TWO WORDS STORY
Reply #168 - July 07, 2018, 10:25 PM
In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.
Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.
Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.
"Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.
"Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to deHvour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.
Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.
"Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"
Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".
Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
" I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam
god killed...Nostradamus because Mademoiselle fell onto his boner and broke his magic crystal-balls, that were massively inverted. Mademoiselle was a drunk, iERA loving cock gobbler.
Hamza Tzortzis, beardy Greek Islamic apologist eats alone with a nonchalant Buraq shaped anal-probe that smelt like pork. "Bismallah, this weed is fucking halal." Then suddenly, allah decided to reveal the truth
`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'