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  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #30 - June 16, 2008, 07:04 PM
    Would LOVE to stay and chat to you wonderful people but duty calls.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #31 - June 16, 2008, 07:05 PM
    Quote from: Sally on June 16, 2008, 07:04 PM
    The shit is just shit colour, you know, brown.  Parrots can be all kinds of colours, so why would anyone discuss the shit over the parrot?? parrot


    Is it? I swear it was white.

    I was joking bled.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #32 - June 16, 2008, 07:09 PM
    "At 8:47 I do a grenade jump off a ladder."
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #33 - June 16, 2008, 07:18 PM
    I loooooooooove Rammstein! Till Lindemann is HOT!!  cool2 Afro

    discuss!  Afro

    Proof:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB8gVc4xij0&feature=related
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #34 - June 16, 2008, 07:58 PM
    You posted a Hot, now I post a Hilarious:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goxGZ9gM64w
    "At 8:47 I do a grenade jump off a ladder."
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #35 - June 16, 2008, 09:23 PM
    Here's some more hotness for you Dio. You'll love it.  Cheesy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp69rg6Hdlo
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #36 - June 16, 2008, 09:58 PM
    Today I was reading an article about bisexual animals in a science magazine. It was so interesting. Apparently, we're all bisexual and I'm inclined to believe it.
    "Poor human nature, what horrible crimes have been committed in thy name!"
    - Emma Goldman
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #37 - June 16, 2008, 10:00 PM
    Well that'll get the Catholics going. Wait until IHSoter come back, young missy.
    You're in for a lecture.  Cheesy
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #38 - June 16, 2008, 10:02 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on June 16, 2008, 10:00 PM
    Well that'll get the Catholics going. Wait until IHSoter come back, young missy.
    You're in for a lecture.  Cheesy

    lol Why? Is he a hardcore homophobe?
    "Poor human nature, what horrible crimes have been committed in thy name!"
    - Emma Goldman
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #39 - June 16, 2008, 10:04 PM
    Quote from: Iggy on June 16, 2008, 09:58 PM
    Today I was reading an article about bisexual animals in a science magazine. It was so interesting. Apparently, we're all bisexual and I'm inclined to believe it.

    Do you have a link? Phwoar
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #40 - June 16, 2008, 10:05 PM
    Quote from: Iggy on June 16, 2008, 10:02 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on June 16, 2008, 10:00 PM
    Well that'll get the Catholics going. Wait until IHSoter come back, young missy.
    You're in for a lecture.  Cheesy

    lol Why? Is he a hardcore homophobe?

    Absolutely, but not because he's homophobic. God says it's a "gross inchastity"!
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #41 - June 16, 2008, 10:19 PM
    Quote from: Sally on June 16, 2008, 10:04 PM
    Quote from: Iggy on June 16, 2008, 09:58 PM
    Today I was reading an article about bisexual animals in a science magazine. It was so interesting. Apparently, we're all bisexual and I'm inclined to believe it.

    Do you have a link? Phwoar

    Sorry to disappoint but I read it in a magazine and you have to pay for it online.

    http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=bisexual-species


    Girl on girl action is pretty popular in the Animal Kingdom. lol

    Theres a story about these two male penguins that fell for each other and they adopted and raised a little chick. They warmed it and cared for it just like any other couple would. They were together for 6 years until one of them fell for a female penguin and ditched his mate. Their daughter turned out to like girls. Hehehe.

    Theres another story (could be same couple, I don't remember) of a male couple and the zoologists brought in a bunch of females to seduce the males but it didn't work. That's so cute. 
    "Poor human nature, what horrible crimes have been committed in thy name!"
    - Emma Goldman
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #42 - June 16, 2008, 10:25 PM
    Quote from: Sally on June 16, 2008, 10:04 PM
    Quote from: Iggy on June 16, 2008, 09:58 PM
    Today I was reading an article about bisexual animals in a science magazine. It was so interesting. Apparently, we're all bisexual and I'm inclined to believe it.

    Do you have a link? Phwoar

    Try this lot. There's sure to be stacks more in Google.

    http://www.newscientist.com/search.ns?doSearch=true&query=homosexuality+animals
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #43 - June 16, 2008, 10:28 PM
    There was even one recorded case of homosexual necrophilia in mallard ducks.
    From memory that one got an Ignobel Prize for research which should not be repeated.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #44 - June 16, 2008, 10:29 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on June 16, 2008, 10:25 PM
    Quote from: Sally on June 16, 2008, 10:04 PM
    Quote from: Iggy on June 16, 2008, 09:58 PM
    Today I was reading an article about bisexual animals in a science magazine. It was so interesting. Apparently, we're all bisexual and I'm inclined to believe it.

    Do you have a link? Phwoar

    Try this lot. There's sure to be stacks more in Google.

    http://www.newscientist.com/search.ns?doSearch=true&query=homosexuality+animals


    Thanks, that'll keep me busy tomorrow. parrot
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #45 - June 17, 2008, 03:06 PM
    Wow, this thread is boring.

    Anyone adding their off topic crap here?
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #46 - June 17, 2008, 03:08 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 03:06 PM
    Wow, this thread is boring.




