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 Topic: FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

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  • FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
     OP - February 09, 2015, 04:31 PM
     FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
    by PAM AYRES


    The missus bought a Paperback,
    down Shepton Mallet way,
    I had a look inside her bag;...
    T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
    Well I just left her to it,
    And at ten I went to bed.
    An hour later she appeared;
    The sight filled me with dread.
    In her left hand she held a rope;
    And in her right a whip!
    She threw them down upon the floor,
    And then began to strip.
    Well fifty years or so ago;
    I might have had a peek;
    But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
    She's eighty four next week!!
    Watching Mabel bump and grind;
    Could not have been much grimmer.
    And things then went from bad to worse;
    She toppled off her Zimmer!
    She struggled back upon her feet;
    A couple minutes later;
    She put her teeth back in and said
    "I am a dominator!!"
    Now if you knew our Mabel,
    You'd see just why I spluttered,
    I'd spent two months in traction
    For the last complaint I'd uttered.
    She stood there nude and naked
    Bent forward just a bit
    I went to hold her, sensual like
    and stood on her left tit!
    Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
    My God what had I done!
    She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
    "Step on the other one!!"
    Well readers, I can tell no more;
    Of what occurred that day.
    Suffice to say my jet black hair,
    Turned fifty shades of grey!!

     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    "The greatest general is not the one who can take the most cities or spill the most blood. The greatest general is the one who can take Heaven and Earth without waging the battle." ~ Sun Tzu

  • FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
     Reply #1 - February 10, 2015, 03:02 PM
     Cheesy Cheesy
  • FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
     Reply #2 - February 10, 2015, 05:11 PM
    This is more softer shades of grey, but I think the muslim aunties in South africa are expanding their horizons, read this blog from a muslim writer, I might have been slightly aroused

    https://iwilltellyoueverything.wordpress.com/

    Enjoy ladies
  • FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
     Reply #3 - February 10, 2015, 07:01 PM
    LOL - WHAT is it about Muslimah and that book, even sold in some of dem more 'Mussie' countries or so I've seen. Roll Eyes
  • FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
     Reply #4 - February 28, 2015, 05:03 PM
    Quote from: Doubting Tomas on February 10, 2015, 07:01 PM
    LOL - WHAT is it about Muslimah and that book, even sold in some of dem more 'Mussie' countries or so I've seen. Roll Eyes

    No access to internet porn perhaps?
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