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  • Islam acronym
     OP - July 15, 2016, 01:50 PM

    Make acronyms from words.  I will start

    HIJAB

    H for hot
    I for itchy
    J for jowls which it gives me
    A for attention it brings which I do not want
    B for barrier to other people

    The unreligion, only one calorie
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #1 - July 15, 2016, 02:21 PM

    Make acronyms from words.  I will start

    HIJAB

    H for hot
    I for itchy
    J for jowls which it gives me
    A for attention it brings which I do not want
    B for barrier to other people

    all  right  that is a good game..

    H for Hot & Naughty
    I for Innocent
    J for Joyful
    A for Adorable
    B for Beautiful

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #2 - July 15, 2016, 07:43 PM

    QURAN

    Q for Quit
    U for Unusual
    R for radical
    A for Activities
    N for Now


    Q for Queers
    U for United
    R for Recommending
    A for Anal
    N for Nightly

    The unreligion, only one calorie
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #3 - July 15, 2016, 08:05 PM

    QURAN

    Q for Quit
    U for Unusual
    R for radical
    A for Activities
    N for Now  

    Q for Quite
    U for  unhappy
    R for ramblings of  
    A for Allah
    N for No reason

    Quote
    Q for Queers
    U for United
    R for Recommending
    A for Anal
    N for Nightly

    What is with you and that word "Anal"?? ... why not A for Allah?

    well allah ..anal whatever  but i will not play your game Bee., again welcome to CEMB  please continue with thoughtful posts

    with best wishes
    yeezevee

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #4 - July 16, 2016, 03:44 PM

    I for Illusion of
    S for Spirituality
    L for Locked in
    A for Anachronistic
    M for Morality

    The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be uncomfortable if you're one of the facts that needs altering
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #5 - July 16, 2016, 04:10 PM

    I for Illusion of
    S for Spirituality
    L for Locked in
    A for Anachronistic
    M for Morality

    Hmm. boy that is good one  envixer...

    Quote
    ISLAM= Illusion of Spirituality Locked in Anachronistic Morality


    Bee started something good here..,   I wonder  about  Words like   "Allah., Quran., Muhammad.,Islam"

    Question about these four words  is.,  were they present before Islam and before the birth of alleged Prophet of Islam Muhammad(PBUH)?

    with best wishes
    yeezevee

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #6 - July 16, 2016, 07:34 PM

    Allah = Absolute Lord of Limited Authenticity and Honour

    Quran = Quotes Unattributed, Randomly Assembled Nonsense

    The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be uncomfortable if you're one of the facts that needs altering
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #7 - July 16, 2016, 07:34 PM

    Cynical? Me?

    Noooooooooooooooo 001_tongue

    The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be uncomfortable if you're one of the facts that needs altering
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #8 - July 16, 2016, 07:49 PM

    I wonder  about  Words like   "Allah., Quran., Muhammad.,Islam"

    Question about these four words  is.,  were they present before Islam and before the birth of alleged Prophet of Islam Muhammad(PBUH)?


    Well, Allah is literally One God, so the words were already there, as was the name Muhammad, which means praiseworthy. Quran means recitation, and Islam means submission, also common words, even among a polytheist society.

    As an aside, looking at names in the Jewish Talmud, like Iyyov / Job / Ayoub, which mean hated / persecuted, and Noah, which means rest / comfort, it seems like most of the names used in the Abrahamic faiths point towards the stories being parables rather than facts. In the case of Iyyov, which parent in their right mind names their kid hated and persecuted? Even Abraham is a possible parable with a name meaning father of many. This leads me to suspect that even Muhammad could have been a created character rather than a single real person)

    The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be uncomfortable if you're one of the facts that needs altering
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #9 - July 16, 2016, 07:56 PM

    Interesting! I didn't know that, envixer!
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #10 - July 16, 2016, 11:10 PM

    HIJAB

    H - Hindering
    I - Intercourse
    J - Just
    A - Accentuates
    B - Buggery
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #11 - July 16, 2016, 11:19 PM

    Allah = Absolute Lord of Limited Authenticity and Honour

    Quran = Quotes Unattributed, Randomly Assembled Nonsense


    These are good.
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #12 - July 16, 2016, 11:32 PM

    Newspaper headline style:
    FARCE: Islam and Qur'an a Hoax

    Muhammad's Intoxicated Hallucination, Revelatory Atmospheric Journey?
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #13 - July 16, 2016, 11:38 PM

    I
    H ave
    S atisfied
    A llah's
    N arcissism
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #14 - July 17, 2016, 12:02 AM

    K nowingly
    I ntriguing
    T ext;
    A bstruse,
    B eguiling
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #15 - July 17, 2016, 12:16 AM

    M uhammad's
    U ncompromising
    S election
    H ate (and)
    A rchaic
    F ormulae
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #16 - July 17, 2016, 06:46 PM

    What if these were real organizations?

