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 Topic: Things

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  • Things
     Reply #30 - August 29, 2014, 03:58 PM
    Lol Cornflower, all the time, cutting finger nails, surfing the web on smart phone, CEMB forum etc.  Wink
  • Things
     Reply #31 - August 29, 2014, 04:00 PM
    Some times it's the only place a married man with young kids can get a bit of peace. Smiley
  • Things
     Reply #32 - August 29, 2014, 04:35 PM
    Grin I have a cousin who once watched a movie where a monster came out of the toilet, and like ten years and a kid later she reports that she still tries not to remember that when she's using one.
  • Things
     Reply #33 - August 29, 2014, 04:47 PM
     Grin What movie was that?
    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
  • Things
     Reply #34 - August 29, 2014, 05:02 PM
    I couldn't say. I just remember first hearing about it when being up with her and some other family members in a cabin in Maine. She made her then-boyfriend stand outside the cabin containing the bathroom when she used it because she was afraid of the toilet monster. Cheesy We bring it up now and then, and she swears it was scarier than it sounds.
  • Things
     Reply #35 - August 29, 2014, 07:34 PM
    Shame, anyway back on topic.
    3. How to rule the world.
    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
  • Things
     Reply #36 - August 29, 2014, 07:36 PM
    4. what to eat...
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Things
     Reply #37 - August 29, 2014, 08:04 PM
    5. allah.

    What to do when someone insults you to your face.
  • Things
     Reply #38 - August 29, 2014, 08:06 PM
    BLOWTORCH THEIR FACE!
    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
  • Things
     Reply #39 - August 29, 2014, 08:39 PM
     2. Cry   Cry 
  • Things
     Reply #40 - August 29, 2014, 08:43 PM
    3. (Continue) be(ing) passive aggressive as shit
    أشهد أن لا إله
  • Things
     Reply #41 - August 29, 2014, 08:44 PM
    Slap them the fuck out in their face
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Things
     Reply #42 - August 29, 2014, 09:02 PM
    5. Say, "Are you aware that I am rubber and you are glue, and everything that you say to me bounces off of me and sticks to you?"

    Foods that should never go together.
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Things
     Reply #43 - August 29, 2014, 09:06 PM
    1. Minced meat boiled in sweet chili sauce

    Boy did that "brilliant" idea go terribly wrong...
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Things
     Reply #44 - August 29, 2014, 10:36 PM
    2. Apple Pie Hamburger

    (At an otherwise awesome burger joint, the waitress assured me this was the best burger on their menu. I watched her facial expressions closely to make sure I wasn’t being pranked. It tasted as gross as it sounds. )
  • Things
     Reply #45 - August 29, 2014, 10:59 PM
    Ketchup and Ice cream .... yummmmy
    Late Eid Mubarak, Where's my eidee present ?
  • Things
     Reply #46 - August 29, 2014, 11:00 PM
    3. Fish and chocolate
  • Things
     Reply #47 - August 30, 2014, 02:01 AM
    Quote from: happymurtad on June 16, 2014, 10:26 PM
    A relatively simple game. We start off with a topic of "things." Each person has to give a response that is as funny or original as possible that makes sense under the topic. After 5 responses, the person who adds the 5th response has to make a new topic. So, for example:

    Things you should never say in a job interview:
    1. "What's the name of this company again?"
    2. "You guys have a really hot receptionist."
    3. "What's your organization's policy on heroin use?"
    4. ...
    5. ...


     

    A guy from my highschool actually said this in a job interview.

    " Sorry It's not permissible for me to shake hands with you because your a woman and it's against my religion"
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Things
     Reply #48 - August 30, 2014, 02:04 AM
    4)  Mixing Milk and a Soda drink (pepsi)   

        Sounded like a good idea at the time but it tasted sooo nasty.

     
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Things
     Reply #49 - August 30, 2014, 04:38 AM
    5. Pineapple and Pizza

    Worst ways to propose to someone:
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Things
     Reply #50 - August 30, 2014, 06:03 AM
    letting your family do the proposal for you
    For god and money devils fight
    Religion holds a beast inside

    Racoon
  • Things
     Reply #51 - August 30, 2014, 07:57 AM
    2. Proposing via SMS while traveling to join ISIS.
    Quote from: FreeSoul007 on January 14, 2011, 05:00 AM
    Just look at the sun and the moon, rotating around the earth perfectly! Out of all the never ending space in the universe, the sun and moon ended up close to earth rotating around it perfectly.!!

  • Things
     Reply #52 - August 30, 2014, 08:14 AM
    ^somehow I get the feeling this could be based on real life experience Grin
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Things
     Reply #53 - August 30, 2014, 12:24 PM
    The most romantic proposal in Islamic history.
    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
  • Things
     Reply #54 - August 30, 2014, 02:46 PM
    Proposing while having sex with her sister
    "Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
  • Things
     Reply #55 - August 30, 2014, 03:26 PM
    Via text
  • Things
     Reply #56 - August 30, 2014, 03:30 PM
    my ex said, "So you wanna get married?" IN a hotel corridor the first time we met in person
    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
  • Things
     Reply #57 - August 30, 2014, 03:59 PM
     Grin Risky, but I applaud his bravery... or stupidity.
    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
  • Things
     Reply #58 - August 30, 2014, 11:13 PM
    Say "you remind me of a prostitute I once knew in Slough, Want to get married?


    "
    Late Eid Mubarak, Where's my eidee present ?
  • Things
     Reply #59 - August 31, 2014, 08:24 PM
    "Put your finger in my ring"
    Late Eid Mubarak, Where's my eidee present ?
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