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  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #30 - November 20, 2014, 04:58 PM
    Bunnyism.  bunny
    ✿ Bad news is: ✿
    You cannot make people like, love, understand, validate,
    accept, or be nice to you. You can't control them either.
    ✿ Good news is: ✿
    It doesn't matter.
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #31 - November 20, 2014, 05:15 PM
    In Bunnyism, are women allowed to show their 'hare'?  Roll Eyes
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #32 - November 20, 2014, 05:20 PM
     Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy

    Yes, yes, yes! bunny
    ✿ Bad news is: ✿
    You cannot make people like, love, understand, validate,
    accept, or be nice to you. You can't control them either.
    ✿ Good news is: ✿
    It doesn't matter.
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #33 - November 20, 2014, 05:22 PM
    Any way of life that was tolerant to open-mindedness and free-thinking.
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #34 - November 20, 2014, 05:33 PM
    Quote from: Ri on November 20, 2014, 05:20 PM
    Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy

    Yes, yes, yes! bunny


    Then of course there was the famous Bunnyism counter-apologetics debater Christopher 'Hutch'-ens.  Roll Eyes lipsrsealed
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #35 - November 20, 2014, 05:36 PM
    Quote from: Ri on November 20, 2014, 04:58 PM
    Bunnyism.  bunny


    If we believe in Bunnyism, will the Bunny 'lettuce' into heaven??  banghead

    ...or is that a 'straw' man argument?  grin12
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #36 - November 20, 2014, 05:46 PM
    .......^^ ......I'll get my coat......... Embarrassed
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #37 - November 20, 2014, 06:00 PM
    Thanks for the laughs, I sure needed them.   bunny
    ✿ Bad news is: ✿
    You cannot make people like, love, understand, validate,
    accept, or be nice to you. You can't control them either.
    ✿ Good news is: ✿
    It doesn't matter.
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #38 - November 20, 2014, 06:24 PM
    Hehe, no probs Ri, always a pleasure to make someone smile. I know I laid on the cheese big time.
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #39 - November 20, 2014, 06:25 PM
    Quote from: Ri on November 20, 2014, 06:00 PM
    Thanks for the laughs, I sure needed them.   bunny


    Does Bunnyism use the 'carrot and stick' approach like other religions?
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #40 - November 20, 2014, 06:28 PM
    In Bunnyism, do you get many Bible-'Thumpers'?

    ....ooh dear.... really scraping the barrel now....sorry......
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #41 - November 20, 2014, 06:29 PM
     Cheesy  dance  Cheesy
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #42 - November 20, 2014, 06:33 PM
    Actually, looks like Bunnyism has its own sacred text.......

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/When-God-Rabbit-Sarah-Winman/dp/0755379306
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #43 - November 20, 2014, 06:35 PM
    I think it's time to hop away now.  bunny
    ✿ Bad news is: ✿
    You cannot make people like, love, understand, validate,
    accept, or be nice to you. You can't control them either.
    ✿ Good news is: ✿
    It doesn't matter.
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #44 - November 20, 2014, 06:36 PM
    I am willing to be convinced of the truth of Bunnyism.... I'm all ears!

    (.......ok I am running out of steam now.........)
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #45 - November 20, 2014, 06:38 PM
    I need to 'buck' my ideas up......

    "DOE!!!" 015
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #46 - November 20, 2014, 06:39 PM
    What do you call a bloke with a rabbit up his arse?

    Warren!!
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #47 - November 20, 2014, 06:40 PM
    Adey5
    Ex-Bunny
    ✿ Bad news is: ✿
    You cannot make people like, love, understand, validate,
    accept, or be nice to you. You can't control them either.
    ✿ Good news is: ✿
    It doesn't matter.
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #48 - November 20, 2014, 06:43 PM
    This all YOUR fault Ri!!!!

    You got me started.
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #49 - November 20, 2014, 06:46 PM
    I was just showing my love toward bunnies.  Cry
    ✿ Bad news is: ✿
    You cannot make people like, love, understand, validate,
    accept, or be nice to you. You can't control them either.
    ✿ Good news is: ✿
    It doesn't matter.
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #50 - November 20, 2014, 06:52 PM
    Well, sounds like you are fundamentalist.

    Better visit this website

    http://www.mad-about-bunnies.co.uk/
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #51 - November 20, 2014, 06:54 PM
    Quote from: in_november on November 20, 2014, 05:22 PM
    Any way of life that was tolerant to open-mindedness and free-thinking.


    Universal Unitarianism and Quakerism included in that then!
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #52 - November 20, 2014, 06:57 PM
    In Bunnyism what is their position on sex?

    All the time.... I would guess!  Afro
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #53 - November 20, 2014, 06:58 PM
    Quote from: Lilyesque on November 20, 2014, 06:54 PM
    Universal Unitarianism and Quakerism included in that then!


    Agreed, but might as well choose atheism.
    I am better than your god......and so are you.

    "Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #54 - November 20, 2014, 07:10 PM
    Quote from: Adey5 on November 20, 2014, 06:58 PM
    Agreed, but might as well choose atheism.


    True, but it could be nice to have a place to go to to reflect and meet with thinking people.
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #55 - November 20, 2014, 07:19 PM
    Quote from: Adey5 on November 20, 2014, 06:57 PM
    In Bunnyism what is their position on sex?

    All the time.... I would guess!  Afro


    Cheesy
    ✿ Bad news is: ✿
    You cannot make people like, love, understand, validate,
    accept, or be nice to you. You can't control them either.
    ✿ Good news is: ✿
    It doesn't matter.
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #56 - November 21, 2014, 03:28 AM
    Quote from: Adey5 on November 20, 2014, 06:39 PM
    What do you call a bloke with a rabbit up his arse?

    Warren!!

    You got it wrong. Tongue It's better if you say a bloke with ten rabbits up his arse. Gives the more communal feel that is applicable to warrens, y'see. yes

    (this is the way I heard the joke way back when)
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #57 - November 21, 2014, 03:29 AM
    Quote from: Ri on November 20, 2014, 06:46 PM
    I was just showing my love toward bunnies.  Cry

    Bloke got arrested for that in Sydney a few years back. Ended up with a criminal record. No shit. Be careful.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #58 - November 21, 2014, 09:54 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on November 21, 2014, 03:29 AM
    Bloke got arrested for that in Sydney a few years back. Ended up with a criminal record. No shit. Be careful.


    I didn't mean.. that.. kind of love..  Cry Cry
    ✿ Bad news is: ✿
    You cannot make people like, love, understand, validate,
    accept, or be nice to you. You can't control them either.
    ✿ Good news is: ✿
    It doesn't matter.
  • If you could've chosen which religion you were born into what would that be ?
     Reply #59 - November 21, 2014, 10:05 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on November 21, 2014, 03:29 AM
    Bloke got arrested for that in Sydney a few years back. Ended up with a criminal record. No shit. Be careful.

     

    Cheesy
    No free mixing of the sexes is permitted on these forums or via PM or the various chat groups that are operating.

    Women must write modestly and all men must lower their case.

    http://www.ummah.com/forum/showthread.php?425649-Have-some-Hayaa-%28modesty-shame%29-people!
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