insulting, really.

    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • The New Koran
     Reply #36 - July 17, 2017, 06:01 AM

    Thanks for playing.
  • The New Koran
     Reply #37 - July 17, 2017, 06:13 AM

    A few episodes ago on the Jinn and Tonic Show there was a muslim caller named Ahmed who insisted "beat your wife" meant beat it in the Micheal Jackson sense, as per the silly bugger in the video.. I'd heard of such creatures, but this was the first time I encountered one. The New Koran. Cheesy

    Should start at 2:02:43

    https://youtu.be/cTHbdYMCl70?t=7363

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • The New Koran
     Reply #38 - July 17, 2017, 09:11 AM

    I guess someone should answer your question. The link you asked for. Though many of them are sarcastic, not revealed like yours.





    They are all non-serious. My revealed verses are serious.
  • The New Koran
     Reply #39 - July 17, 2017, 10:29 AM

    Pshht. You'll see which verses are serious when the SWT forces you to wear a dunce cap for your denial...


    "God will say, "O Jesus, son of Mary, did you say to the people, 'Make me and my mother gods beside God?" Qur'an 5:116

    "I told them clearly that I am a man...and that they should never make a mistake in assuming or pretending that the human being is emanated from a deity." - Haile Selassie
  • The New Koran
     Reply #40 - July 18, 2017, 04:05 PM

  • The New Koran
     Reply #41 - July 18, 2017, 04:06 PM

    But I thought you saidI think they contradict each other pretty well.

    And Patrick --- I don't know if you have ever read something google traslated, if so then you'll know--- it is very rude to present other people google traslated texts. If you can't do Arabic, don't.



    In Spiritual world - like dreams - all we experience feels physical.
  • The New Koran
     Reply #42 - July 18, 2017, 04:07 PM




    Said like a true Muslim
  • The New Koran
     Reply #43 - July 18, 2017, 04:55 PM

    A few episodes ago on the Jinn and Tonic Show there was a muslim caller named Ahmed who insisted "beat your wife" meant beat it in the Micheal Jackson sense, as per the silly bugger in the video.. I'd heard of such creatures, but this was the first time I encountered one. The New Koran. Cheesy

    Should start at 2:02:43

    https://youtu.be/cTHbdYMCl70?t=7363


    That verse mentions nothing about background dancers!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdxUFDoQe0
  • The New Koran
     Reply #44 - July 18, 2017, 06:32 PM


    Said like a true Muslim


    And so what? My Neo-Islam is a better version of outdated Old Islam
  • The New Koran
     Reply #45 - July 18, 2017, 06:34 PM

    And so what? My Neo-Islam is a better version of outdated Old Islam


    Again said like a true muslim........Patrick with this level of zeal you may just get New Islam up and running
  • The New Koran
     Reply #46 - July 19, 2017, 08:31 AM

    I am working on other stuff
  • The New Koran
     Reply #47 - July 19, 2017, 11:15 AM

    And so what? My Neo-Islam is a better version of outdated Old Islam

    we will talk about which is good which is bad when you have a  billion followers dear Patrick (PBUH)., you know what PBUH stands for   don't you?

    But I can tell you this  YOU HAVE NOT READ QURAN  .. please read it

    I am working on other stuff


     well...errr... your work/stuff..whatever .,  so far  it created only  some internet Junk dear Patrick prophet PBUH

    Do not let silence become your legacy  
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
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