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 Topic: Homage to the Yeez

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  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #120 - May 27, 2015, 04:10 AM

    Oh and Natalie Portman is totally overrated. She referred to her Oscar as an "idol"
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #121 - May 27, 2015, 05:02 AM

    Why did I read all this???


    lol, some ex muslims are literally insane Smiley
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #122 - May 27, 2015, 07:30 AM



    ^ too funny, whenever i watch Adventure time cartoons with my girls, i wonder if perhaps Yeeze made them lol


    I have always wanted to give Yeezevee a cup of tea.


    yeah i love Yeeze too..
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #123 - May 27, 2015, 09:21 AM

    أ لم تروا كيف خلقنا ييزيف ثم أوحينا إليه قولا عجيبا
    فمنكم من يفهم كلامه و منكم من لا يكاد يفقه منه حديثا
    و علمناه من لدنا علم يوتوب و آتيناه إلى كل فيديو سبيلا
    ليبين لكم ما فيها من حكمة و ليهديكم صراطا مستقيما
    يا أيها الذين كفروا لا تسخروا من يزيف وإن تسخروا منه فعسى أن تسخروا من ررجل قد جعلنا فيه خيرا كثيرا
    واتلوا ما أوحينا إليه من آيات متشابهات ومن يفقه قليلا من ما يقول فقد فاز فوزا عظيما


    1. Do you not see how we have created Yeezeeve and inspired him with an odd word?
    2. Lo, of you are those who understand his speech and of you are those who scarcely grasp a word from him.
    3. And we taught him from Us the knowledge of youtube, and we gave unto him a means to every video
    4. So that he may make clear unto you the wisdom that is in it and guide you to a straight way.
    5. Oh ye who have disbelieved!  Mock not Yeezeeve! And if you do mock him, then it may be that you mock a man in whom we have placed much good!
    6. And rehearse that which we have inspired unto him of allegorical signs! And whosoever grasps a little of what he says has indeed achieved a great success!
     


    Pure genius
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #124 - May 27, 2015, 05:02 PM

    Oh and Natalie Portman is totally overrated. She referred to her Oscar as an "idol"

    I told a mate of mine about that. Apparently as she was reading to her young son the story of Abraham, (the story of god telling a man to murder his young son) to her child (who was about the same age as the child god said to murder), she realised she'd been worshipping an acting award as a god...or something.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #125 - May 27, 2015, 05:05 PM

    Pure genius


    JIbreel (AS) thanks you.
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #126 - May 27, 2015, 08:57 PM


    "All Religions are Irrational and All religions have flaws., Anyone who can see flaws in other religions, should easily be able to see flaws in their  own religion.    One can only get that in to their thick skulls provided   if he/she  NOT emotionally attached to his/her own  religion   and is not stupid or a religious bigot  "


     yes

    Thank you QSE..     Good Dance  could be better...

    hmm.. ze..ze..zee


     Grin 001_wub

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #127 - May 27, 2015, 10:51 PM

    Yeah she's pretentious. This is super cute though


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCTcJB5mg_E
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #128 - May 28, 2015, 12:03 AM

    Oh and Natalie Portman is totally overrated. She referred to her Oscar as an "idol"

    Hi  arabgirl., If Oscar is not an Idol.. what is it??



    without doubt that is an Idol... and Over rated specially in recent years..


    Yeah she's pretentious. This is super cute though


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCTcJB5mg_E


     In 1999, she enrolled at Harvard University to study psychology while still working as an actress. She completed a bachelor's degree in 2003

    ....She is good.. smart . often acts dumb  for reasons that many don't want to know......

    "On Benjamin Netanyahu, newly re-elected as prime minister of Israel, the country of her birth: "I'm very much against Netanyahu. Against. I am very, very upset and disappointed that he was re-elected. I find his racist comments horrific. However, I don't — what I want to make sure is, I don't want to use my platform [the wrong way]. I feel like there's some people who become prominent, and then it's out in the foreign press. You know, shit on Israel. I do not. I don't want to do that."..............Neta-Lee Hershlag

    Do not let silence become your legacy  
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #129 - June 01, 2015, 01:18 PM

    Cheesy I like that word   "reaaaallllyyyy ?..    .. but Cornflower   there was NO  Mo and no Stupid  SWT in Islam..,   that is the secret of Islam..  

    Look at those abbreviation SWT..    often in  e-mail I get from brainless believing bums have  some of those abbreviations ... I hate them.. finmad    why can not these idiots use  full words ??  instead of  this nonsense  ......SWT... PBUH  ....SAW....RA.....AS.... ASS  ...SAWS. .........SAUCE..

    well I added those ASS .. SAUCE... just to rhyme...   who knows what  the hell this  PBUH means?   it could as well be  "Poop Be Upon Him"

    Idiots .. these abbreviations becoming worse and worse since this computer geeks age..  


