I had to read arabic (yuk) thanks to you. But I did it because I like your comments and your stories are cool.
My mistake Peruvian Skies, I said it was found in the tafsir, but it was in Musnad Ahmad. The tafsir contains other juicy bits like when you have sex with houris god will make them virgins again and you can have sex with about 100 a day (thanks to super human strength).
But here is the hadith:
1) Musnad Ahmed Hadith #10511:
"The Messenger of Allah may Allah bless him said that the lowest status of the person in Paradise has seven degrees and he is in the sixth one and above him is the seventh, and he has 300 servants, and every day 300 golden food trays served for him, in each tray a food color other than the other one and its delicious from its beginning till its end , and he says O Lord, if you authorize me to feed and give drinks to the people of Paradise it will not reduce from my food anything, and he has of the wives 72 Hours(Virgins) other than his earthy wives,
and each Hour(Virgin) has a seat (place) of one earth mile."مسند أحمد
قال رسول الله صلى الله عليه وسلم إن أدنى أهل الجنة منزلة إن له لسبع درجات وهو على السادسة وفوقه السابعة وإن له لثلاث مائة خادم ويغدى عليه ويراح كل يوم ثلاث مائة صحفة ولا أعلمه إلا قال من ذهب في كل صحفة لون ليس في الأخرى وإنه ليلذ أوله كما يلذ آخره وإنه ليقول يا رب لو أذنت لي لأطعمت أهل الجنة وسقيتهم لم ينقص مما عندي شيء وإن له من الحور العين لاثنين وسبعين زوجة سوى أزواجه من الدنيا وإن الواحدة منهن ليأخذ مقعدها قدر ميل من الأرض
Musnad Ahmad is quite well recognised but not all Muslims recognise his collection. Anyway you get the picture....
Aww thank you
I've heard about the virgin thing before. Makes me feel sorry for the females, imagine spending all of eternity having your cherry popped again and again! Mo did not think that one through very well.
Also a hadith I read stated the minimum servants we receive is 10,000. Either way it is still terrible. Islam's stance on slavery just shines through.
Heaven doesn't sound particularly fun. I bet everyone's going to be quite pissed off when they arrive and the milk rivers have gone mouldy, they have to walk miles to have sex with houris, the food makes every obese, and the men's wives are constantly nagging them about where they've been all day
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