    Yeah, needs a bit of venom, I think.
    Ha Ha.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #47 - June 17, 2008, 03:08 PM
    Quote from: Jack Torrance on June 17, 2008, 03:08 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 03:06 PM
    Wow, this thread is boring.




    Yeah, needs a bit of venom, I think.


    What you got in mind?  Afro
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #48 - June 17, 2008, 03:11 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 03:08 PM
    Quote from: Jack Torrance on June 17, 2008, 03:08 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 03:06 PM
    Wow, this thread is boring.




    Yeah, needs a bit of venom, I think.


    What you got in mind?  Afro



    I've put my thinking turban on, pal.
    Ha Ha.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #49 - June 17, 2008, 03:12 PM
    Quote from: Jack Torrance on June 17, 2008, 03:11 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 03:08 PM
    Quote from: Jack Torrance on June 17, 2008, 03:08 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 03:06 PM
    Wow, this thread is boring.




    Yeah, needs a bit of venom, I think.


    What you got in mind?  Afro



    I've put my thinking turban on, pal.

    Is it working?
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #50 - June 17, 2008, 03:19 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 03:12 PM
    Quote from: Jack Torrance on June 17, 2008, 03:11 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 03:08 PM
    Quote from: Jack Torrance on June 17, 2008, 03:08 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 03:06 PM
    Wow, this thread is boring.




    Yeah, needs a bit of venom, I think.


    What you got in mind?  Afro



    I've put my thinking turban on, pal.

    Is it working?


    It's takes a while, watch this space!
    Ha Ha.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #51 - June 17, 2008, 03:25 PM
    Quote from: Jack Torrance on June 17, 2008, 03:19 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 03:12 PM
    Quote from: Jack Torrance on June 17, 2008, 03:11 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 03:08 PM
    Quote from: Jack Torrance on June 17, 2008, 03:08 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 03:06 PM
    Wow, this thread is boring.




    Yeah, needs a bit of venom, I think.


    What you got in mind?  Afro



    I've put my thinking turban on, pal.

    Is it working?


    It's takes a while, watch this space!


    You need the booster button. Try to find it.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #52 - June 17, 2008, 03:42 PM
    Funny shit right here:

    Man: Is there any way for long life?
    Dr: Get married.
    Man: Will it help?
    Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
    ----------------------------------
    Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
    It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
    --------------------------------------------------
    Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
    Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
    --------------------------------------------------
    It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
    It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
    --------------------------------------------------

    It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.
    --------------------------------------------------

    If u r married please ignore this msg,
    for everyone else: Happy Independence Day
    --------------------------------------------------
    Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
    After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
    --------------------------------------------------
    There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
    --------------------------------------------------
    Girlfriends R like chocolates, taste good anytime.
    Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
    Husbands r like leftovers, eaten when there's no choice.
    --------------------------------------------------
    Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
    Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
    --------------------------------------------------
    Q: Why dogs don't marry?
    A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
    --------------------------------------------------
    There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
    --------------------------------------------------
    Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
    --------------------------------------------------
    Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
    A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
    --------------------------------------------------
    Here comes the Ultimate One : )
    Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?

    Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #53 - June 17, 2008, 03:44 PM
    More funny shit

    WIFE FROM HELL

    A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I
    clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'

    The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60,
    perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. '

    Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly
    dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'

    As the o fficer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his
    wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?'

    The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your
    radar detector went off when it did.'

    As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
    detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through
    clenched teeth, 'Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'

    The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing
    your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.'

    The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took
    it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of
    &n bsp; my back pocket.'

    The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have
    your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're
    driving.'

    And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver
    turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'

    The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband
    always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'

    'Only when he's been drinking.'
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #54 - June 17, 2008, 03:50 PM
    Wives have such bad reps. I don't plan on being one. no
    "Poor human nature, what horrible crimes have been committed in thy name!"
    - Emma Goldman
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #55 - June 17, 2008, 03:55 PM
    Quote from: Iggy on June 17, 2008, 03:50 PM
    Wives have such bad reps. I don't plan on being one. no


     Cheesy .. you and M really are a match made in heaven! HE doesn´t want to be a husband!  dance
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #56 - June 17, 2008, 03:55 PM
    Quote from: Iggy on June 17, 2008, 03:50 PM
    Wives have such bad reps. I don't plan on being one. no


    I dont intend on being a husband either.

    Life is better this way.
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #57 - June 17, 2008, 03:56 PM
    Quote from: diotima on June 17, 2008, 03:55 PM
    Quote from: Iggy on June 17, 2008, 03:50 PM
    Wives have such bad reps. I don't plan on being one. no


     Cheesy .. you and M really are a match made in heaven! HE doesn´t want to be a husband!  dance


    I didnt read your post before I replied. lol
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #58 - June 17, 2008, 03:56 PM
    Dio, wanna talk about love and hugging?
  • Re: The Off Topic Thread
     Reply #59 - June 17, 2008, 03:57 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on June 17, 2008, 03:55 PM
    Quote from: Iggy on June 17, 2008, 03:50 PM
    Wives have such bad reps. I don't plan on being one. no


    I dont intend on being a husband either.

    Life is better this way.


    Hopefully, probably, you´ll both change your minds, once you are really grown up, and meet the right person.  Wink
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