http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-steps-to-having-most-badass-funeral-ever/Check it out. It's worth a read.
No hearse! I want to be driven to the crematorium in a Ford Shelby Mustang
If I am buried the epitaph shall read "Regnat in Inferno in sempiternum" (Latin for "He reigns in hell forever")
And for my last will and testament, everything I own is to be divided amongst my sisters.
If my parents are there. I want a physicist to speak my funeral. This is why..
http://i.imgur.com/lxQ9g.jpgSorted