    Association of
    Licensed
    Linguists for
    Auditory
    Hallucination Victims


    United
    Menstruation and
    Maternity
    Abolitionists of
    Halal


    The unreligion, only one calorie
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #17 - July 17, 2016, 08:17 PM

    Hiding Identity? Just Avoiding Beatings

    The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be uncomfortable if you're one of the facts that needs altering
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #18 - July 18, 2016, 07:48 AM

    Men,  U  Should  Lightly beat your wives in an Infantilising  Manner.

    As you can see, I really had to struggle to get that one to work. Must try harder next time. Tongue


    I lost myself
    I think I need someone in here?
    I know I'm sane
    But still my daemon calls me
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #19 - July 18, 2016, 10:49 AM

    Men,  U  Should  Lightly beat your wives in an Infantilising  Manner.

    As you can see, I really had to struggle to get that one to work. Must try harder next time. Tongue


    Hmm...  

    Hello desi... KC
    KC=knickers

    lol.....glad to read your OP.... and welcome to the den

    with best wishes
    yeezevee

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #20 - July 18, 2016, 02:57 PM

    Pure
    Unisex
    Radical
    Discrimination
    Against
    Humanity

    The unreligion, only one calorie
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #21 - July 18, 2016, 03:13 PM

    Pure
    Unisex
    Radical
    Discrimination
    Against
    Humanity


    ah Ha!

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #22 - July 18, 2016, 11:43 PM

    I did a bit of a poem...

    Horny repressed men
    Insist women cover to stop being
    Jeered at because
    Always the
    Blame lies with the woman

    Both women dressed or
    Undressed deserve
    Respect
    Question yourself for you are the one
    At fault

    Never is a woman's attire an
    Invitation for you
    Question yourself for only you
    Are responsible for your actions
    Blame yourself
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #23 - July 19, 2016, 11:43 AM

    Just
    Is
    Hate
    And
    Destruction

    Hopefully jihad with yourself is not. 

    The unreligion, only one calorie
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #24 - July 19, 2016, 12:27 PM

    I did a bit of a poem...

    Horny repressed men
    Insist women cover to stop being
    Jeered at because
    Always the
    Blame lies with the woman

    Both women dressed or
    Undressed deserve
    Respect
    Question yourself for you are the one
    At fault

    Never is a woman's attire an
    Invitation for you
    Question yourself for only you
    Are responsible for your actions
    Blame yourself

     Afro
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #25 - July 19, 2016, 12:42 PM

     jesus.....JESUS...jesus.....JESUS....jesus.....JESUS....jesus.....JESUS........

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unhqk-sAtZ4

    you guys are sooooooooo good., you running wild with misogyny in Islam... Some of you are indeed have fantastic linguistic skills., often better than that quran and its Arabic gibberish., Off course Quran is great work as little sonnets, songs and poems of Arab  nomads of that time .  

    So  let us also  try with other faiths and their rituals, books..rules etc.tc.... we got to put these faith stories  of every faith where they belong ...  well don't do that in every folder..but this folder is good to do that

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #26 - July 19, 2016, 01:47 PM

    Starving
    Army (of)
    Worshipping
    Minions
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #27 - July 19, 2016, 02:23 PM

    Starving
    Army (of)
    Worshipping
    Minions

     Hu? ,

    isn't "sawm"  that third pillar of Islam an arabic word?  not an abbreviation  for fasting in Ramadan like   that "SAW"  Sallallahu 'Alaihe wa Sallam  

    well any ways



    Silly Ass Worshipping

    Sexy Ass Worshipping

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmED0U_w8Dg

    Hmm.,Now  I wonder origins of ritual bending in Islamic worship??  where did it come from?  It was no there with Christians and Jews ., that is NOT from their books although Quran is full of their stories ..

    That is a good plot to write a book

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #28 - July 19, 2016, 03:02 PM

    Intricate
    Shamelessly written
    Lame
    Ass
    Mohammed's diary
  • Islam acronym
     Reply #29 - July 19, 2016, 03:25 PM

    Intricate System Lacking Actual Mechanisms

    Bloody Useless Regalia Quashes Affability

    Naked Individual Quietly Adumbrates Brazenness

    The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be uncomfortable if you're one of the facts that needs altering
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