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 Topic: Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.

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  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     OP - May 27, 2014, 12:42 AM
    You guys start.
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #1 - May 27, 2014, 12:49 AM
    You eat prawns? OMG KAFIR!

    You're a shia. Shias aren't muslims.

    Don't listen to folk music and read folk poetry, haram!
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #2 - May 27, 2014, 12:50 AM
    You don't know Yaseen off by heart? Shame on you!
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #3 - May 27, 2014, 12:51 AM
    Anatolians are terrible muslims brother. Look to Pakistan and Saudi Arabia. They are much better exemplars of what we need for our lands.
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #4 - May 27, 2014, 01:44 AM
    Quote from: schizo on May 27, 2014, 12:49 AM
    You eat prawns? OMG KAFIR!





    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #5 - May 27, 2014, 01:45 AM
    " I call ikhtilaf on the matter" lol.
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Re: Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #6 - May 27, 2014, 02:56 AM
    Quote from: schizo on May 27, 2014, 12:49 AM
    You're a shia. Shias aren't muslims.



    Actually that should have been.
    You're a shia. Shias aren't muslims, they are crypto-Jews!
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #7 - May 27, 2014, 04:57 AM
    Akhi you shouldn't watch Game of Thrones. That's propaganda by the Kuffar Jewish New World Order bro. Wallahi we should make dua for the Ummah instead of buying into the West's filth.
    *Posted on Facebook via iPhone*
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #8 - May 27, 2014, 05:00 AM
    Quote from: schizo on May 27, 2014, 12:49 AM
    You're a shia. Shias aren't muslims.


    Yep. Salafis/Wahabbis call Shias 'Rafidis', which is their way of saying that Shias reject "real" Islam (that is, the salafi/wahabbi version).
    "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #9 - May 27, 2014, 01:44 PM
    This is something I hear all the time from others: when are you going to wear hijab?   finmad
    Its really something they always talk about to non hijab wearers -__-'' I hate it when they ask me. I am like: shut up, its non of ur business...
    Dogs never bite me - just humans. ~ M. Monroe

    Religions seem to cause more grief than good.

    Exmuslim Chat
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #10 - May 27, 2014, 01:48 PM
    Keep telling them that Ladybird, until they fucking understand Smiley

    (Courses of action may vary on a country by country basis)
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #11 - May 27, 2014, 01:57 PM
    I dont like to be unpolite. I then say: allah yehdiny XD
    Dogs never bite me - just humans. ~ M. Monroe

    Religions seem to cause more grief than good.

    Exmuslim Chat
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #12 - May 27, 2014, 02:00 PM
    "how many surahs do you know ? " 
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #13 - May 27, 2014, 02:02 PM
    "salaamualikumwaramatullahiwarabakatahoooohhwhatever"   
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #14 - May 27, 2014, 02:07 PM
    The maghrib prayer has been. Did you pray it?

    Lets go to mekka this year Shocked

    Allah will this and Allah will that, really hate it when everything is up to Allah XD
    Dogs never bite me - just humans. ~ M. Monroe

    Religions seem to cause more grief than good.

    Exmuslim Chat
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #15 - May 27, 2014, 02:09 PM
    Me: Hello.

    Pious prick: Brother you are deviating from the true deen, "hello" is a western imperialist construct designed to turn you into a mindless zombie.
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #16 - May 27, 2014, 02:10 PM
    "WAKE UP IT'S FAJR PRAYER !!"    :(
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #17 - May 27, 2014, 02:11 PM
    ^

    my parents: SAY ALSALAMUALIKOM!!!! (almost picking the slippers to throw it at me or my brother haha)
    Dogs never bite me - just humans. ~ M. Monroe

    Religions seem to cause more grief than good.

    Exmuslim Chat
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #18 - May 27, 2014, 02:13 PM
    LOL I can relate to that, my mum would practically cry if I didn't use that phrase.
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #19 - May 27, 2014, 02:14 PM
    Suki: especially when its ramadan -_-
    Dogs never bite me - just humans. ~ M. Monroe

    Religions seem to cause more grief than good.

    Exmuslim Chat
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #20 - May 27, 2014, 02:19 PM
    In Istanbul:

    Turkish waiter: Do you want beer?
    Muslim: No, I'm Muslim.
    Turkish waiter: Subhan'Allah brother, so are we. Would you like some champagne instead?


    I love turks lol.
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #21 - May 27, 2014, 02:32 PM
    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA LOOOOOL

    Here in the netherlands we say: turkish people are dumb XD
    Dogs never bite me - just humans. ~ M. Monroe

    Religions seem to cause more grief than good.

    Exmuslim Chat
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #22 - May 27, 2014, 02:42 PM
    Quote from: ladybird on May 27, 2014, 02:14 PM
    Suki: especially when its ramadan -_-


    lol oh gosh yeah i remember, "wake up its fajr prayer AND its ramadhan, you also got to make 300 samosas for the starving brothers at the mosque" lol    :/   wacko
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #23 - May 27, 2014, 02:48 PM
    Hahahhaaha, i love samosa with cheese Cheesy
    so make me 3000 too Cheesy GL with it Smiley I expect it by tomorrow morning x
    Dogs never bite me - just humans. ~ M. Monroe

    Religions seem to cause more grief than good.

    Exmuslim Chat
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #24 - May 27, 2014, 02:49 PM
    Bored piggy
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #25 - May 27, 2014, 05:35 PM
    "The Quran has been preserved for 1400 years"

    "Mohammed was the first to give women rights in the 7th Century"

    "That's Haram Bro/Sis"

    "Don't buy from (Insert Organisation Here), they support Israel"
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #26 - May 28, 2014, 02:46 PM
    Allah will punish you for this!

    This is Haraam money you will be punished in the dunya akhi!

    This has 0.000005% alcohol in it, it is haraaaaaaaammmmmm
    "Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
  • Re: Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #27 - May 28, 2014, 03:04 PM
    Quote from: Qtian on May 27, 2014, 02:19 PM
    In Istanbul:

    Turkish waiter: Do you want beer?
    Muslim: No, I'm Muslim.
    Turkish waiter: Subhan'Allah brother, so are we. Would you like some champagne instead?


    I love turks lol.


    Türk müsün?
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #28 - May 28, 2014, 03:36 PM
    hayır
    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • Shit Muslims say to other Muslims.
     Reply #29 - May 28, 2014, 04:01 PM
    Haha, Turks really are awesome.

    Turkish girl is smoking.
    Three others and I are eating candy.
    So we offer the Turkish girl some, and she replies with:
    Astaghfirullah, no, it has gelatin in it!

    Other shit Muslims say to Muslims:

    Younger kids amongst each other during Ramadan: Can I see your tongue? ... It's not white, you're not fasting!



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