Hmm... webbess1 .............. what? you mean divine horse Barak?? you mean this one
well that is all good for his/her male clients but how about women folks
So what is happening in the that neighboring county of that South Africa? I missed
this newsor
this link ... Is this really true?? No UN meeting ? No fight from that OIC??
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Dear Valued Customer,
Buraq Rentals Inc very much regrets that the models you refer to have long since been discontinued. We've decided to concentrate on the classic model as preferred by more than a billion of our customers. It has performed strongly since its debut appearance in 621 and gave the world the saying, "The sky's the limit," when it proved this to be the case. But do not take our word for it. Here's what the customer who had hired that model, Muhammad ibn Abdullah ibn Abdul Muttalib, a fine Meccan gentleman of the merchant class, had to say,
"I wanted Heaven to come to me, but it would not. So I had to go to Heaven. I almost gave up on finding a company that could supply the kind of horse that could meet my requirements. I became depressed and retreated to a cave nearby. Presently, an angel appeared before me and said, 'Read'. It was a joke, right? Everyone knows I can't read. So I ignored it, but the angel insisted I behold the wall. And there, wallahi, was a brochure stuck to the wall. I concentrated very hard and the writing on the brochure was revealed to me. It said, "Hasten thee, oh Muhammad, unto Buraq Rentals Inc. There shalt thou find what thou seekest." It was a joke, right? But I thought I'd check it out anyway.
The buxom lady with the amazing black hair at Buraq Rentals Inc showed me the latest model and, sneaky little thing, claimed that with that buraq 'the sky's the limit'. So I made a crescent moon on the dotted line and left with this shiny new beast. That night, just as I was dozing off to sleep, I noticed a strange light in my stable. I rushed out because Khadija said that if I return that thing with one scratch on it, they'll have my foreskin. Right there, in my stable, an angel was doing something to the buraq that I'd just paid for, that, apparently, gave it pleasure. I'm not sure why I felt jealous, but I mounted the beast and instantly it took off.
Next thing I knew, it stopped for a drink at a fountain in Jerusalem. 'How did that happen?' I asked, but no-one answered. Next thing I knew, a Jewish mod appeared on my right and a Christian mob appeared on my left and both mobs bore the countenance of people in the mood for cutting off heads and they were all looking at me. 'Get me outta here!' I ordered the buraq. 'Whereto, Master?' asked the buraq. 'As far as the eye can see!' I shouted.
Next thing I knew, I was whizzing past Jesus and Moses and Noah and a whole lot of other really freakish-looking dudes and only when a seriously massive big toe barred our way did the buraq stop. Then a voice in my head said, 'Wherefore doth thou intrude upon the toe of Allah?' Believe me, I high-tailed it out of there so fast, I mean, the desert is full of stories about what that guy can do to you. But that buraq saved me. In a flash I was back in my bed and the buraq made its own way to the stable (the feature that really hooked me). I swear if I had a Qur'an I'd swear on it: this really did happen."
So there you have it, valued customer, the exact words of Muhammad as spoken to us without a single letter altered. Since then it's been confirmed time and time again that if you want to reach for the sky, there's only one place to reach out to. It's Buraq Rentals Inc.
BURAQ RENTALS INC for all your celestial travel requirements. Call us now on +966 12 716 007 or visit our website at
www.burqrentalsinc.sa or better still, call in at our air conditioned offices at The Kaaba, Mecca, Saudi Arabia, and enjoy a glass of our very own spiritually-uplifting mineral water, sourced right here on the premises, and cheerily served to you by the buxom lady with the amazing black hair.
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