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  • Would you rather...
     OP - March 08, 2014, 01:38 AM

    I can’t believe this thread doesn’t exist already (or that whoever may have started a similar one missed out on the obviously appropriate thread title).

    Anyway, the game is quite simple. Post two similarly bad options and ask which one the responder would rather do. Whoever answers has to post another set of bad scenarios to choose from. I’ll start.

    Would you rather…  1) Only be able to sleep for 5 hours every 24 hours for the rest of your life or 2) Only be able to take cold showers/baths for the rest of your life?
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #1 - March 08, 2014, 01:49 AM

    2) Only be able to take cold showers/baths for the rest of my life.

    Would you rather:

    1) Lose your right arm and left leg, or

    2) Lose your left arm and right leg

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #2 - March 08, 2014, 01:55 AM

    Definitely left arm, right leg. (I’m right handed and they make pretty good prosthetic legs nowadays.)

    Would you rather only be able to eat 2 meals a day for the rest of your life or never be able to taste any salt in your food for the rest of your life?
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #3 - March 08, 2014, 01:57 AM

    Two meals a day.

    Would you rather:

    1) Be my husband, or

    2) Be my wife

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #4 - March 08, 2014, 02:00 AM

    Depends. Are we using secular law or sharia law?
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #5 - March 08, 2014, 02:02 AM

    Secular law, I'd be your wife so that when   I divorce you I can take half of what you own. The advantages of being the husband in sharia law are pretty obvious.
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #6 - March 08, 2014, 12:17 PM

    So you marry me just to take my treasures? You're a bad wife. And weren't you supposed to ask something, gold digger?

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #7 - March 08, 2014, 01:09 PM

    Would you rather only be able to drink water as a beverage for the rest of your life or only be able to eat cold food for the rest of your life?
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #8 - March 08, 2014, 01:19 PM

    Cold food.

    Would you rather:

    1) Not be able to go out in the day, or

    2) Not be able to go out at night

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #9 - March 08, 2014, 07:52 PM

    Not be able to go out in the day. I don't want to tan or darken. Now my question-

    1. Would you be kicked?
                 
                   OR

    2. Would you be slapped?
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #10 - March 08, 2014, 07:59 PM

    I prefer kicking. Kicking mostly occurs when you are already on the ground, or it happens to you below your center of balance, mostly, and you can absorb it better. When you get slapped hard in the head, it can throw you off balance. Sometimes you worry that you will drop the baby, or fall over onto her, with an unexpected slap.

    Would you rather:

    Make your own bread?

    or
     
    Rely on someone to make it for you?

    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #11 - March 08, 2014, 08:05 PM

    Make my own bread


    Would you rather:

    1-Commit suicide.
    2- Spend 40 years of your life in a prison.
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #12 - March 08, 2014, 08:05 PM

    Not be able to go out in the day. I don't want to tan or darken. Now my question-



    What is it? A desi mindset?
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #13 - March 08, 2014, 08:09 PM

    Talking to you lot always makes me want to go to the middle east or India. With my pale skin you make it sound like women and Bollywood directors would be throwing themselves at me.

    As for the question, depends how old I am when I go in. I'm going to say spend 40 years of my life in prison for sure if I'm 30 or younger. If it was a whole life term and I'd never be free again, I'd choose suicide.

    Would you rather:

    1) The world had no comics, or

    2) The world had no cartoons

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #14 - March 08, 2014, 08:47 PM

    The world had no comics


     Would you rather
    1) Become a Muslim
    2) or Become a Priest /Sister?
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #15 - March 08, 2014, 08:52 PM

    2) Become a Priest (I'm assuming when you said "Sister" you meant nun?).

    Would you rather:

    1) The world had no China, or

    2) The world had no India.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #16 - March 08, 2014, 08:58 PM

    Well, if there was no China there'd be no Bruce Lee. So, sorry India, I still love you though.

    Would you rather be a filthy rich person in a religious dictatorship or a poor person in a secular democracy?
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #17 - March 08, 2014, 09:11 PM

    A filthy rich person in a religious dictatorship. I imagine I'd live better than a filthy rich person in a secular democracy anyway.

    Would you rather have lunch with Glenn Beck or Mitt Romney?

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #18 - March 08, 2014, 09:16 PM

    Can't I just have my lunch in peace?

    Don't let Hitler have the street.
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #19 - March 08, 2014, 09:18 PM

     Cheesy Good answer.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #20 - March 09, 2014, 04:15 AM

    Glenn Beck. At least it would be interesting.

    Would you rather never be able to sing, or never hear anyone else's music?

    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #21 - March 09, 2014, 05:04 AM

    Gosh thats a tough one, the two go hand in hand.. Music and singing thats is.. 
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #22 - March 09, 2014, 10:08 AM

    I would rather never be able to sing, I don't have much of a singing voice either way.

    So here's a boring question, and something that a lot of you experience IRL

    Would you rather live as a "non-practicing Muslim" closet atheist but be able to have relationship with the family, or be able to come out and live the way you want but risking being attacked or persecuted by you family.

    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #23 - March 09, 2014, 01:42 PM

    @Inception- I am a Bangladeshi.

    @QSE- From the comments of women around me, I can tell you we like brown-skinned men and hate the really fair and dark ones Tongue. But it's my dream to marry a Caucasian, preferably who is less fair then me.
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #24 - March 09, 2014, 02:49 PM

    I would rather never be able to sing, I don't have much of a singing voice either way.

    So here's a boring question, and something that a lot of you experience IRL

    Would you rather live as a "non-practicing Muslim" closet atheist but be able to have relationship with the family, or be able to come out and live the way you want but risking being attacked or persecuted by you family
    .


    I did the latter, at a huge, huge cost. But I honestly could not imagine my life any other way.

    Would you rather live in a place with horrible weather but take one dream vacation every year or live in a place with great weather but never be able to take a vacation? (Vacation = holiday for all you British people.)
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #25 - March 09, 2014, 05:30 PM

    I'm sorry about that, I know I read that you had issues with your ex and seeing your kids. I hope you have access to them now.

    I would rather live in a place with great weather and not taking vacation. Every minute your're free, you can take "vacation". Living in northern Europe, taking a 3 month yearly vacation, I would rather have the other way around.

    Would you rather find true love but never have sex, or have as much sex you want but never finding that special love.

    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #26 - March 09, 2014, 05:38 PM

    I'd rather have true love and no sex.

    Would you rather live in a utopian dictatorship or a problem rife democracy?

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #27 - March 09, 2014, 06:06 PM

    Problem–rife democracy — because that’s pretty much what I’m living in now.

    Would you rather be chewed and eaten by a shark? Or be slowly crushed to death by a giant rock?
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #28 - March 09, 2014, 06:57 PM

    Crushed to death by a rock. At least they can use my body for some research.

    Would you rather be an open Muslim apostate and critic in modern Saudi Arabia/Iran or an open Christian apostate and critic in 16th century Italy?
  • Would you rather...
     Reply #29 - March 09, 2014, 07:01 PM

    Hard choice. I'll have to go with open Christian apostate and critic in 16th century Italy. At least then I can drink. Afro

    Would you rather have the Iron Man suit or Batman's gadgets?

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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