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     Reply #90 - November 10, 2013, 12:37 AM

    Hamza's member
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #91 - November 10, 2013, 12:38 AM


    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #92 - November 10, 2013, 01:25 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #93 - November 10, 2013, 05:38 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #94 - November 10, 2013, 08:38 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened",
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #95 - November 11, 2013, 01:45 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged.
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #96 - November 11, 2013, 01:06 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #97 - November 12, 2013, 01:59 PM


    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #98 - November 12, 2013, 11:29 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #99 - November 12, 2013, 11:36 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #100 - February 06, 2014, 03:43 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #101 - February 06, 2014, 03:46 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #102 - February 06, 2014, 04:28 PM


    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #103 - February 21, 2014, 11:47 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled

    "Make anyone believe their own knowledge and logic is insufficient and you'll have a puppet susceptible to manipulation."
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #104 - February 22, 2014, 12:39 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus"

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #105 - April 04, 2014, 11:39 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #106 - April 04, 2014, 11:43 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #107 - April 04, 2014, 11:53 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #108 - April 04, 2014, 11:57 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #109 - April 05, 2014, 12:01 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #110 - April 05, 2014, 12:10 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!"

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #111 - April 05, 2014, 12:21 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed.
  • TWO WORDS STORY
     Reply #112 - April 05, 2014, 12:28 AM

    Not Hamza?

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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     Reply #113 - April 05, 2014, 12:30 AM

    What was the story about anyway? Lol
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     Reply #114 - April 05, 2014, 01:18 AM

     Cheesy
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     Reply #115 - April 05, 2014, 03:13 AM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she

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    • Surah Al-Fil: In an epic game of Angry Birds, Allah uses birds (that drop pebbles) to destroy an army riding elephants whose intentions were to destroy the Kaaba. No one has beaten the high score.

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     Reply #116 - April 11, 2014, 04:35 PM

    In a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo

    I ask many stupid questions frequently.
    I am curious, that's why I ask many questions.
    I am overly curious, that's why I ask stupid questions.
    I lack patience, that's why I ask frequently.
    So forgive me and answer me Smiley
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     Reply #117 - April 11, 2014, 11:08 PM

    I say as the little green fucker from Star Wars would have said: Sense, this story makes none.

    But it's really funny and creative ! 0o

    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
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     Reply #118 - April 15, 2014, 01:33 PM

    n a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam.

    My mind runs, I can never catch it even if I get a head start.
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     Reply #119 - April 15, 2014, 01:36 PM

    n a dark, desolate land where dragons roam and hunt elven blood, but it was teatime. So they spread their sweet, creamy tasty white toasted muffins of elven, that were stuffed with elven blood of some exotic rarity, post counts. Large penises are very elven features, even though they grow on heads. "Dick heads". Whenever the jealous dragons saw those, they were blown away. Pun intended. In the jealous madness, elven blood throbbing cocks go limp.

    Meanwhile, in bright pink sequin hotpants and latex a dragon masturbated furiously.

    Gandalf watched as Hagrid shaved his balls with a blunt, mildew covered ice pick.

    "Hmm, nasty," murmured Gandalf, as he beckoned Hamza the mighty towards his unconcious victim.

    "Stoned again," said Morgoth. The city began to tremble from the furious sounds of monster vagina: Oprah's vagina. Unfortunately the vagina was going to devour everything, hungry as it roared in thunderous rage, squirting rancid fluid across Hamza's lying tongue. So Gandalf the White became Redhead, the Fabulous.

    Redhead the Fabulous saw Hamza's member violating donkeys.

    "Get your ass opened", he begged. Wielding his scepter very suggestively, he yelled out "For allah!"

    Mary Poppins, straddling a leprechaun yelled "ceteris paribus".

    Gummy bear sweets fell and he, awestruck, moaned.
    " I'm a dawah boy!" Gandalf exclaimed, as she converted Frodo, to Islam

    god killed...

    "I Knew who I was this morning, but I've changed a few times since then." Alice in wonderland

    "This is the only heaven we have how dare you make it a hell" Dr Marlene Winell
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