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Reply #150 - July 20, 2014, 07:20 PM

In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

"Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

"Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

"Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
" I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe that smelt like pork. "Bismallah, this weed is fucking halal." Then suddenly, allah decided to reveal his/herself sensuously
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Reply #151 - July 20, 2014, 07:28 PM

In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

"Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

"Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

"Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
" I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe that smelt like pork. "Bismallah, this weed is fucking halal." Then suddenly, allah decided to reveal his/herself sensuously to Jibreel

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God." - Epicurus
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Reply #152 - July 20, 2014, 07:29 PM

In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

"Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

"Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

"Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
" I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe that smelt like pork. "Bismallah, this weed is fucking halal." Then suddenly, allah decided to reveal his/herself sensuously to Jibreel. Jebreel was

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Reply #153 - July 20, 2014, 07:32 PM

In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

"Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

"Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

"Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
" I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe that smelt like pork. "Bismallah, this weed is fucking halal." Then suddenly, allah decided to reveal his/herself sensuously to Jibreel. Jebreel was sacredly exorcised
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Reply #154 - July 20, 2014, 07:36 PM

In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

"Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

"Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

"Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
" I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe that smelt like pork. "Bismallah, this weed is fucking halal." Then suddenly, allah decided to reveal his/herself sensuously to Jibreel. Jebreel was sacredly exorcised due to

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God." - Epicurus
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Reply #155 - July 20, 2014, 08:10 PM

In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

"Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

"Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

"Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
" I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe that smelt like pork. "Bismallah, this weed is fucking halal." Then suddenly, allah decided to reveal his/herself sensuously to Jibreel. Jebreel was sacredly exorcised due to having sex

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Reply #156 - July 20, 2014, 08:17 PM

In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

"Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

"Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

"Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
" I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe that smelt like pork. "Bismallah, this weed is fucking halal." Then suddenly, allah decided to reveal his/herself sensuously to Jibreel. Jebreel was sacredly exorcised due to having sex with Allah
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Reply #157 - July 20, 2014, 08:59 PM

In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

"Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

"Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

"Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
" I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe that smelt like pork. "Bismallah, this weed is fucking halal." Then suddenly, allah decided to reveal his/herself sensuously to Jibreel. Jebreel was sacredly exorcised due to having sex with Allah in a

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God." - Epicurus
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Reply #158 - July 20, 2014, 09:06 PM

In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

"Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

"Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

"Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
" I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe that smelt like pork. "Bismallah, this weed is fucking halal." Then suddenly, allah decided to reveal his/herself sensuously to Jibreel. Jebreel was sacredly exorcised due to having sex with Allah in a children's hospice

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Reply #159 - July 20, 2014, 09:32 PM

In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

"Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

"Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

"Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
" I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe that smelt like pork. "Bismallah, this weed is fucking halal." Then suddenly, allah decided to reveal his/herself sensuously to Jibreel. Jebreel was sacredly exorcised due to having sex with Allah in a children's hospice.
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Reply #160 - July 20, 2014, 09:53 PM

In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

"Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

"Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

"Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
" I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe that smelt like pork. "Bismallah, this weed is fucking halal." Then suddenly, allah decided to reveal his/herself sensuously to Jibreel. Jebreel was sacredly exorcised due to having sex with Allah in a children's hospice.
The dragon let out

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God." - Epicurus
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Reply #161 - August 28, 2014, 05:04 PM

In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

"Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

"Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

"Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
" I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe that smelt like pork. "Bismallah, this weed is fucking halal." Then suddenly, allah decided to reveal his/herself sensuously to Jibreel. Jebreel was sacredly exorcised due to having sex with Allah in a children's hospice.
The dragon let out a fart
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Reply #162 - August 28, 2014, 09:17 PM

In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

"Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

"Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

"Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
" I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe that smelt like pork. "Bismallah, this weed is fucking halal." Then suddenly, allah decided to reveal his/herself sensuously to Jibreel. Jebreel was sacredly exorcised due to having sex with Allah in a children's hospice.
The dragon let out a fart that killed

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Reply #163 - November 11, 2014, 04:47 AM

In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

"Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

"Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

"Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
" I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe that smelt like pork. "Bismallah, this weed is fucking halal." Then suddenly, allah decided to reveal his/herself sensuously to Jibreel. Jebreel was sacredly exorcised due to having sex with Allah in a children's hospice.
The dragon let out a fart that killed almost everyone
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Reply #164 - February 05, 2015, 10:47 PM

Quote from: INcePtion on November 07, 2013, 03:54 PM
So searching on the forum, i've noticed that this game doesn't seem to exist lol The rules are simple:
1. Write a story by using two words
2. you can use punctuation marks
3. write the words of the poster above you and continue
4. If the story becomes too long, you can take the last words
5. The story can be silly

I give you an example
A: The dog
B: The dog in the
C: The dog in the car was
D: The dog in the car was drunk.

I start now :

In a

LOL, this is cute.

My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
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Reply #165 - February 05, 2015, 11:03 PM

In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

"Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

"Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

"Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
" I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe that smelt like pork. "Bismallah, this weed is fucking halal." Then suddenly, allah decided to reveal his/herself sensuously to Jibreel. Jebreel was sacredly exorcised due to having sex with Allah in a children's hospice.
The dragon let out a fart that killed almost everyone. Frodo now
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Reply #166 - September 02, 2016, 04:04 PM

In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

"Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

"Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

"Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
" I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe that smelt like pork. "Bismallah, this weed is fucking halal." Then suddenly, allah decided to reveal his/herself sensuously to Jibreel. Jebreel was sacredly exorcised due to having sex with Allah in a children's hospice.
The dragon let out a fart that killed almost everyone. Frodo now shat the

Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
how fuck works without shit??

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Reply #167 - December 22, 2016, 01:41 PM

In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

"Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

"Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

"Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
" I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe that smelt like pork. "Bismallah, this weed is fucking halal." Then suddenly, allah decided to reveal the truth

07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
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Reply #168 - July 07, 2018, 10:25 PM

In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

"Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

"Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

"Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
" I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.

Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe that smelt like pork. "Bismallah, this weed is fucking halal." Then suddenly, allah decided to reveal the truth

Ali Dawah

`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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