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 Poll

  • Question: Which Dawah person would you say gets the "So bad its Funny" award?  (Voting closed: June 21, 2014, 04:18 PM)
  • Hamza Tortoise - 2 (14.3%)
  • Adnan Rashid - 3 (21.4%)
  • Imran Ibn Mansur (Dawah Man) - 9 (64.3%)
  • Nouman Ali Khan - 0 (0%)
  • Total Voters: 14

 Topic: Funniest Dawah Artist

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  • Funniest Dawah Artist
     Reply #60 - June 11, 2014, 08:51 PM

    I'm tempted to record this with tarteel.  Cheesy

    Jibreel had this to say about Dawahman. I thought it was a little harsh, but JB assured me it was completely warranted. I also thought it sounded a little like Surat Ar-Rahman, but JB says that is purely coincidental.

    Surat Dawahman
    1. DawahMaan
    2. He shits in a can
    3. He does not have a plan
    4. His videos should be banned
    5.  He thinks there are miracles in the Qur’an
    7. And he sayeth “Bang Bang” and still thinks he’s so grand
    8. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    9. It is sad to think he’s his own biggest fan
    10. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    11. He doth  peddle his courses like a snake oil sales maaannn
    12. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    13. The kufi he wears is clearly secondhand
    14. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    15. He is as ignorant as an ostrich with his head in the sand
    16. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    17. The logic he doth use is tired and bland
    18. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    19. He degrades Richard Dawkins or at least thinks that he can
    20. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    23. He’s that sleazy grease ball that you really can’t stand
    24. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    25. He’s a certified boob with a mammary gland
    26. So what parts of science and reason can he not understand?
    27. Glory be to the SWT, The original Mac Daddy with the Master Plan









  • Funniest Dawah Artist
     Reply #61 - June 11, 2014, 08:54 PM

    LOL and then you can send it to him asking of he can give some feedback or points about your tajweed Grin

    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Funniest Dawah Artist
     Reply #62 - June 11, 2014, 08:54 PM



    Short version: " finmad Do as I say not as I do, haters! nyanya "

    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Funniest Dawah Artist
     Reply #63 - June 11, 2014, 09:59 PM

    ^

    He JUST posted a video on importance of hijaab two hours ago on his fb page.

    smh 

    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Funniest Dawah Artist
     Reply #64 - June 11, 2014, 10:27 PM

    Dawahman has my vote. The mixture between Islam and his attempts at using pop culture reminds me of older generations attempting to use pop culture when I was young.  "You listen to the rap songs? With the homie Gs and bling bling" -My grandfather. While a young man he is isolated from pop culture due to Islam. How can one relate to Eminem when he has rejected everything about his life in favour of his Islamic worldview.
  • Funniest Dawah Artist
     Reply #65 - June 12, 2014, 04:03 AM



    alas muslim marriage is not that simple anymore.  

    The old pakistani aunties who arrange marriages as a hobby ( alot of those in my family and parents social circle)  now ask for a long resume and CV along with a picture and a document with your family history and the resumes of your dad, siblings and grandfather.

    And this huge package of info is emailed around the community until someone find you a suitable spouse for their daughter/son.




     vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
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