    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #130 - June 01, 2015, 01:23 PM

     Yeezster!....Yeezster!?  yeeZester??   finmad finmad    Oon that let me tell you about this new religion of  Iraq which is older than Islam and older than Christianity that small number of  Iraqi Kurds lighting its lamp again..

    that is the today's news from here

    So dear Jedi.,  it is NOT  Yeezsterism but close  it is  the "zoroastrianism"







    And  Jedi listen to me carefully., That Fire....the fire that started by small number of Iraqi Kurds indeed has the power to burn through the BABOON BRAINS OF IRANIAN REGIME  .. And this ripple effect could  .... could bury that silly Islam of Persians back in to the Arabian  desert.

    well let me read these links..
    http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-23744554
    http://iranpoliticsclub.net/culture-language/mythology1/

    with best wishes
    yeezevee



    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #131 - June 01, 2015, 02:07 PM

    How do you guys actually pronounce “yeezevee?”
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #132 - June 01, 2015, 02:14 PM

    Phonetically. Grin

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #133 - June 01, 2015, 02:19 PM

    Like it's spelt.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #134 - June 01, 2015, 02:26 PM

    So, three syllables all with a long “e?”
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #135 - June 01, 2015, 02:28 PM

    second syllable is short e

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #136 - June 01, 2015, 02:31 PM

    So, “Yee-zeh-vee?” Kinda like “vis-à-vis?”  
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #137 - June 01, 2015, 02:31 PM

    Exactly.  yes

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #138 - June 01, 2015, 02:46 PM

    Mine is more like "Yee-ze-vee". No "h".

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #139 - June 01, 2015, 02:55 PM

    What does Yeezevee mean anyway lol  ?   
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #140 - June 01, 2015, 04:36 PM

    I think I will be dissapointed to meet Yeezy in real life. The legend would be shattered.
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #141 - June 01, 2015, 04:47 PM

    ^I expect he'll turn out to be just another normal middle aged guy working in IT or at least something technical.
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #142 - June 01, 2015, 04:52 PM

    People think similar things of Clark Kent and Peter Parker.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #143 - June 01, 2015, 05:01 PM

    Good point.
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #144 - June 03, 2015, 04:07 AM

    billy has a fan.

    Mujahideen forgive billy ., he doesn't even  know what he is. Forgive him for his uttering.  He didn't even attend  madarssa college.,

    See this see that, he considers himself as "Closet Juice".,

    He is NOT "CLOSET JUICE", he is closest to Juice,
    Drink from him and from his posts, it is a good juice.


    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #145 - June 10, 2015, 01:04 AM

    yap it came out from  one of allah/god's holes.. Not sure which hole..


    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #146 - June 10, 2015, 06:33 AM




    Thanks for that  finmad Now when I read Yeezevee post I hear Ron's voice

    Here he is with his "juice"



    After his "juice"



    Him without his "juice"

  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #147 - June 10, 2015, 09:54 AM

    Ron? John. John Stossel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5q_6ifEYCE

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #148 - June 10, 2015, 03:10 PM



    what the hell.. what is going on here??   finmad  

    mighty_cats puts up some picture ...
    bogart  says Thanks for that  finmad  
    "Now when I read Yeezevee post I hear Ron's voice..".  
    hatoush says lol, some ex muslims are literally insane
    and that curiousarabgirl says Why did I read all this???

    Yes .. why the hell i am reading all this?  why the hell I am writing in to CEMB forum?

    I need answer for that.. Dammit I need fucking answer RIGHT NOW..........  and and that  Zaiba  is missing.. many of her posts used to get filled with words like "Oh my fucking god ".. ...."get the fuck out of my face...."  etc ..etc.. well that desert rose is  missing .., Hope still she is as feisty as she used to be in this forum.. I would certainly love to see a porn movie with this FUCKING GOD. I don't care  either god fucking some one or god getting fucked by someone .,  I want to see the movie., either way I will pay lots of money to watch that..

    Anyways,   So I read  this and that needs response from three characters.. three actors .. As Muslim, as Ex-Muslim, as fucking Zebra and as fucking yeez... yezeve..yeezevee ...whatever.,   that takes bit of time so let me take some time to do that..

    Now this fellow  whom I see down here



    need to clean his fucking nose hair... may be run some tube all the way to his brain and  vacuum shit out of his brain.   Oh well.. Prophets do it.. prophets did it... what is the big deal??

    Do not let silence become your legacy  
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Homage to the Yeez
     Reply #149 - June 10, 2015, 07:30 PM

    ^still wondering what a zebra is lol ? well other than the obvious..   : )
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