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  • The doctor
     OP - December 11, 2014, 01:40 PM
    I wanted to share an interesting conversation I had with a doctor.

    Anyway, I stared to have a conversation with a doctor about religion and about an afterlife.

    He said that he thinks that feeling hell or heaven is simply not possible because if our brain stops working we simply won't be able to feel joy or pain. "Have you a got an anesthesia before a surgery? You felt anything during surgery? No, because your nerves stopped working. Otherwise you couldn't take the pain. No painkiller could suppress the pain of a surgery. So it just needs a small amount of poison to stop us from feeling pain or joy. Without a working brain, you simply can't feel anything. So there can't be an afterlife"

    "But where do I go when I die?" I asked. "Well, where have you been, before you were born?" he replied.
  • The doctor
     Reply #1 - December 11, 2014, 04:54 PM
    Seems like a smart doc.  Smiley
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 09:05 AM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • The doctor
     Reply #2 - December 11, 2014, 08:35 PM
    Well in some interpretations of the Abrahamic afterlife (especially Islam), you are resurrected and given a body (hopefully not your old decomposed one) on Judgment Day. So Allah/Jesus/whatever reassembles non believers just so he/she/it can torture them forever.
    "I moreover believe that any religion that has anything in it that shocks the mind of a child, cannot be a true system."
    -Thomas Paine
  • The doctor
     Reply #3 - December 12, 2014, 05:16 AM
    Well, with angels, devils and magic you find a solution for everything  Wink
  • The doctor
     Reply #4 - December 12, 2014, 11:31 AM
    What body do you get to be tortured for eternity or to go to heaven with?  What age is it?   What if you had severe disabilities, do you take the polio or ms with you?
    When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.


    A.A. Milne,

    "We cannot slaughter each other out of the human impasse"
  • The doctor
     Reply #5 - December 12, 2014, 01:13 PM
    Apparently you don't take your erectile disfunction with you for the debauchery going down in paradise.

    Perhaps the size of your new penis is determined by your deeds
    "I moreover believe that any religion that has anything in it that shocks the mind of a child, cannot be a true system."
    -Thomas Paine
  • The doctor
     Reply #6 - December 12, 2014, 05:33 PM
    ^So women get bigger boobs, determined by your deed?  Cheesy Cheesy
    Dogs never bite me - just humans. ~ M. Monroe

    Religions seem to cause more grief than good.

    Exmuslim Chat
  • The doctor
     Reply #7 - December 12, 2014, 05:42 PM
    And no matter how big they get they magically stay perky
    "I moreover believe that any religion that has anything in it that shocks the mind of a child, cannot be a true system."
    -Thomas Paine
  • The doctor
     Reply #8 - December 12, 2014, 05:46 PM
    Nice, then I dont need to buy bras all the time  dance and i can do sports without bouncy breasts Shocked
    Dogs never bite me - just humans. ~ M. Monroe

    Religions seem to cause more grief than good.

    Exmuslim Chat
  • The doctor
     Reply #9 - December 12, 2014, 05:59 PM
    ^ This is why Allah is so wise. He foresees these things in advance (but he forgot to make it so girls could work out comfortably the first time).
    "I moreover believe that any religion that has anything in it that shocks the mind of a child, cannot be a true system."
    -Thomas Paine
  • The doctor
     Reply #10 - December 13, 2014, 02:18 PM
    Quote from: asbie on December 11, 2014, 04:54 PM
    Seems like a smart doc.  Smiley


    Is this really the state we've got to with religion that we have to praise doctors for being 'smart'?
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • The doctor
     Reply #11 - December 13, 2014, 05:50 PM
    Some docs be dumb though.  Cheesy
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 09:05 AM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • The doctor
     Reply #12 - December 14, 2014, 05:09 PM
    Did he manage to make you better tho? I think that is important too :p
    Dogs never bite me - just humans. ~ M. Monroe

    Religions seem to cause more grief than good.

    Exmuslim Chat
  • The doctor
     Reply #13 - December 18, 2014, 08:57 AM
    Yes, he did  Wink
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