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Theme Changer

 Topic: Things

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  • Things
     OP - June 16, 2014, 10:26 PM
    A relatively simple game. We start off with a topic of "things." Each person has to give a response that is as funny or original as possible that makes sense under the topic. After 5 responses, the person who adds the 5th response has to make a new topic. So, for example:

    Things you should never say in a job interview:
    1. "What's the name of this company again?"
    2. "You guys have a really hot receptionist."
    3. "What's your organization's policy on heroin use?"
    4. ...
    5. ...

    etc. The 5th person to answer has to make a new topic. I'll start with a topic:

    Things you shouldn't do on a plane.
  • Things
     Reply #1 - June 16, 2014, 10:28 PM
    1. Do the harlem shake
  • Things
     Reply #2 - June 16, 2014, 10:41 PM
    2. Decide it would be funny to pretend you're a terrorist. "Allah Akbar motherfuckers!"
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Things
     Reply #3 - June 16, 2014, 10:42 PM
    3. Let your pet birds stretch their wings out a little.
  • Things
     Reply #4 - June 16, 2014, 10:43 PM
    Or rather "allah *burp* akbar!"
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Things
     Reply #5 - June 16, 2014, 10:43 PM
     Wink
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Things
     Reply #6 - June 16, 2014, 11:03 PM
    4. Watch loud porn
    Too fucking busy, and vice versa.
  • Things
     Reply #7 - June 17, 2014, 10:53 PM
    5. Smoke weed, especially if you're the pilot.

    Things you should try at least once while having sex.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Things
     Reply #8 - June 17, 2014, 11:09 PM
    Decide it would be interesting to see her reaction if you call out "Mummy!"
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Things
     Reply #9 - August 28, 2014, 05:06 PM
    Shove a remote control up her...nose.
  • Things
     Reply #10 - August 28, 2014, 06:07 PM
    Bungee jumping
  • Things
     Reply #11 - August 28, 2014, 06:08 PM
    4.Sing a duet.
    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
  • Things
     Reply #12 - August 28, 2014, 08:19 PM
    5. Wave your hand like a Jedi and declare: "I'm not fucking you. I'm not fucking you."

    Best places to be alone.
  • Things
     Reply #13 - August 28, 2014, 08:20 PM
    In a closet.
  • Things
     Reply #14 - August 28, 2014, 08:22 PM
    2. Down by the river
  • Things
     Reply #15 - August 28, 2014, 08:34 PM
    3. Near the River Thames.
    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
  • Things
     Reply #16 - August 28, 2014, 08:49 PM
    4. In a coffin
    "Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
     Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
     Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
     Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God." - Epicurus
  • Things
     Reply #17 - August 28, 2014, 09:06 PM
    5. When making love with the person I love the most, myself  Wink

    Best Chatup lines to use on a Jihadi

    12. Allah created everything in pairs, so why are you still single?

    <cheat note theres a thread on this>
    Late Eid Mubarak, Where's my eidee present ?
  • Things
     Reply #18 - August 28, 2014, 09:28 PM
    2. i just married a jew
    Dogs never bite me - just humans. ~ M. Monroe

    Religions seem to cause more grief than good.

    Exmuslim Chat
  • Things
     Reply #19 - August 28, 2014, 09:32 PM
    3. Mum, Meet my new Wife Kevin
    Late Eid Mubarak, Where's my eidee present ?
  • Things
     Reply #20 - August 29, 2014, 10:21 AM
    4. Hey, baby, I'm like a trouser terrorist: I'll send you straight to heaven!
  • Things
     Reply #21 - August 29, 2014, 10:31 AM
    Quote from: apostate on August 28, 2014, 09:32 PM
    3. Mum, Meet my new Wife Kevin


    Haha!
  • Things
     Reply #22 - August 29, 2014, 12:01 PM
    5. Nice beard brother. As a muslimah, I always wondered how my p**** would look with pubes. 

    Things you shouldn't do while having a family dinner.
    Quote from: FreeSoul007 on January 14, 2011, 05:00 AM
    Just look at the sun and the moon, rotating around the earth perfectly! Out of all the never ending space in the universe, the sun and moon ended up close to earth rotating around it perfectly.!!

  • Things
     Reply #23 - August 29, 2014, 12:36 PM
    1. Sit in silence   
  • Things
     Reply #24 - August 29, 2014, 01:12 PM
    2. Grab a fork and stab your brother
    "Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
  • Things
     Reply #25 - August 29, 2014, 01:15 PM
    Fart and burp
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Things
     Reply #26 - August 29, 2014, 01:23 PM
    4. Recite the Lord's Prayer in Aramaic, claiming it's Islamic.
  • Things
     Reply #27 - August 29, 2014, 03:16 PM
    Bring up the theory evolution as a serious answer to why people have different characteristics.

    Things you shouldn't think about while pooping

    أشهد أن لا إله
  • Things
     Reply #28 - August 29, 2014, 03:43 PM
    1. Your girlfriend or boyfriend.
    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
  • Things
     Reply #29 - August 29, 2014, 03:48 PM
    To even consider multi-tasking, for example brushing your teeth at the same time.
    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
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